tadumpama.
randomness at 01:16 in the morning.
wow i'm cool ¬¬
AND I DON'T OWN FURUBA.
but if i did...you'd all be booked into mental hospitals by now.
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I'm Tohru Honda.
I live with 2.5 men and wear short skirts.
A lot.
Shigure likes it.
A lot.
He's a dog.
'A hot dawg.'
'A hawt dawg?'
'You make me sick.'
'-sniff-'
I'm not material, I'm spiritual!
I so am.
I like incense.
'Yeah, sure.'
'Kyo, go use your cat litter or something.'
'-sobbing-'
Hatori's a bastard.
The bastard son of the dragon, hahahahaha.
Kagura's a pig.
A peeg.
A wee peegy.
'I'm a sheep, baa.'
'You certainly look like one!'
'I will spike your toothpaste with ANTIFREEZE!'
'-antifreezes-'
'-freezedried-'
You should all love me.
No, really.
I'm cute and I have big blue eyes.
And I don't read hot kinky mansex.
'Tohru, have you been reading my hot kinky mansex?'
'Noooo! -blink-'
There's a ponyyy!
A purdy purdy pony.
'I'm not a purdy purdy pony, I'm Rin!'
Rin's not so hot.
For example, she has the dreaded GREASE OF HAIR.
And also the hideous FLAB OF STOMACH.
No, really.
'-pinches flab and grease-'
'I hate you.'
'Haru hates you.'
'THANKS TO YOU!'
Rin scares me.
It might be the flab.
Or it might be the way she eats gelatin.
It's kind of vengeful.
'Hey baby. You're cute.'
'Haruuu! -leaps on Haru-'
'Yummy.'
After that little episode, we went to the backseat of his bicycle.
And did yummy backseating cycling.
Drool4Haru.
'Sissy...will you watch Mogeta with me?'
'Can't you watch it with that little sheepy dude with the nice ass?'
'He's all freeezedried, cissy...'
'-molestation of freezedried Hiro-'
'Cissy...?'
Okay, so the other day I was thinking.
I need some kind of theme song.
So I got Akito out, cause she's sexy.
And she knows about Pain.
Pain Prattworthy-Potter.
He's a songwriter on the quiet ya know!
But he could be a little more discreet about his dayjob as a R3nTb0ii.
'Did someone say blowjob?'
'Please go away, Haru.'
'-Haru glare-'
'-Akito glare-'
'Ngurffffffff!'
We never got my theme song because of Haru.
Because after that Ngurfffffff! Akito wanted to kill him.
And Pain went to watch.
I was sad.
A sad, lonely little muffin.
'I will make you a fabulous, sparkly little muffin! You will be AMAZING! You will shine and glimmer and glitter like the very stars above us!'
'There are no stars tonight. It is a cloudy night.'
'I will make you a beautiul little FLUFFY CLOUD of a muffin! You will be soft and gentle and-'
'-glorious intervention of Kyo-'
'-Ayame shockanddeath-'
'KyoKyoooo! I love youuuu!'
'-stunned Kyo-'
He thought I was Kagura.
I wasn't.
I wasn't even wearing her cosplay outfit.
FOR I AM TOHRU, TOHRU HONDA.
AND I AM A HAPPY LEETLE MUFFIN.
You thought it was going to end there, didn't you?
It hasn't.
I mean, it didn't.
You're stuck with this trash until the page STOPS.
'Hallelujah!'
'Yuki-Kun!!'
'-Yuki gospel dancing-'
'Oooooooooooh.'
'-claps hands and carries on dancing-'
'...mom...'
Yay, Ritsu! Let's go make his self-esteem lower!
'Ritsuuu!'
'I'm sorry! I'm sorry for making you call my name, I should have noticed you first, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO , DO YOU FORGIVE ME? I WON'T MIND IF YOU DON'T, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY FOR MY APPEARANCE, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A REJECT ON THE FACE OF THIS BOUNTIFUL EARTH, I'M SOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!'
'-gape-'
'-Shigure prods Ritsu-'
'It's the magic touch!'
'That it is, Shigure. That it is.'
Sometimes I want to have mad angsty passion with Hatori.
But then he starts singing opera and I remember why I let Kyo, Shigure, Kisa, Hiro, Yuki, Aya, Ritsu, Haru, Rin, Akito and Momiji get into my knickers and not him.
But it doesn't stop me from wondering.
'Hello, Tohru.'
'Hiiiiiiiiiiii Hatori.'
'You remind me of Kana.'
'-gigglefalloverfakedeathrevivesexypose-'
'IS THAAAT THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERAAAAA?
BEWARE THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERAAAAAAAA!'
'--;'
enddd.
or not?
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