AUTHOR'S NOTE: Well, here it is, my first story on More is on the way!
DISCLAIMER: As much as I'd like to, I do not own Cats
"Hey there sexy," the Rum Tum Tugger cooed, his breath reeking of catnip, "Whadda you say we get out of here?"
He fluffed his mane and winked. "I know a place where no one will bother us. Just yooouuuu and –" He burped. "– moi." He ran his hand through her hair, grinning seductively. As the seconds went by and the queen didn't react, Tugger got more and more turned on.
"I see how it is. You wanna play hard to get. But can you handle... this?"
Rum Tum shook his hips, happy to allow the queen a good look at his bottom. "Nice, huh?" he asked before burping again.
Farther away, a giggle sounded from behind a broken radiator, followed by a quiet, "Shhh!"
"Sorry, sorry," the smaller cat whispered.
Another twenty minutes passed, and the Tugger was still trying to get a reaction out of the queen.
Jerrie and Teazer saw no reason to tell the Maine Coon that he was shaking his backside at a Raggedy Ann Doll.