Birthday Surprise

by awesomeinhumanfrom

Pein deals with the Akatsuki's irritating habits every day of his life. For once, he would like to be alone. Well, maybe not alone, but with his special someone. That special someone being Konan. And, given it is his birthday, he's hoping to get lucky. And every birthday deserves a surprise. Even if its the kind that you don't really want. (Minor romance)

1. Chapter 1

Hey everybody! Thanks for reading my Naruto stories! I would like to give my excuse as to why this story is so late: Pein refused to let me write him and I couldn't decide how to lose Tobi. Finally, I just gave up and sent him on a mission. Anyways, please enjoy this and review if you want more! Thanks, and don't forget that you can REQUEST (hint, hint) who you want me to write next! Thanks and REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW

Pein

Chapter 1

Everyone sat around me, staring at me. Everyone was calm and silent, an extreme irregularity for the Akatsuki. It was most likely because I had purposely sent Hidan, Tobi, and Deidara on a mission together. It was my birthday and I planned to enjoy myself. Part of that was getting rid of my three main sources of stress. Then I had to find creative ways to get rid of the three other nuisances so I could finally have some alone time with Konan. But it didn't look like that was anywhere near happening and I was about to just throw all of these meat sacks out. Of course, I could always send them all on missions, but then they would suspect something. And Lord knows how they already tease Konan and I. If they knew half of it we would never live it down. I calmly sipped another bit of tea.

"Well, I guess I should bring in the cake?" Konan asked, standing up as she did so. I didn't bother to respond and she began walking towards the kitchen. I glared around the circle. I had to lure them all away, one by one...I started with Itachi.

"So, did any of you hear about the new bakery that opened in Amagurakre?" Itachi immediately perked up and was at attention. He even spoke english he was so intrigued.

"Really?"

"Yes, I hear they're giving free samples in celebration of they're grand opening." Itachi smiled.

"Hn." He looked at Kisame before he got up and left the room quickly. Kisame sighed.

"I apologize, but Itachi wants to go get treats and I have to go as translator. We'll leave our presents here." He skulked out of the room and came in with two boxes before he left without coming back, trailing after an excited Itachi. I barely managed to hold back my victorious smirk. All I had left to get rid of was Kakuzu and Zetsu. Kakuzu was sprawled lazily on the couch, counting his money. He would be hard to move. I turned my eyes to Zetsu who stood in the corner, creepily having a conversation with himself. He wouldn't be easy to shake either. But I was more than up to the challenge.