One Piece Fanfic!

A/N:-Hey. I believe I don't need to introduce myself, since my older sis, Akari Kazuki, already mentioned me comin' on, in her profile. Name's SagaraSanosuke, and you can tell I like 'Rurouni Kenshin', right?

This is my first fic on here (DUH!) and I hope you all enjoy it. I'll try to update as often as I can, but any sorry asses who are too impatient to wait long, check out my co-written 'Kill Me, Kiss Me' fic under my sis's profile. (She wrote it, but I improved it!)

Disclaimer:- I don't own One Piece, or any 'manga-rights' shit, alright, 'cept a few of my own. Nor do I own One Piece's anime rights, okay! Just read the damn fic, and review!

CHAPTER 01-FAMILY REUNION!

Luffy and his crew were on their way to Coco Village to find the treasure hidden there, in the South-Eastern parts. It was thought to be worth, according to Nami, at least 35 million berries. So, The Straw-Hat Crew took up the challenge, and set sail!

It was the third day of sailing, and everyone was relaxing after Lunch. Nami was napping, Sanji was washin' up, and Usopp was writing to his girlfriend, Kaya. Luffy was….ah…being Luffy! Just then, a certain swordsman, threw a heavy ale barrel at the Captain, hanging by his long, stretched out legs, from the mast, hitting him square on the nose!

"Yo! Luffy, stop yer swingin', and get the fuck down here!" yelled Roranoa Zolo at the Rubber Boy. "I got some news!"

"Hah! What's your fucking problem, Zolo! I was havin' such a nice nap!"

"Uh…by hanging upside down!" glared Zolo. Luffy swung down by the ropes hanging off the mast, nodding as he landed.

"Yeah. Now what's the problem?"

"We are in deep shit, Luffy!" Zolo yelled in his face. "That's what!"

Luffy held his ears, rubbing the insides. "Ouch! Why'd ya fucking yell! Explain what ya mean, or I'm off ta continue my nap!"

Zolo sighed angrily, then started pacing before his 'best' friend. "I just heard that there are two other ships heading to where we're going!"

"Uh…so?" said Luffy, blinking at his First Mate.

WHACK! Zolo stood over a crouched over Luffy, who was holding his now throbbing head! "This ain't a joke, you Dumbass! Whaddya mean 'so'!"

"I mean 'So'! Who cares if other people are after it! We're strong to knock all their asses into the sea, dammit! Why you so worked up for!"

Zolo commenced whacking Luffy again, shouting out again with each slap, "Be-! Cause-! Chaser-! Knows-! We're-! Going-! Too-! As well as those other two guys! We-! Are-! In-! Deep-! SHIT-! AND YOU BETTER GET YOUR SORRY ASS INTA GEAR, AND PREPARE FOR A FIGHT! ONE O' THEM IS BUGGY!"

Luffy punched Zolo in the stomach, forcing him to let go. "Wha-? Buggy, too! Coooool!" he grinned up at Zolo from the ground.

Zolo double-taked, then slapped his forehead! "WHAT THE HELL DO YA MEAN 'COOOOOOOL'! IDIOT!"

"I mean 'cooool', stupid! We can take 'em, Zolo! What's the problem?"Luffy got up, patting Zolo's arm, trying to calm him down before he burst one of his veins.

Zolo nodded, calmer, and determined. He breathed in and out three times, then faced Luffy with his usual battle-grin. "Yeah, we'll beat the fuck outta all o' them, alright. Just be on your guard, Luffy-! Luffy!"

Luffy slipped off Zolo's shoulder, a loud snore escaping his mouth. Zolo whacked him once more!

"DUMBASS! WHY YA FALLING ASLEEP FOR!" Oh yeah. Luffy was definitely uh….ready, right?

TO BE CONTINUED

Notes:-

You know the drill, right? Review the goddamned fic, or else! And NO FRIGGIN' FLAMES! My writing ain't that bad, even I know that, so don't even try it!

Why don't I let you guys decide on what happens next? Forward me your opinions, and ideas! And, for Fuck's Sake, review this! Cya in da next chapter!

This has been, me, SagaraSanosuke a.k.a. Zanza-kun! Bye.