TWIN STALKER

Chapter 1- How to introduce a stalker

~Somehow Sexy Rabbit~

Yet another creepishly delectable story begins as Hikaru and Kaoru walk down the Ouran High School Host Clubs corridors once more, carrying with them their flirtatious attitudes making their ever obsessive fans want for undying love to spark once more. Did that line make any sense…? Methinks not. *giggles* methinks. Anyway, as they were walking along the corridors avoiding lessons, as they always seem too because their rebels, an unusual shadow was lurking behind them, one that can only described as some sort of hook headed beast. The twins seemed oblivious to the infatuated creature creeping among the long ever widening stretch of school that seemed to go on forever. An everlasting squeak from the newly polished floor caused both twins to stop and swerve around simultaneously like some sort of interpretive dance. They both recoiled as their hook headed character stood just a few feet away from them. Don't ask how many feet I only do cm, so I'll say about 120cm or around there, I dunno how many feet that is… -_-'

Standing in front of them revealed a small freckled girl with dark blue hair, reaching down to her knees. At the very top of her head fixed a sculpture like hook, that obviously showed high levels of very strong hairspray- but let's not ruin the illusion. She held in her hand two glittering pompoms making her look like some reject cheerleader. Each twin tilted their head with confusion, trying to figure out what the heck was standing in front of them. It must have been a good two minutes before Koaru finally gripped the courage to ask what the hell the girl wanted…

"Uhhh...wa" Before he could finish he froze with fear as the freaky looking teen pointed harshly towards the just interrupted twin.

"You……..and you……now" She fixated her finger on each twin, as they froze with both confusion and sheer fear. The way she spoke was not one of violence but of brain dead obsession, as she twitched her heart shaped eyes. I don't know how the hell that can even happen. It must be some type of creepy mutation, either that or a blood clot… I mean honestly heart shaped eyes.

The horrifying fact of a non-homosexual fan caused both twins to fall to the ground, before immediately jumping back up and escaping from the scene, leaving newborn teardrops floating mysteriously in the air. Again don't ask. How the hell am I meant to know why gravity somehow turned off? It's just something I've seen on anime before, so yeah 8( The hooked girl stood perfectly still before disappearing under the floorboards by some sort of under floor motor- Hmmm wonder where I got that idea from.

Pathetic little whimpers nearly identical in pitch began to arise from a nearby broom cupboard. Inside huddled in the corner, next to the flash guard and a box full of syringes and packets of sherbet like powder labeled 'Tamaki's' - he he, what other reason is there for Tamaki's creepy and hysterical personality. Yeah anyway, I digress… uhhh… oh yeah were the twins holding each other for some inbred gay comfort. "…What…what the heck happened out there...?*whimper*" Hikaru finally spoke for the first time in this freaky chapter- And that had nothing to do with not being able to remember his name *Shifty eyes* "I don't know but there is no f'ing way we can let that creepyliscious excuse for a girl, force us to perform our homo-erotic tendencies in public. I mean for one she's a girl, I think… And our gayness is not on demand it's a natural labor of hot gay love and you can't beat it……bitch"

As Koaru finished four knocks pounded on the door. Both twins hesitated for a moment, before finishing in silence- Ok now I'm just adding fancy words :3… Discombobulated… I'd love to know what that word actually means. Whoever stood on the other side stopped silent as well, before rustling the unlocked metal knob- *giggles* sorry I know immature. One final rustle caused the door to open slower then ……………..something that is slow…. And light illuminated the once black room. The twins closed their gay eyes… that were gay…and gay…- Running out of things to say D8 … Oh and a figure stood disapprovingly in the doorway…

To be erotically continued.... :3

Author note~

Ok to be honest I thought I had written like a page or 2 or atleast I did on word.... BUt now it looks very short. Yeah Please excuse my random outbursts that are shown as underlined sentences. X3 I think it was worth writing them in- for my own self pleasure... eww... sorry lol ummm yeah hope u like it. I only have manitoug15's amazing vaguely abridged series, as my knowledge for ouran so at any point if i get some context or info wrong please tell me then i will change it right away! Like I wrote on my profile please don't ask how my mind works. Soemtimes I creep myself out, and I know I do everyone else. So yeah, this is an author note thingy. yeah byebye for now!