Author's Note: Hw. for Creative Writing, 09 - 25 - 01. Assignment: Have a dialogue between the main players and write what you think will happen. Well, the terrorist attack on the World Trade Center and the other plane hijackings were, no, are terrible. I'm completely disgusted by it. It's turned me off so much that I've decided to not join the army. (That, and all the political nationalistic flag-waving hoohah kill all them Arabs crap going on.) A military career is a good choice during peacetime, not wartime- unless you wanna become a general. Am I the only one terribly afraid of this escalating into WW3?? Anyway, we're officially no longer in mourning so if you can take a little humor, read on. BTW, Bush still's a lousy president.
BUSH vs. BEN LADEN
by animegrrrl
Usama Ben Laden bombed the Twin Towers and other places. He is the most wanted man in the world. Thankfully Bush decided to take the matter into his own hands and has captured Ben Laden by gunpoint.
Bush: Ha, ha! I've got you now, villain!
Usama: Fool! American dog!
Bush: Hey, I like dogs!
Usama: *sneers* It figures that such a fat, immoral, and lazy country would elect a peon like you.
Bush: What's a peon?
Usama: IDIOT! *starts cussing in native language* BEEP! BEEP!! BEEP!!! BEEEEEEEP!!!!
Bush: Hey! You're insulting me, aren't you?! *pushes a red button*
Secretary: Sir, China has just declared war on America.
Bush: What! Why?
Secretary: ...because you bombed them. Sir.
Bush: Oh. I was aiming for Saudi Arabia.
Secretary: Sir, that country isn't hostile.
Bush: Oh, good thing I missed 'em then. Heh.
Secretary: Sir! There are nuclear missiles heading right for the U.S.!
Usama: Ha ha ha ha! The devils have destroyed themselves!
Bush: mommy.
*BOOOOM!*
God: Whelp, there goes Earth and the human race. Good riddance. They were never really happy in the first place.