Yaye! A new story!
Bakura: Another one? Shouldnt you finish the ones you started?
Me: This one's for when i have writer's block, writer's laziness, or a plot bunny! This story is a bunch of Oneshots/Drabbles that involved all of the YGO characters during their daily lives- mostly. This story is called VS. because the titles will depict the YGO characters going against random objects, people, things... whatever color the plot bunny is!
WARNINGS: Some stories will contain Yaoi, since I am a Yaoi fangirl. Do not fret, I will tell you when one is in case you'd like to skip it. Stories will be rated from K-T, depending on the story and what not. I will also let you know what the rating is beforehand. Genres will vary, but mostly humor... me likes the funny!
The Drabble ahead:
Summary: All three of our favorite Yamis go through this. Many Fanfics include this plot bunny. The Toaster. Let's see how Yami Bakura handles this menace.
Story Warnings: The use of the word Hell as in a metaphor for the Shadowrealm.
Rating: K+ because I am paranoid by the warning and small children (in my opinion) shouldnt hear or read that word unless they are in church.
Genre: Humor.
Enjoy!
Bakura vs. The Toaster
Bakura glared at it. It was evil. It was a monster.
It… was the toaster.
This foul creature had such a surface that stole your face when you looked into it. The beast had a wicked black tail that had a hard and hurtful tip when you stepped on it. This devil burned your bread!
Bakura knew all of these facts. But he yet to figure out this demon's motive. Was it after him? His Hikari? The world? If it was the last, HE SO CALLED DIBS ON THAT! THE FIEND!
Bakura hated said evil object a lot. Actually, hated wasn't strong enough of a word to describe his feelings toward it. Loathed, detested, reviled, despised… take your pick. My point is, he couldn't stand the object. He had even admitted that he would save the PHARAOH from the accursed objects evil clutches.
And you know it's bad when he says that.
Bakura was sitting at the kitchen table in his Hikari's house one morning eating steak for breakfast. It was Sunday: Steak for Breakfast Day (for Bakura at least). After drowning the poor cow in steak sauce, Bakura looked up from the meal for a second. In that second the glint of the toaster caught his eye.
We now come to where we were in the beginning of this drabble. Bakura glared at it.
The white haired Yami picked up his fork and pointed the pointy end of it at the toaster. "You're reign of tyranny ends now! You have been a worthy foe in the past, but, today, I shall defeat you!"
He got up from his seat and stomped over to the shining object. He picked it up and glared at it. The object copied his face and glared back.
"You foul beast! You dare try to steal my looks!" he yelled at it. "You will never be able to handle my beauty!"
Bakura then stabbed the item with the fork he had carried over. He stabbed at it so many times- he (and I) lost count.
After stabbing the ever-loving crap out of the monstrosity, the Yami opened a portal to the Shadowrealm and sent the demonic beast to said Hell.
"BAKURA‼‼ DID YOU JUST SEND MY TOASTER TO THE SHADOWREALM AGAIN‼‼"
Bakura turned to see Ryou standing at the kitchen door looking like he was about to transform into the Incredible Hulk.
Bakura "eeped" and did what any sane man would do when standing before a ticked off Hikari.
… He ran.