This is just a quick little thing that popped into my head; my math teacher has all these really corny jokes and this is one of them. I haven't forgotten about my other fics, but they take a lot longer to write. Enjoy and please review: )
Pie
Rosette tapped her pencil tiredly on her desk. This stinks. she thought dismally. What does math have to do with becoming an exorcist? She sighed as she completely zoned out to which ever boring nun was lecturing them on geometry. Rosette hated that the order made her follow stupid rules and they made her wake up extra early on Sundays for church, but math lessons? Did they think she was stupid or something? She groaned again and leaned back in her chair. "How dull..." she whispered.
SMACK!
"Owe!" squeaked the fourteen year old.
"Miss Christopher," scolded the teacher, shaking the ruler she'd used to slap Rosette menacingly. "You'd better pay attention; these formulas will help you imensly when, or perhaps with you I should say 'if', you start hunting demons."
"Oh yeah?" asked the girl dryly, glaning up at the board. "I don't see how that's gonna help me fight demons. And besides," she looked up at the teacher pursed her lips. "You've got it all wrong! Pies are round--not square!"