Summary: What if the person you were talking to on Instant Messenger turned out to be an anime character?
Brie was quickly typing away with her friend on IM.
KatzKarma: Huh…
Zan-Chan: What?
KatzKarma: Got a person wanting to be on my IM list.
Zan-Chan: It's not your stepsister. Is it? I thought you deleted her off.
KatzKarma: I did. But this one's called…VulpusMirusRose…
Zan-Chan: Dude…Weird name…
KatzKarma: Yeah…
KatzKarma: I'm going to respond, okay?
Zan-Chan: 'Kay, but be careful. Don't give away any information about yourself. All right?
KatzKarma: Sure thing, Mum. –Sneers-
Zan-Chan: Smart-ass…
KatzKarma: -Smirks-
Zan-Chan: Talk to you after your done with this dude. 'kay?
KatzKarma: Yeah, ttfn!
Zan-Chan: Laters!
She tied up the end of her talk, and went back to her IM screen. Reading it, she accepted and instant messaged the person.
KatzKarma: Hello?
Waiting a few seconds she got a response.
VulpusMirusRose: Hi.
KatzKarma: Not to sound stalker-ish, but…who are you?
VulpusMirusRose: No one you need to worry about…
KatzKarma: -raised eyebrow- that sounds like something a sicko that kills girls through the Internet would say…
VulpusMirusRose: -chuckles- Aren't you precocious…
KatzKarma: That's what the Baptist said when I was a few months old.
VulpusMirusRose: lol
KatzKarma: You laugh a lot. You know that?
VulpusMirusRose: …
KatzKarma: Cat got your tongue?
VulpusMirusRose: No.
KatzKarma: It's a joke dude.
VulpusMirusRose: I know; I just like to bother you.
KatzKarma: You've only known me for like, what? Five minutes and you already like bothering me?
VulpusMirusRose: Yes. –Smiles-
KatzKarma: -.-# Oh for the love of Isis…
VulpusMirusRose: Hmm.
KatzKarma: What?
VulpusMirusRose: Nothing really, just that in the last few sentences you've had different types of…religion and personality. No offence.
KatzKarma: None taken. I'm just schizophrenic. –Smirks-
VulpusMirusRose: O.O
KatzKarma: lol…
KatzKarma: That was funny…
VulpusMirusRose: -sighs-
KatzKarma: Did I bother you…Fox-dude?
VulpusMirusRose: What did you say?
KatzKarma: Fox-dude…? Why, that offended you? –Blinks-
VulpusMirusRose: No, it's just that not many people would know what Vulpus Mirus meant.
KatzKarma: Why, it isn't that big a word. Its only Latin…
VulpusMirusRose: This is probably the weirdest conversation I've had in awhile…
KatzKarma: Not really, I've had weirder. Ever have a conversation about Leprechauns?
VulpusMirusRose: No…lol
KatzKarma: I have. It was fun…
VulpusMirusRose: I'll take your word for it…
KatzKarma: Why? Don't like weirdness?
VulpusMirusRose: No, I'm very use to "weirdness" as you call it.
KatzKarma: Sure…
KatzKarma: Who are you?
VulpusMirusRose: -sighs- I told you, no one you need to worry about.
KatzKarma: -Mocks VulpusMirusRose- I told you that's what a sicko that kills girls through the Internet says. –Glares-
VulpusMirusRose: -Raised eyebrow- well then, you'll just have to find out.
KatzKarma: I welcome the challenges dude. –Smirks-
VulpusMirusRose: -chuckles-
KatzKarma: You do know were repeating ourselves, right?
VulpusMirusRose: Hmm? Oh, sorry, change of subject then?
KatzKarma: Preferably.
VulpusMirusRose: All right, well. Tell me about yourself.
KatzKarma: Why?
VulpusMirusRose: Well, that's how you start a friendship, am I correct?
KatzKarma: Depends on the person, dude.
VulpusMirusRose: All right, then how do I start a friendship with you?
KatzKarma: -Shrugs- depends on how lazy I feel. If I really want you as a friend, you'll know. And you're not on that level yet.
VulpusMirusRose: lol. Then what level am I on?
KatzKarma: Acquaintance.
VulpusMirusRose: Is that bad or good?
KatzKarma: Depends on how much you piss me off…
VulpusMirusRose: -chuckles- Are you willing to at least tell me what your real name is?
KatzKarma: Are you willing to at least tell me why you wanted to be added to my list? -Mock eyelash bat-
VulpusMirusRose: lol. –Raised eyebrow- Maybe…
KatzKarma: Dude, I'm not going to tell you my name till you tell me why you wanted to be on my IM list.
VulpusMirusRose: -sighs- Fine.
KatzKarma: I knew you'd see it my way.
VulpusMirusRose: Don't push it.
KatzKarma: -rolls eyes- Aye captain…
VulpusMirusRose: Strange girl…
KatzKarma: How'd you know I'm a girl? I could be a guy in secret, and think that you're a girl who'd be easy to kill through the Internet. –Smirks-
VulpusMirusRose: First off, I'm male. Second if you were an Internet murderer, you wouldn't be saying that. And thirdly I know your female. –Sneers-
KatzKarma: I…well…whatever!
VulpusMirusRose: -raised eyebrow- is that the best you can do?
KatzKarma: -groans- will you just say why you wanted to be on my IM list.
VulpusMirusRose: Sure.
KatzKarma: Finally…
VulpusMirusRose: If you're going to be that way, I won't tell you.
KatzKarma: Fine, fine. I'll behave…till your done…
VulpusMirusRose: There's no hope for you…
KatzKarma: Hope is wasted on the hopeless…
VulpusMirusRose: -aggravated- Do you or do you not, want to know why?
KatzKarma: Of course I do. You just keep on answering my insanity.
VulpusMirusRose: -glares-
KatzKarma: Fine! I'll shut up and behave! Happy?
VulpusMirusRose: Yes. If you must know why I wanted to be added is for my own reasons.
KatzKarma: Dude. You're starting to piss me off. That's bad. Be more descriptive with the bloody answer!
VulpusMirusRose: -sighs- I know that this is quite annoying for you, but you have to understand that my reasons are important and need to be taken seriously. I am not here to harm you, all right?
KatzKarma: -pinches bridge of nose- Well, duh, this is annoying! How would you like it if some one you don't know comes along acting all buddy-buddy and doesn't tell you who they are?
VulpusMirusRose: Please, stop. The last thing I need is you freaking out. Just stay calm, okay?
KatzKarma: But…
VulpusMirusRose: It's alright. How about we talk in a more comfortable way? Just talk about our selves.
KatzKarma: How can you just act so calm? I'm bloody freaked out.
VulpusMirusRose: Sorry. I'm use to acting this way. It's a part of my personality…
KatzKarma: Fine…but we'll talk tomorrow. I need to head off to bed…
VulpusMirusRose: All right. Till then, good night…
KatzKarma: Night…
Brie signed off. Tired from the talking all this time. "Damn…" She muttered when glancing at the clock. She was surprised her mother wasn't nagging at her for being thirty minutes late for bed.
Getting up and signing off, she left for her room.
After her shower, she changed into a baggy shirt and flopped into bed.
All the while, her mind kept leering towards the mysterious boy who talked to her earlier. 'Who is he…?'
With that thought she promptly passed out.
Hopefully this fiction won't be deleted off due to the IM conversation.
If you're wondering, Vulpus Mirus is Latin for Yoko. It says so in issue three of the manga. How does she know? She's smart...Plus I couldn't think of what else to have it make sense... And two, Zan-Chan, is my best friend.
If you have any questions all be happy to answer. If it's not too much trouble, please review!