Hello! I am, as you know, A Crazy Moron! This is my 2nd fanfic! Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid! Thank you for reading!
"I hate it when there's nothing to talk about," Kaito muttered to himself.
"Kaito talks too much," Miku snickered to herself.
"Gakupo thinks about eggplants too much," Rin grumbled to herself.
"What are you guys talking about?" Luka questioned the trio.
"AH! Maybe this can be about solving each others' problems!" Kaito exclaimed in front of Luka.
"Great, but you don't have to scream it at my face."
"Ah, I'm sorry."
"That's okay."
"Great! How about one problem per chapter?" Miku suggested.
"Good idea! Not all problems will be solved, though," Gumi smiled.
"For some reason, it seems that you want that to happen," Kaito and Luka thought at the same time.
"All right, who has a problem and wants to solve it in this chapter?" Rin asked.
Silence…
"Okay, the one who loses from scissors paper stone (or rock paper scissors) will share a problem for us to solve together," Rin finally said after a while.
"Okay." Everyone got ready. "Scissors, paper, stone!"
"Look, all the guys lost!" Gumi exclaimed.
"Argh," Kaito said.
"…" Len did not say anything.
"Eggplants!" Gakupo shouted.
"*sigh* Okay, guys, scissors, paper, stone!"
Kaito: Scissors
Len: Paper
Gakupo: Eggplant (Stone)
The cycle continued for 10 minutes.
"This is taking too long. Let's do another thing," Miku said.
"Okay, what numbers do you guys choose?" Rin looked at the guys.
"Six," Kaito said.
"Two," Len said.
"Eggplants!" Gakupo exclaimed.
"I'll… take that as nine," Rin calculated. "Seventeen."
She made the position to be from G, K and L. She stared at them for one second.
"Kaito."
"Eh? Why me?" Kaito asked.
"You were chosen, that's why."
"Ack."
"I know."
"At least you get to solve your problem," Luka said, trying to sound cheerful.
"Okay, so what's your problem?" Meiko asked. "Being unable to drink sake?"
"Obviously not. I don't drink sake. Unless you force me to."
"Then can I?"
"NO," Kaito and Luka said in unison.
"Aw…"
"Then being unable to eat eggplants? You can always eat them with me!" Gakupo exclaimed happily.
"Eh, thanks, but, that's not a problem."
"Being unable to get tortured by us everyday? Don't worry, we always have time for you," Gumi suggested with her famous annoying smile and tone.
"Of course not! Who would?!"
"Len would!"
"… I don't," Len said softly, looking sad.
"Len doesn't!" Kaito sort of increased the volume for Len. " Okay, the problem is…"
"What?" Luka asked.
"I don't know what 1+1 equals to."
…
"You're joking," Luka said.
"No, I'm not."
"Yes, you are. What's the answer?"
"Two."
"See?"
"Ack, fine. …I have hair problems."
"You don't," Luka said and looked at his hair. "It's pretty good."
"Hm…"
"Are you thinking for random problems to use? Wait, you are. It's obvious. The problems are to ridiculous for you. You're smart, and people can tell that you don't have hair problems (even if they might stick out in some illustrations, but it's only hair design. Everyone has to look different, right?)."
"That's… pretty long."
"Yeah, it is."
"Just choose a damn reason already!" Miku punched the table. "Like having too little leeks to eat!"
"Argh. The SS3 are too mean to guys."
"That's impossible to solve. Anyway, that's the end since Kai-bastard said a problem and we know whether it can be solved or not. Goodbye!" Gumi said.
"EHHHHHHHH-"
Case# 1- UNSOLVED
Poor Kaito! Anyway, this is the end of Chapter 1!