Title: Vampires play Pokemon Author: FemaleFOnzie Rating: T for languge and Slash and suggustive-ness Fandom: Angel/Buffy The Vampire Slayer Summery: After beating the latest Pokemon game, Spike challenges Angel to a pokemon duel, his strongest 6 pokemon verseus Angel's strongest 6, The Loser has to do something for the winner, but who will win. Set just before The Spangel Saga.
- It seemed like a regulair day At Wolfram and Hart, Gunn was sending files to cases and being his lawyer self, Fred, Illyria and Wesley were hanging around in the lab checking over some new projects, Harmony was cheerfuly getting two mugs of blood for Angel and his boyfriend, Lorne was booking and planning a new party all the while singing "Firework" By Katy Perry and Angel was in his office, sitting behind his desk fileing some paper work and checking reports and signinging paychecks as Spike was sitting in a nearbye chair, playing a game on his red and black DSi When suddenly Spike let out a whoop.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS! YES! YES! YES! I DID IT! I BLOODY WELL DID IT! I BEAT POKEMON BLACK! YESSSSSSSSSSS!" Spike cheered, waving his hands franticly in the air, still gripping the DSi.
Angel Chuckled,"Sooo You have now beaten all the Pokemon games haven't you?"
"Bloody Well right!" Spike said, his sudden cheer turned to pride.
"I beat that games ago." Angel said in a In-Your-Face manner.
Spike Scowled,"No you didn't!"
"Yes I did, and I can prove it! I challenge you to a Pokemon battle! Your strongest 6 from all your games versus my strongest 6 from all MY games!" Angel said, eyebrows raised in an intimadating manner. Spike thought it over Quickly,"Your on! But let's make it Interesting!"
"How So?"
"Like If I win you have to.."Spike thought about it for a minute before chosing,"Give me foot rubs and..um..BOTTOM! If I win you have to give Me Foot rubs and Bottom in bed for the next month!"
Angel placed a hand over his heart, pretending to be hurt," Aww, I thought you liked bottoming to me."
Spike rolled his eyes,"I do it's just that I wouldn't mind topping for just one month."
"Fine and when i win-"
"You mean if you win."
"Right. IF i win you have to..you have to.."
"If you say dress up as a nun i'll stake you."
"Awww but IF I win you have tooo let me do WHATEVER I want to you for the next week." Angel's smile grew big when Spike shot him a confused look,"Intimacy wise Spike."
Spike's eyes widened but then shook Angel's hand,"Your on mate and I'm Soooooooo looking forward to my foot rubs."
Angel chuckled,"We'll see Spikey, We'll see..."
"Okay Peaches, go ahead and enter your six nancy pancy pokemon!" Spike teased as he sent in his top six. Angel Chuckled,"You're in trouble Spikey-boy!"
"Quiet and send! I want to win already!"
"If you say so," And with that Angel pressed the enter button and Spike's eyes widened in horror. He Truely was SCREWED.
"Pokemon Trainer Spike has Selected Feraligater, Umbreon, HoundDoom, Granbull, Ivysaur and Kingdra as his team." Angel's Dsi announced.
"Pokemon Trainer Angel has Selected Swampert, Infernape, Zapdos, Mew Two, Latas and Dialga as his team." Spike's DSi Announced.
"No Freakin' fair! You used Legandries!" Spike hissed at his snickering boyfriend. Who chuckled,"You never said it was!"
"But..But..But-"
"Eyes on the game Spike, eyes on the game." Angel teased as he sent out his Infernape first to battle Spike Granbull.
- "Hey Fred have you seen Angel? I need to talk to him about this new party and I can't seem to find him." Lorne said, strutting into the lab.
"He's in his office Lorne," Fred said, not bothering to look up from her work.
"Kay! Thanks!" Lorne said cheerfuly as he headed out of the lab and towards Angel's Office. He was aout tp knock on the door when he heard something.
"DAMN! DAMN YOU PEACHES TO BLOODY HELL! YOU JUST FUCKING KILLED MY POOR IVYSAUR! HE WAS JUST A LIL' BABY! I PUT HIM IN HERE SO HE'D GET MORE AND EVOLVE INTO A VENUSAUR!" What sounded like Spike screamed, followed by the mad laughing sound of Angel.
"You're loosing Spike! I Already killed all your pokemon except one and i still have 3 left, Swampert, Infernape and Latas!"
"Yeah but Swampert is Parilized and cannot move so I can kill him! And Latas is SOOOOOOO low a single blow would knock her out and as for Infernape, My last Pokemon's a water one! Your strongest attack won't effect my Kingdra as much as it woul another one of my pokemon!"
There was the annoying music from the games followed by what sounded like a hit and a loud 'NOO' from Angel signifying that one of his beloved pokemon had been killed.
"SPIKE! I WAS GOING EASY ON YOU BUT NOW THAT YOU KILLED LATAS AND SWAMPERT YOU'RE GOING DOWN!" Angel schreeched so loud Lorne thought he got brain damage from it.
There was another silent pause only filled with the sound of the game music, then the sound of a hit. And Lorne waited, and waited but no screams of defeat or winning were heard. Just soft moaning. After about tweenty minutes of trying to piece together who had one, Lorne gave up and knocked on the office door.
Angel opened it, hair messed arouund playfully, clothes also messed but there was a big-fanged grin happily plastered on his mug. Spike was lying on his back on the nearbye couch, hair also messed, Shirt and leather duster off and jeans just loosely hanging around his waist.
"Sooo," Lorne asked,"Who won?"
A/N: And here's the fun part, it's a two-shot, the next chappie will be about the loser forfilling what the winner wants, but you get to vote on who you want to win!
Vote 1: If you think Spike's Kingdra over-powerd Angel's Infernape
or
Vote 2: If you think Angel's Infernape wiped the floor with Spike's Kingdra.