Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran Host Club.
Love Me if You Dare
Ch. 1
The day The Game began it seemed to be just a normal day at Ouran Academy, well as normal as it can get with the Host Club.
Haruhi walked into Music Room 3 with Hikaru draped on her right and Kaoru on her left; as usual. And as usual, "What are you two doppelgangers doing to my precious daughter!" Tamaki, the beloved, self-proclaimed "Host Club King", and "father" yelled out as rose from the couch and started running towards them.
Haruhi sighed, "Sempai, you're not my father". Ignoring this, Tamaki continued running towards them. Hikaru and Kaoru lifted Haruhi up and started running around. How they did this without falling, who knows? It is the Hitachiin's after all.
Haruhi was too tired from studying the night before to protest and she knew any objection now would be futile. Hunny watched the whole scene with a smile and eating strawberry cake, while Mori was watching Hunny. Mori and Hunny didn't have classes that day so they came to visit. It had been about two weeks since they had last visited the Host Club. Kyoya was quietly typing on his laptop as usual, but he was slowly growing annoyed by all the noise.
"If this madness doesn't stop, I'll increase your debt by 20%, Haruhi." Kyoya stated emotionlessly and without looking up.
At this, the twins and Tamaki stopped right in their tracks. Not because of what Kyoya said, but because of the look Haruhi gave them. Shakily, they put her back on the floor as she continued to give them the "Angry Demon" glare that rivaled that of Demon Lord 1's glare. The twins and Tamaki huddled together and screamed in unison, "Ah! Its Demon Lord 2!"
Haruhi turned to walk towards Kyoya and stopped in front of him. Kyoya didn't look up from his laptop as she spoke, "There is no reason to raise my debt, I didn't do anything."
"Ah, but you see Haruhi, the twins were carrying you, and Tamaki was chasing them because they were holding you. Therefore, because you were at the center of this charade, you are at fault." Kyoya smirked behind his glasses.
"But….AHHHH!" Haruhi yelled out; but before she could finish her protest Tamaki grabbed her and put her in a deathly bear hug. "Sem….pai….," Haruhi tried to speak as she was being crushed, "can't….bre..athe."
Tamaki did not release his grasp, "Mommy! How can you be so cruel to our beautiful daughter! She can't help it if those two devils had her in their grasp."
"Fine. Fine." was all Kyoya had to say to that.
"Mo..ri…..Sem…pai." Haruhi tried once more. But even before she could finish speaking Mori had picked her up out of Tamaki's grasp and sat her gently on the couch.
"Thanks Mori-Sempai," Haruhi said as she rubbed her temples feeling a headache coming on. Mori said nothing as he lightly tapped her head and walked back to the table Hunny and he were sitting at.
"Haru~chan, do you want to come eat cake with me and Takashi? We have strawberry cake, chocolate cake, raspberry cake, ice cream cake….Oh! But there's only one strawberry."
"Ah…Hunny… I don't…" Haruhi tried.
"It's ok Haru-chan, you can have the strawberry; I know they're your favorite. Oh, but they're my favorite too…. Maybe we can halve it, but it's such a small strawberry." Hunny looked up at Haruhi with big puppy dog eyes, "Haru-chan, do you mind if I eat the strawberry?"
Haruhi didn't have the heart to tell him that she didn't even want any cake. "You can have the strawberry Hunny, can I have some raspberry cake?" Haruhi smiled sweetly as all traces of Demon Lord 2 vanished.
"Alright, we have to go change into our outfits, the customers will be here soon." Kyoya stated flatly as he headed towards the changing rooms.
"What's today's cosplay?" Haruhi questioned to no one in particular as she headed towards the room.
"You'll see." the twins spoke in a mischievous unison.
10 min later:
"NO! NO! NO!" Haruhi screamed as she saw her costume. "I'm not going to wear this!" Although she was still in her changing room, the Host Club could see that Demon Lord 2 was about to make her second appearance in one day.
The twins were beginning to tremble as they grasped onto each other, "Buuuttt Haa-aa-rrr-uhi…" they stuttered in unison.
"NO!" she screamed once more.
"Please Haru-chan." Hunny pleaded. "I bet you'll look real pretty."
Haruhi sighed and knew she had no choice. She was now in her second year at Ouran and pretending to be a guy was getting increasingly more difficult. She was starting to look more womanly in certain areas, so she had to take certain measures so that nothing would be noticeable. Having to wear girls clothes for the Host Club was also troublesome, but for now she wouldn't say anything. She was about to walk out of the dressing room, having no intention of fixing her hair or make up. As she reached to grab handle she heard two eerily similar voices say in unison, "Haruhi-san we've come to help you get ready." The mischievous tone in the twin maids' voices was hard to miss.
A bit frightened by past experiences she'd had with Hikaru and Kaoru's twin maids, she hesitantly turned the knob to her dressing room door and let them in. Before she could say anything the maids grabbed her, sat her in a chair, and started working.
-30 min. later-
Haruhi followed the maids out of the dressing and noticed that the rest of the Host club were all done dressing. The guys looked up and their jaws dropped as they stared at the girl in front of them. Kyoya and Mori recovered so quickly you would think they didn't react at all.
Haruhi was wearing a short black leather skirt with black tights that were a bit see through with a rose pattern on them. Her top was a white t-shirt with "The Clash" written on it. The shirt collar and sleeves had been cut to give it a more punk rock feel that hugged her body just right. Her hair looked exactly the same as the time she went on a "date" with Hikaru when the were in Karuizawa, except she had some hot pink strips in it this time.
"Uh….So what do you think?" Haruhi broke the silence as she walked towards the guys.
"Haru-chan, you look cute. Right Takashi?" Hunny said as he looked up happily at Haruhi.
"Ah." Mori spoke his infamous word.
"Yeah Haruhi, you look so dangerous like that." Hikaru grinned mischievously.
Kaoru was about to say something when Kyoya spoke up, "It's time for our guest to arrive, lets get into position."
When the doors to Music Room 3 opened the famous American rock band Le Vie was there. The girls screamed at the sight of their favorite hosts dressed up like sexy dangerous rock band members; complete with messy hair, insruments and tattoos.
"KYA!" the girls screamed. "Haruhi-kun looks just like Haylie!"
'As I thought…Haruhi cosplaying as a girl would definitely increase profits.' Kyoya thought as he sat silently on the sofa. The only noise being heard from him was the steady sound of the keyboard as he typed.
Haruhi was walking past Hikaru and Kaoru in the middle of an intense brotherly love act when Hikaru suddenly grabbed her by the waist and squeezed her in between them. Kaoru grabbed her face with both hands while Hikaru held a firm grasp on her waist and all Haruhi could manage to say was "Eh…."
"Haruhi, are you ok?" Kaoru questioned as he looked deep into her widened brown eyes.
"Let me and Kaoru take care of you. We'll make you feel all better." Hikaru spoke seductively in her ear.
"KYA! It's a threesome!" Excited fan girls screamed as they watched the three hosts.
"LET GO OF MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER YOU TWO EVIL PERVERTS!" Tamaki screamed as he ran towards them. The twins let go of Haruhi as they proceeded to run away laughing at Tamaki the whole time.
Kyoya then stood up and announced that it was time for the club to close. The hosts escorted the ladies out and proceeded to clean. Well, Haruhi started to clean as the other hosts did as they pleased.
"We're bored! Lets play a commoner game!" The twins yelled.
"There is no time to play, Haruhi is almost done cleaning."
Haruhi was putting up some pillows in the closet when something fell out. She instinctively moved out of the way to avoid getting hit, and the item rolled towards the couch the twins were on.
Kaoru reached down to grab a beautiful oval shaped tin container that had delicately hand-painted flowers on it. A grin suddenly appeared on his face. He looked at Hikaru and they instantly understood each other.
"Let's play DARE!" the twins yelled in unison.
"It's called Truth or Dare, and I'm not playing." Haruhi said as she closed the closet and headed to the sofa her bag was laying on.
"Truth or Dare is too boring…" Kaoru started.
"Just playing Dare would be more interesting." Hikaru finished.
As the twins start explaining the rules and the penalties, no one but Kyoya noticed that Haruhi already walked out.
Tamaki held his hand up to his chin in a thoughtful manner and said, "A twist on a commoner game, let's do it!"
"Yay! Takashi and I want to play too!" Hunny yelled in excitement and joy.
Kyoya didn't say anything. He just closed his laptop and began to gather his things so he could leave when a tin container fell onto his lap.
"No laptop tomorrow. Game or Not?" Hikaru stated evily.
Kyoya gave Hikaru the most terrifying death glare and just as Hikaru started to turn to run for cover, Kyoya composed himself back to his usual cool self and stated so calmly that you could barely hear the venomous undertone, "Fine, I'll indulge you in this game; but if I'm suffering, so is someone else."
Everyone except for Mori hid behind various couches as the Shadow King walked out.
-30 min. later-
Haruhi was sitting on her bed quietly studying when all of a sudden she heard a knock on the door. With a heavy sigh she got up to answer the door. She thought to herself that she should be used to the whole club showing up by now, but somehow it still got under her skin. She suspected that they wanted to finish their previous conversation, but she thought it could wait until school tomorrow.
She unlocks the door and, "Eh Sempai, why are you here?" Haruhi stared at her sempai with a confused look.
"Is it so bad for me to show up alone?" Kyoya started to speak; the gleam of the porch light made his glasses glare and hid any hint of emotion in his eyes.
"Uh…" Haruhi stumbled, still a little shocked to see Kyoya.
"I'm here for the Game of course." Kyoya finishes.
Kyoya handed her the pretty tin container, "As your dare you have to make a bento for me for lunch tomorrow and sit with me outside in the garden so everyone can see."
"Eh?" Haruhi said, still confused by this whole situation.
"If you don't, I'll add to your debt," Kyoya said, finally resorting to threats.
"Game!" Haruhi said rather quickly, but with a confused look plastered on her face.
A small grin game across Kyoya face, "Well shall I explain the rules of the game for you."
"Please."
"Alright, well the rules are very simple. You receive the tin when someone dares you to do something. You hold the tin until you complete the dare. Once you complete the dare, it is your turn to dare someone. You can dare whoever you choose and it doesn't matter how many times a person has been dared. There are no time limits, and no rules as to what someone can dare a person to do." Kyoya explained
"How long is this game going to last?" Haruhi questioned, annoyed with the whole situation.
"Who knows? With the twins and that idiot, the game could very well last a long time." Kyoya sighed, annoyance evident in his voice. "Oh one more thing, you can pass on a dare, but there will be a penalty."
"What's the penalty?"
"Don't know. The penalty would be determined by the person who dared you." Kyoya stated. "Tomorrow at school will be your turn to dare someone." With that he turned to leave.
"Sempai, wait." Kyoya turned to look at the girl. "What was your dare?"
"I can't use my laptop tomorrow."
"Oh. Then why do I have to do the dare tomorrow? Your dare isn't completed."
"I fully intend to complete my dare. However, I do not want to wait to punish those idiots tomorrow. You do make a point though. So I'll hold onto the tin and after lunch I'll hand it to you so you can dare someone."
"That sounds fine. Wouldn't it bother them more for them to think that I just decided to make you a bento on whim."
"Yes, I believe it will."
"Sempai, what would you like to eat tomorrow?"
"I'm sure whatever you make would be just fine. I'll see you tomorrow at school," Kyoya said.
"Um…Okay Sempai, see you tomorrow."
Kyoya walked to the car with a smirk on his face.
This is the first chapter of my first fanfic. I hope you enjoyed it. I welcome all reviews, criticisms, suggestions, etc.
