Day One
Bribio-Yay! I can finally get this story in proper format! It may take some time, but I will try to get it 'normal' A.S.A.P. Keep reading!
"Hey everyone, it's Bribio here with…" Bribio started.
The audience immediately finished her sentence. "Yaya's Insanity Lessons!" they yelled, eager to see what would happen.
"Before we start, Bribio doesn't own Shugo Chara! or any other licensed things in the story!" Ashiko yelled, unnecessarily loudly.
"Yaya is so glad to be able to teach you!" Yaya joyously squealed.
Yaya's chara, Pepe, also looked quite excited. "Me too-dechu!" Pepe said, agreeing with Yaya.
"Oh no…I don't like where this is heading…" Ashiko said, looking afraid for probably the first time in her life.
"You and Bribio will be the show's first two contestants!" Yaya said.
"Yay-dechu!" Pepe said, happily thinking of ideas to torture me and my sister Ashiko.
"Nnnnnoooooo!" Bribio and Ashiko yelled.
"Let's start with the basics," Yaya said, excitement filling her eyes. "Your first task will be…take it away, Pepe!"
"We're gonna frizz up your hair with balloons, and then you have to walk up and down the street-dechu!" Pepe said, grinning, as if this was a good thing.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Ashiko exclaimed.
"Yaya, could we save this for day two?" Bribio begged. "Please?"
Yaya looks up from her bag of candy, clearly upset that Bribio had interrupted her very important candy consumption. "No! Yaya wants to do this now!" She insisted.
"Fine," Bribio agreed, though not happily. "As long as Ashiko goes first."
"What? No way, Bribio!" Ashiko yelled.
"I can shut down the show if I wanted to," I said smugly.
"Please do it, Ashiko-chi!" Yaya begged. Her eyes began watering at the thought of losing her show on the first day.
Ashiko growled. "Fine Yaya, I'll do it." She regretted it as soon as the words left her lips.
"Sign here, dechu!" Pepe said, holding up a piece of paper and a pen.
"But the contract just says, "I will do the first dare of day one for the show, whatever it may be," Ashiko said, curiously staring at the paper.
"But now we know what that dare will be! So hurry up and sign!" Yaya squealed.
Ashiko looked at the paper again. She decided it was harmless, so she signed a very sloppy 'Ashiko Souma' on it. "I still don't understand why that was necessary," Ashiko said, rolling her eyes at what she thought was Pepe and Yaya not thinking again.
"Actually, it was very important-dechu!" Pepe said. She high-fived Yaya, which was a bit awkward, considering that Yaya was nearly ten times Pepe's height.
Bribio, who had remained silent for quite some time, asked, "What is going on here?" She, too, was confused.
"Yaya and Pepe have decided that one minor change must be made to the dare!" Yaya said, evilly conspiring something embarrassing behind those adorable little eyes.
"What?" Ashiko said, looking outraged. Bribio knew that both of them were thinking the same thing, whick was that Ashiko had already signed the 'document'.
It was Pepe who ruined our hopes of not looking like clowns. "You will still have frizzy static hair, but rather than walking down the street you will skip-dechu. And don't forget to sing your ABC's while doing so-dechu!"
"No! That wasn't the deal!" Ashiko protested.
Bribio began laughing. "It kind of was…"
"Yaya doesn't think Bribio-chi should laugh…" Yaya began.
"Because you must do it after-dechu!" Pepe finished.
"Splendid," Bribio said, clearly lacking enthusiasm. Then she coughed the word help to Ashiko.
Ashiko, however, couldn't hear her because Yaya was busy rubbing balloons all over her head. It looked awful.
"There! All frizzy!" Yaya complimented herself.
"Don't forget to sing and skip-dechu!" Pepe reminded her. Ashiko reluctantly ran outside, singing softly and skipping.
Bribio, on the other hand, began taking pictures, snapping one after another.
"Yaya doesn't think Ashiko-chi will like that…" Yaya warned. Her theory was proven correct when Ashiko yelled back towards Bribio, "I am going to KILL you, Bribio!"
By the time Ashiko gets back, Bribio had an entire roll of film full of embarrassing pictures of Ashiko.
"Ouch!" Yaya yelled when a lamp hit her. "What the-stop!" she screamed. She turned around and found Ashiko and Bribio wrestling over a camera.
"Come and get it!" She taunted Ashiko, holding it over her head.
"Bribio, give me that camera!" she screeched.
"Come and get it!" Bribio answered.
"Stop! STOP!" Yaya yelled, because the two were now rolling around the studio floor and basically destroying all of the furniture.
"Technical difficulties-dechu! CUT-DECHU!" Pepe yelled, and the cameras turned off.
Bribio-That's all for now! Day two will soon be fixed-I hope. Once the school year starts, my computer time is limited. And it starts in two days . Anyway, please review!