Disclaimer: All of the Harry Potter books belong to J.K. Rowling. Merdinandlolz and I are only using her characters and settings.
HAIRY PATTER WUZ ASSLEEP.
HE DREEMZ.
HIS DRIM ABOOT NEW GRL, NANCY GERTRUDE ALEXIA DESTINY CHARBROILED BURGER DERRIVATIVE. SHE HAZ BRWN HUR N BRWN AYES, BUTT DEY S000 B1G SH3 AWZOM3. SH3 FEEL NT0 HAGWARSH WRLD FRM VIRGINIA. HER BIFFL, CHARITY AMERICA ROSELILLY CINNAMIN TOAST CRUNCH CHONGA TA FIRD WUZ ASLO DARE.
DEY EETIN THE GRAMS.
SHE TLAKIN 2 HER FRND TAG HOT BODS SMITTHY AWN HR CELLI, WEN HURRY WAZ AL LYKS h33y, y d0n u tlak t0 m3, hawt grl? I lik tah secks!!
NAN N CHAR WUZ LYKS non, nosotros no nos gustan los chicos feos, COMO USTED!!
N HEARTY WUZ BARKIN HURTED. H3 CRAYS FAR 100000000000000 SECS N DEN ST0PZ.
HE TAK3Z 0WT WANDZ N SAIS hoocus poocus ugrlstehmeaniessoiblowzuup!!
N DEY GON BAK 2 VAGINA N NANNY SAZ 2 CHURCH omg is s0 g0000d 2 b in vag aigan!
N CHAZZ SEYS ya sept i is in LOOOVE wit Horsey!!
TO B3 COTINDUES!!
Author's Note: Sorry this fic is a little longer than the others, I just feel as though it needed to be more than just a one-shot. Stay tuned for the next chapter!