MEGAMIND THE POISONOUS CENTIPEDE
Hi I don't own Megamind.
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One day Megamind woke up in his fortress to find that he was turned into a millipede. "Oh my god!" he said, but spoke with difficulty because instead of lips he had a bunch of legs coming out of his mouth hole. Megamind was afraid, so he scurried to find Minion.
But the world was now too big. "Brainbots, help me!" he shouted to the passing higgledy pibbles, but he was too tiny.
Then a tiny shaft of light appeared as a tittlin' hole was smashed out of the wall. A flying earwig appeared before him.
"Megamind, what have you done?" asked the new earwig, that Megamind recognized was Metroman. "All the aliens in the city have been turned into vermin—that means both me and you!"
Megamind's black carapace shrank away from the earwig. He turned away from the predator and his ass opened like a trap door as he pooped.
"MEGAMIND, WHY POOP AT ME?" said Metroman earwig, projectile vomiting a million screaming harpies across the universe. "You are so stupid! I just came here to say that when you fix this shit not to change me back because earwigs have two penises and I am much happier this way."
Then Metroman went masturbating into the sunset and Megamind hid under a leaf.