Me: Wow! I say hi to people who actually bothered to read this! I really hope you like this! Oh and BTW (also meaning by the way (if you didn't know)) my username is Pinkithai! And if you have done a story like this, I am very sorry, but I will tell you this. Cry a river, build a bridge and get over it!(Dork Diary reference(which I don't own, thank you for asking))
Fukiriri: I totally doubt that people are actually reading a story from a loser like you. Anyway, I'm Fukiriri, a Keronian who has huge swirly glasses. Where I got it is none of you business. I am a white colored and have a book for my insignia! And we don't own Sergeant Frog. But it will be fresh in my dreams! To be with Daddy forever (sparkly eyes).
Me: That wasn't very nice! You agree Pencil.
Pencil: Yes... I guess so.(with tears in his eyes) I'm Pencil. I was (sniff) forced to help Fukiriri and Pinkithai with her story...
Fukiriri: Yep. And we are gonna make you do many things. Right Pinkithai?
Me: Uh yeah... About that. I need to copy his work on the computer, so I have no time for him. He's all yours, Fukiriri.
Fukiriri: Yay! Pain and torture time. Let's celebrate! Fukifukifukifukifukifuki...
Me: Okay. Pinkipinkipinkipinkipinki...
Pencil: To the trauma corner for me (especially made for Dororo!)...
Fukiriri and Me: LET'S START THIS THING
A Little Saying Before We Start:
Greetings Pekoponians. We are script writers from planet Scriptor and have agreed to write this for you. I am very sure you have heard/read/watched/basked in glory (CHOOSE ONE) of the anime or manga called Sgt. Frog or Keroro Gunsou (manga). If you haven't, you are a loser and have no right to read this story. Anyways, have you ever wondered if we flipped the story around? Sure, we still will have Keronian's invading Earth but what would happen if they were all female but with the same personalities? What if Natsumi was a meek frightful girl and Fuyuki was a strict, very easy to get mad boy? There are all sorts of things we will change in the story but don't blame us. It sounds like fun :P.
The Intro:
In the year of 2009, a very bright yellow spaceship was invading America. Somehow, the FBI, CIA, and Area 51 could not capture the space ship. In the random town of Grettleburg, a surviving TV slightly crackled to life. The picture of some black frog-like object with a green hue around it appeared on the screen, just like if it was on cue. A lone girl walked up to this TV. Her bouncy pony tails of pink were immersed in blood and soot. Her teal eyes were wet all over. She collapsed onto the TV. The TV turned off. Silence bore down into her soul. As she turned onto her back, the last thing she saw was a light green image of a frog-like alien.
Now Starts Chapter One: Meet the... Female Keroro!?
Fukiriri: CUTTTTTT! I said CUT!
Pencil (Main Scriptor): *Huge Sigh* What do you want now?
Fukiriri: I said this was a comedy! What part of this is a comedy! (Starts throwing cupcakes and muffins at Pencil)
Pencil: Owweeeeeee. I'm only doing what you said! And can you please stop with the food throwing? That is just wasting the money in our budget!
Fukiriri: (Stops throwing a blueberry muffin in mid-air) NOOOOOOO! Awww crud. Keroro is gonna kill me! KILL ME! (Panics in panic room (which is a room for personal screaming time :D))
Fukiriri: (Gets out of panic room)
Pencil: Thank you. Now what you told me was that you want a sad opening and then I make a pretend Narrator go "Wait. That wasn't the truth? So is everything a lie?" and stuff like that.
Fukiriri: (Snaps back to reality) That's waaaaaay to boring! How about you be the Narrator? That would make life easier and funnier. (Laughs like Kululu) A Scriptor that writes will now be talking. Sometimes, I just love torturing people :D.
Pencil: Can we get back to the story?
Fukiriri: Oh yea. Sure why not. Now go ahead Pencil head. LOL. That rhymes.
Pencil: It's just Pencil! Now (gets narrating voice on) let's continue shall we
Narrator (still is Pencil under a fake name): Wait. Are you saying…? Oh. Well I failed. It seems like that never did happen! So let's continue where we should be (angry look a Fukiriri).
Still in the year 2009, in the little town called Grettleburg, a teenage girl was sleeping. She was having the worse dream of her life. That dream was a dream of aliens taking over America and those aliens destroying life as we know it.
Narrator: Wow. I had a dream like that before. Except it was with a banana that was taking over the Earth. Banana's taking over the Earth is the worst dream a person can think of.
Fukiriri: (Intense stare under glasses) Oh right! (Faces camera/microphone/cheeseburger (CHOOSE ONE)) For the readers who didn't know I have glasses and the fact that I am somehow (I mean somehow) am the daughter of Kululu (as a male) so DEAL WITH IT.
Pencil (in regular voice): Party Pooper.
Fukiriri: Shat up.
Back to the girl with the horrible dream. In her dream, she had just passed away and was slowly letting her body get immersed in the darkness. All of the sudden, a loud voice (like Kogoro's voice) shrieked two words. Those two words had the power to get her out of the darkness and into reality. Those words were….
"WAKE UP!" shrieked Fuyuki. The girl woke up from her sleep. Still in sleep-mode, she mumbled "Hi little bro. How are you doing this fine morning?"
"Come on Natsumi. You know we have school to go to. I can't believe that you are my older sister!"
Narrator: Okay, about time we introduce 2 new characters. The first character is the girl with pink bouncy pony tails. Her name is Natsumi Hinata. She is a meek, frail 13-year-old girl. Interest includes frogs and aliens. She one day wants to meet an alien that is a frog. But, she would never know that today her dream would come true.
Fukiriri: HOW DARE YOU! THAT (in anger, starts eating curry) WASH Y LINSH (translation: was my line)
Pencil: Well, I'm sorry.
Fukiriri: YOU BETTER BE BUDDY BOY. BECAUSE (sticks spoonful of curry in mouth) YOUS HAZ AH LOTSH OG CUWWY COMIG UR WAD (translation: You have a lot of curry coming your way)
Pencil: NOOOOOOOO! Not the curry! I hate...
Fukiriri: Don't. Disrespect. The. CURRY!
Pencil: Fine. Curry is great. Can I continue?
Fukiriri: (Takes bite of curry) Finsh. Butt I ish washing yosh (translation: Fine. But I am watching you).
Narrator: The next character is Fuyuki Hinata. He is just like the anime but with Natsumi's (in the anime) personality stuffed into him. He is greatly admired by all and likes to dance in his secret time. Anyway back to the story.
"But I can't go to school!" Natsumi moaned," the frogs were going to tell me about the… place they come from? So give me five more minutes." After saying this, Natsumi went back to sleep.
Fuyuki had to think of a way to get her up. An idea formed in his head. It was fool-proof! "OMG. Look Natsumi! It's a frog alien! It's soooooo cute!" Fuyuki exclaimed. He pointed at her radio.
"Where! Where is that frog?" Natsumi shouted. Bolting up in bed, she zipped her head around to where Fuyuki was pointing.
Natsumi asked one more," Where is my cute frog alien?" Fuyuki smirked. He was trying to keep the laughter in. Just as he was about to say he was lying, the wall started peeling slowly.
Pencil: Wait. The wall was peeling.
Fukiriri: Yes. But because of your sudden outburst, the readers won't know why. If anyone is a party pooper, it's you.
Pencil: (Sticks tongue at Fukiriri) Whatever. But we have a story to get back too.
Fukiriri: It was you who interrupted first.
Pencil: Shut up.
Fukiriri: No, you shat up.
Pencil: Why don't you shut up first?
Fukiriri: Shat up.
Pencil: Shut up.
Fukiriri: (Throws curry at) Shat up.
Pencil: AHHHHHH! IT BURNS!
*Microphone dies due to curry*
Mr. Awesome: Let's go back to the story!
While the wall was slowly peeling, little by little, pieces of frog alien (or alien frog) was exposed. This kept happening until the frog was exposed. Shown in front of them was a green frog. On the frog's head, there was a yellow cap. Right smack in the middle of that cap was a tiny red star. On the frog's chest was a star that was yellow. And the star took up most of its chest. It wasn't as tall as anyone would expect it to be. There was one strange thing about this frog. This was the ball it was holding. It was a black ball that was bigger enough to fit into Pekoponian human hands. All around the exterior of the ball was symbols that were very, very odd.
The alien frog was amazed about how her cover had been blown. She wasn't very bright but she knew this was bad. She gulped and said in a shaky voice," I'm not the frog you're looking for." She waved her hand in an arc motion and hoped it worked. Sadly, it didn't.
Recovering of his shock of how he was right about a "cute" alien being where he pointed, he lunged toward the frog. In a quick second, he had the frog in his arms. "Let go of me!" screamed the frog in a high-pitched voice. While the frog was trying to get away from Fuyuki, Natsumi dashed over to them and grabbed the ball.
After dashing back to her bed, she gazed upon the black ball in her hands. "Wow," she whispered as she sighed," Who knows what this ball could do. I'm thinking either make dinner or kill the world. Isn't that amazing to think?" She looked at it closer. All she wanted to do was touch it. But, she knew better, because she knew that one of the buttons could destroy Earth.
Pencil: How does she know that?
Fukiriri: I dunno.
Pencil: What does "dunno" mean?
Fukiriri: Its Pekoponian slang for don't know.
Pencil: (mouth open in wonder) Ohhhhhh.
Fukiriri: (stuffs curry in mouth) Got you!
Pencil: (face turns a disgusting shade of green) Exsush me! Ish ned to go to the bashbroom (Translation: Excuse me. I need to go to the bathroom).
Natsumi (real one): (Kicks open door) What's going on here? Kululu and Keroro have been acting pretty weird lately. And they say it's all because of you two! Now tell me! TELL ME!
Fukiriri: Hold your horses Natsumi. Dad and Keroro just asked me to make a…. kukuku…. Story (smiles evilly)
Natsumi: Let me see that! (Grabs paper off of Pencil's desk) HOW DARE YOU! Your story has me acting like Fuyuki? (Grabs Fukiriri by arm and lifts up) What are you hiding from me frog?
Pencil: (Hiding in fear in bathroom) (whispering) As long as they are fighting, let's continue the story.
"You dirty Pekoponians! Give me my Kero ball back! And get me out of this rope!" shrieked the frog. In ten seconds, Fuyuki and Natsumi had decided to leave the frog in the rope trap.
Natsumi asked "Could I take the "Kero ball" to school? It won't do any good if we leave it here for the fog to get." Luckily, Fuyuki nodded and went to school. Natsumi wondered why he went to school. Then, she looked up at the clock. She was total late!
Natsumi: You see! All you're insulting me! I WILL KILL YOU!
Fukiriri: I would settle for a nice, hard punch (A/N She inherited masochism from her father, Kululu) But, I was asked by Keroro sooooo… you should kill him, not me.
Natsumi: Of course it's the frog! I would've known.
Fukiriri: So you go over to him and kill him while I write this story.
Natsumi: Fine. (Goes away with mysterious cow udder on head)
Pencil: (Returning from bathroom) Why is there a cow udder on her head?
Fukiriri: Who knows. Kukukukuku…..
Pencil: Okay then… Back to the story I guess.
At school, during lunch, Natsumi went up to the roof. Hiding in her secret corner, she decided to press a button. She looked all around for a symbol that looked recognizable. All she saw was a symbol that looked like an antenna with lightning bolts coming from the top of it. Natsumi closed her eyes and pressed the button. She expected pain but that didn't happen. She opened her eyes and saw nothing! "Aw man! Why does this happen to me?" Natsumi mumbled angrily. She stuffed the ball in her backpack and went back to her class, disappointed as ever. But, what she didn't know was that she just set of the alarm to warn the Keronian's that Pekopan was to dangerous and to abort the mission.
If any Pekoponian looked up at the sky, they would see nothing. All they would see is the clouds bouncy across the sky and the sun smiling down at them. But, if you were special and met an alien, then you could see a huge spaceship. In the spaceship, all was calm. Most of the soldiers were at the mess hall because it was near lunch time. All the sudden, during when most of the Keronian's were putting up their trays, a sky piercing siren was in their ears. They all dropped their trays containing some cow flesh bits on it.
Me: AHHH! How could you Keronians! To all the reader's reading this, DON'T WASTE YOUR FOOD. You might end up like Sanji (I don't own One Piece if your worried about that). And trust me, no one wants to go hungry like Sanji when he was a kid! But anyway, don't waste food!
Anyway, all the Keronians dropped all of their trays on the floor. One of them screamed, "THE RETREAT ALARM! RUN!" So all of them ran. Except the admiral. He stayed behind and told Keroro about the sudden news and what to do through the Kero ball. The admiral wondered if she (Keroro) would ever get this and how she would react.
Back on Pekopan, Natsumi sighed. School was over and she was on the roof, all alone. She looked at the ball. She wanted to press another button. But she thought the ball was broken. Tears welled up in her eyes. She stood up and shouted "All I want you to go is work, you stupid ball!" She threw the ball to the ground. Suddenly, Natsumi felt lighter. She looked down at her feet. They weren't on the ground. "UWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" she screeched. Then she got an idea."I can make this fun,"she thought. She did a flip in air. Then, she floated down, grabbed the ball and her backpack and floated all the way home.
Pencil: Wait, the Kero ball is still in one piece?
Fukiriri: Yes.
Pencil: How?! Shouldn't is be shattered into a million pieces?
Fukiriri: Us Keronians are way more advanced than you Scriptors. The Kero Ball is indestructible from the outside but the inside can break with just enough force. And I mean lots of force.
Pencil:... Thanks. I guess. Back (gets slapped by Fukiriri) Owww!
Fukiriri: to the story!
While Natsumi was on the roof, Fuyuki came home to an empty house. This surprised Fuyuki because Natsumi was usually home first. She didn't have any friends and her paranormal club was in shatters, so all she could really do was go home and do her homework or start cooking dinner. But, because she wasn't home to greet him, he just walked in. That was a big mistake because before he could comprehend it, he was upside down! "What the heck!?" Fuyuki mumbled. Then, a certain green frog came into view.
"Kero, Kero, Kero," it laughed," you walked right into my trap. So pathetic."
"Why you frog! Get me out of here before I bash your face into the wall!" Fuyuki growled.
"Like you can do that. Kero, Kero, Kero, Kero!"
Suddenly, Natsumi floated into the house."Eat this mother-sucker!" she shouted. Then she pressed the button with a fist on it. The button was called 100 Fists of the Northern God. She aimed the ball at the frog that was stuck in midair. The ball glowed a bright yellow."OH CRAP!" the frog shouted. In a blink of an eye, the frog was lying unconscious with a black Afro on its head.
"This button is very useful!" Natsumi squealed,"Did you know I floated all the way home? It was sooo cool! I hope no one saw me. That would be bad and if I was spotted, I would probably be sent to a government agency. Anyway, let me make dinner!"
Kululu: Interesting. Kukukukuku...
Fukiriri: (Jumps onto Pencil's head) AHHHH! Oh. (gets off of Pencil's head but leaves cupcake in place) It's just you dad.
Kululu: I just wanted to see how my little girl is doing. And to ground you for letting Natsumi almost kill us. I liked it but Keroro forced me to do it.
Pencil: (sticks tongue at Fukiriri) Ha. At least I don't have anyone to ground me!
Fukiriri: (gets brilliant idea) Hey if you don't ground me, (goes up and whispers into Kululu's ear) I'll give you Pencil as a test subject. If he doesn't work with you, then give him curry. Sadly, he HATES curry.
Kululu: I like that. Kukukukuku... (says aloud) Fukiriri is not grounded any more and Pencil is coming to me for some (evil smile) testing.
Pencil: WAT! Who said I would go with a curry loving freak like you?
Kululu: Fukiriri and my Kululu-tron 80 say it's okay to come. Isn't that right?
Kululu-tron 80 and Fukiriri: Yep! Now have fun and I'll do all the work!
Kululu: Oh, meet my newest invention. It's something I like to call the "Kululu-tron 80". It looks like me but much stronger and eviler. Now go get my guinea pig!
Kululu-ton 80: (Robotic voice (Me: Duh)) Yes my master. (Goes over to Pencil while big net comes out) Come here Scriptor.
Pencil: NOOOOO! Get away from me! (Jumps out randomly open window with cupcake :D)
Kululu: I wouldn't do that if I were you. (laughter eviler than ever) KUKUKUKUKU!
Pencil: OH (Censored)!
Force-field voice: (Buzz) FEEL MY WRATH!
Pencil: (gets shocked hard-core style) WAHHHHHHHHHH! (Faints while cupcake is on fire)
Fukiriri: NOOOOO! NOT MISTER CUPCAKE! (Dunks cupcake in water) Well, now that he won't fight, he's all yours daddy! Let's celebrate! Fukifukifukifukifukifukifuki ...
Kululu: Okay. Kurukurukurukurukurukuru...
Fukiriri: (stops and pushes Kululu and Kululu-tron with the bag that has Pencil and mushy cupcake (Me: Awww man. I wanted that!) out the door) Bye guys! See you later!
Kululu: Bye bye. Kukuku...
N.N. (New Narrator (A.K.A. Fukiriri)): Let's continue that story!
As Natsumi walked to the kitchen, the frog woke up. She (the frog) grabbed the Kero ball that Natsumi dropped. She looked for the instant snake trap button. She finally spotted a button that had a body wrapped in a snake. Thinking it was the right thing to do in a situation like this, she pressed the button. She got the aiming right but then tripped. "NOOOOO!" the frog yelled, making Natsumi and Fuyuki look at her. "KYAAAAAA!" Natsumi shrieked when the snakes wrapped everything but her breast (Me: "Getting a little kanky in here" is what my little bro would say). "YOU PERVERTED LITTLE FROG!" is what Fuyuki shouted. All the frog could do was blush.
N.N.: I CAN'T TAKE IT ! The frog's name is Keroro if you already haven't noticed. There. I said it. It was driving me crazy! Anyway, Keroro is a female if you are brain-dead (no offense). She's the sergeant of the A.R.M.P.I.T. platoon. A stands for Advance, though they really aren't. Everyone but Daddy that is. R stands for Recon. M stands for Mission, something they never do. P means Preparatory, which is a word I don't know. I stands for Invasion, which isn't go as successful as hoped to be. T means Terror, which is only what Daddy, the dark blue frog and the red frog have. If you're wondering about the sudden outburst and a rare long paragraph, I couldn't leave you hanging on the side of a cliff. But, if you are, I'll send Daddy over there to push you off and hopefully land in a pond!. But still, (bows) I am very sorry!
Natsumi blushed heavily. She panted the words out these words (because her blushing was so hot). "Why would you... do this to... me? Your... my closest thing... to a friend.."
"F..f..friend?" Keroro stuttered. A warm feeling engulfed her. It was very pleasant and uplifting. "I've never felt this way before," she thought,"I feel horrible for doing this.
"She deserves this!" the evil Keroro replied to the feeling,"She's the person we are trying to conquer!"
"You're right evil me! I will conquer and then befriend her!"
"Before I become your friend, I have to take over the Earth! I'm just really complicated!" Keroro squeaked. She was going to say more but a sudden shout from a male voice came through the other side of the door. "Kero?" is all that Keroro could muster up on the spur of the moment. Natsumi sudden thought ,"If dad sees the frog, then he'll call the police! If the police sees the frog, they'll call a government agency and I'll never see my froggy friend again!"
"DON'T COME IN DADDY!" Natsumi screamed. Fuyuki got the idea (of course, he just thought of not wanting his dad to be trapped) and shouted "PLEASE DON'T COME IN!"
"Did you bring in another pet today? You know I don't accept pets! I'M COMING IN!" shouted their father
Fukiriri: Zzzzz (snore)
Me: Awwww. She's sleeping like a baby. But sadly, we have to torture her for what she did to you Pencil. You're lucky I threaten him with my stick o' magic which always confuses nerds.
Pencil: (with bruises and a broken arm :O) Thanks Pinki. (Looks over at where readers should be) Time for a new character! SOUND THE ALARM! (Clicks button frantically)
Alarm: NEW CHARACTER! NEW CHARACTER ALARM! BEWARE! BEWARE! NEW CHARACTER!
Fukiriri:(bolts up) AHHHHH! WHAT THE (Heavily Censored)! WHO THE (Censored) DID THAT?
Pencil and Me: (Falls on floor laughing pants off(Not really))
Pencil: LOOOOL! You should've seen your face! It was pure humor!
Me: Totally! But, now I must get back to my room and write! See ya later!
Fukiriri: Perfect time to send Pencil to Daddy.
Pencil: NOOOOOOOOO! (Runs into the Panic room and kneels in trauma corner) The pain. The horror! DON'T INJECT THAT INTO MEEEEE! (Rocks back and forth)
Me: Before I leave, I must tell you about the new character. That new character is Akio Hinata. He is the single father of Natsumi and Fuyuki. He works at a publishing company for manga! He often works VERY late. Anyways, I'm sorry that Pencil is a person who has trauma issues and that I left you to not read the story!
Akio opened the door, expecting an animal. He did see an animal. Sadly, the animal was a frog crossed alien. Natsumi and Fuyuki looked at him in fright. "Don't kill her and make frog legs and frog stew! Though she wants to in-slave us all and put me in an awkward position, she's still my only friend!" Natsumi shouted with tears in her eyes. Keroro's heart-felt warmth when this certain Pekoponian said that "she (Natsumi) would be her friend". But, the excited shouts coming from Akio's lips.
"OH. MY. GOD," Akio said. Then he exploded with questions."Where do you come from? Are you a frog? What's with the star on your hat? And the star on you chest? Did any more of your froggy friends come? Are you okay with all of your private info being turned in manga?" Akio asked quickly. While Akio was asking questions, Keroro aimed the kero ball at Akio."NO!" shouted Fuyuki and Natsumi. Akio finally stopped and looked over to the frog. "Oooooo. What's that?" Akio asked.
Keroro replied with a surprisingly smart retort,"The ball that will destroy your world. And turn your head into a ferret's head." She smiled like a little angel that was secretly hiding something horrible."Wait, that can turn my head into a ferret's head? THAT IS SOOO COOL! Do it! Do it!" Akio screamed like a little child. Keroro smirked."I would be glad to!" she said gleefully. She jumped up in the air and pointed the Kero ball at Akio. "Ferret!" Keroro screamed. A caption appeared behind Keroro.
Ferret!
"Head!" she screamed. Another caption appeared.
Head!
"Time!" she shouted a last time. The biggest caption in the world came on the screen.
Time!
Just like Keroro planned, the Kero ball glowed a light purple. Then a suddenly stopped and Akio's head was replaced by a ferret's head! Or at least that was the image that was popped in here. She opened her eyes when a husky male Keronian voice was heard from her Kero ball. "S.O.S. has been heard! We have assumed that you are bravely fighting those Pekoponian's with your fellow squad members. Have fun and bring back those really tasty caramel treats. And if you are hearing this, it means that the Kero ball has run out of batteries," that voice said boldly. Keroro could only sweat a bunch. She looked up to Akio and asked boldly," Is there a room that I can stay in?" Akio's eyes lighted up like New York City."YESSSSS! Finally! BESTSELLER MANGA HERE I COME!" Akio screamed."Dad! You know that she just tried to kill us and try to turn your head into a ferret's head!" Fuyuki cried.
This is the start of a very VERY long story!
Me: Well that was interesting. Very interesting. I hope I don't get myself turned into a ferret.
Fukiriri: Well, then your dream has come true. Fufufufufu...
Me: What happened to copying Kululu's laugh?
Fukiriri: He told me to cut it out. But, I have the "Make You Into A Ferret!" button on my Kero ball!
Me: YOU HAVE A KERO BALL? RUNNNNN! (Grabs Pencil and runs for life)
Pencil: Why me?
Fukiriri: FUFUFUFUFU... COME HERE MY PETS!
Me: NEVER!
A little word from some characters in Female Frog.
Keroro: Kero! I hope you see the next chapter, The Fourth Day! It's gonna be really exciting and have me in there! There will also be manga and toys and MY NEEEEW ROOOOM and toy houses to build!
Fuyuki: GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY FROG!
Keroro: (Backs away) Yes Fuyuki-sama!
Natsumi: (Grabs and hugs Keroro) Don't treat my friend like that!
Fuyuki: (Grabs one arm of Keroro and starts pulling) He's gonna do chores. NOW!
Natsumi: (Starts pulling other arm) No. She's gonna stay with me!
Keroro: YOU'RE PULLING MY ARMS APART!
All of them together: Watch the next episode!
Akio: (Intense stare) Goood. Good.