You freakin loser. I thought to myself, shaking my head. I studied Zexion slouched over his lap top, his face practically touching the screen he was so sucked into the fan fic he was reading. Do you ever get off that thing? If Zexion wasn't nose deep in a book, he had his eyes glued to some Final Fantasy fic on I decided it was high time for some Demyx/Zexion bonding time and I took it upon myself to pry him away from his computer for at least twenty four hours straight. It's good to have ambitions..
Thinking fast, I put together a surefire plan to get him away from that life sucking machine and proceeded to enforce it by inconspicuously stalking into his room. I probably could have fallen over, broke my leg, and yelled "FUCK!" at the top of my lungs, and he probably still wouldn't have heard me, but…that would hurt. Therefore, my way was more fun. Approaching him cautiously, I kneeled down beside him at his desk, brining myself to his level. And I started to kiss his neck. He tensed.
"What are you doing?" he asked quickly, eyes wide and no longer focusing on the screen.
"Hey Zexy." I said seductively into his neck. "...The library's on fire." I lied, unable to suppress a giggle. Oh, yeah. This has got to get him to get up, for sure. "Axel had too much sugar and got really hyper and started burning everything in site." I elaborated. It was believable, considering it had happened before..
"What?" Zexion gasped barely above a whisper. Not again! He turned his head to look at me and abruptly rose out of his seat when I didn't falter. As he rushed out of the room to the library, I shut off his computer and leaned against his desk, waiting patiently for him to come back after he'd realize I'd lied. Surely enough, fifteen minutes later (The Castle the Never Was is friggin BIG, man.) he came huffing back to his room, a look on his face that said that he wasn't too happy with me. "What was that about? I thought you were serious and almost went nuts on Axel! …Hey, why did you turn my …computer..off…?" he went from angry to confused. It was rather amusing. He looked at me questioningly and I sauntered towards him with a mischievous smirk on my face. Zexion blushed and I could hear him thinking "Oh" out loud when he figured it out. I was pretty happy with myself, having gotten Zexion off of his computer. And now it's time for the fun part..
I closed the door and locked it before leading Zexion onto his bed. Time for some Demyx/Zexion bonding.