Chillin' with the Villains: EMPEROR GRUMM

Disclaimer: Do I look like I actually do own Power Rangers?

A.N.: The much widely anticipated follow up interview is now here! Be sure to remember to leave a review or you'll have my flying monkeys of doom go after you and throw banana peels at you till you leave a review!

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Hello! And the one and only Blackie Frogz is back with another scoop! Yes, although she was kidding about the interview with the feared Emperor Grumm, overwhelming response has compelled this undaunted and so darn responsible reporter to bribe a scientist to build her a time machine (by the way dear readers, you'll be receiving my bill anything soon) to take her to the year 2025.

Man! It is so amazing here! And I could have interviewed the Rangers over here, but they aren't exactly evil are they? This is Chillin' with the VILLIANS after all, and if Rangers were villains, well, we'll be dead won't we? I mean it isn't like the A Squad (the current Ranger team) are going to turn EVIL and try to rule along side Grumm…. Right? Well I sure hope not. What are the chances anyway?

Anyway, carrying on… So as I was saying, it WAS pretty easy to get on Grumm's ship (I wonder why) BUT unfortunately the dear Grummy the not mummified mummy (hey! It rhymes!) wasn't around and instead…

Mora: Have you come to play with me?

Blackie Frogz: Erm no. (looks around) I'm looking for Emperor Grumm… Have you seen him around?

M: No! Do you want to have tea with me? Or play with Cindy Sunshine? Or we could disturb Broodwing! He's such a broody bat. (makes a face)

BF: No, I'm looking for Emperor Grumm for an interview. I'm not interested in bats or brooding or playing with a sunshine called Cindy.

M: (is angry) You WILL have tea with me!

BF: Why should I? (sticks out tongue)

M: (snidely) Because, I can get Grumm to talk to you. Don't you know he is a very busy (pause) Uh, Emperor. (smirks)

BF: (thinks it over) Erm, right. (looks around) What are you doing anyway? (I had decided to just talk to her till the Emperor returned. After all she is only a wee little girl and I was… Uh, a little older than wee little.)

M: (looks at the book she was writing or drawing or doing whatever in and acts innocent) Oh this book? (picks it up) It's nothing really. (grins sweetly and knowingly) Really.

BF: (sarcastically) Yeah right. (reaches for the book) GIMME! (Cue the customary lightning and thunder and play the record of the Evil laugh)

M: (edges away) Oh kay... I think someone had too much coffee today.

BF: No way! I didn't even touch coffee! I just had a cup or two, or three, or maybe a little over hundred… (nervous laugh)

M: So do you want some tea?

BF: No I want an interview-

M: HAVE TEA WITH ME OR ELSE!

BF: You know you can't have everything in the world. (sticks out tongue again)

M: You're going to regret this. (takes out her book)

BF: Yeah right. (snorts)

M: Oh you don't want to know. (smiles evilly and opens her book)

Apparently this 'wee little harmless' girl isn't so harmless. Unfortunately for me, she had the power to turn drawings into life. And uses which drawing did she bring into life when I was around? A one which talked in 3rd person, looked like an octopus squid bug-eyed thingy hybrid and had the wonderful power of turning people into dolls.

And guess who had the wonderful awesome chance of trying the monster's power out first hand?

Thank god the wee little harmless girl turned me back in the end when I had tea with her and mocked the brooding bat and played with the sunshine called Cindy…

However, this reporter is throwing in the towel and resigning!

Or am I?

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Blackie Frogz

PS: I wasn't kidding about the monkeys.