Well hello there my future minions! I bring to you a novella!

I was originally going to turn this into a one-shot but it would be too long.

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Is there a doctor in the room

"Is there a doctor in the room?" I cringed as I heard the words, this was no doubt another one of my patients teasing me. Being the supermodel worthy doctor that I am ensures I encounter this type of jokes multiple times a day. My brother, Emmett, loves it when something like this happens. I however hate it. It's one of those cliché lines that seems to follow you everywhere.

"Here's one!" A light, upbeat voice called out. I had to clutch the side of the table to prevent myself from exploding. Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you my amazing little sister, Alice fucking Cullen. Yes, that little annoying voice belonged to her and the last time I checked it was only the two of us dining and she was a personal shopper. I kicked Alice in the shins before standing up to see what kind of situation my charming sister had just landed me in.

The woman who had called out for a doctor looked to be in her sixties, she was short and plump, if she were my patient I'd have her on a diet. The woman's chubby face was ashen as her eyes shone with fear, as I approached her I saw a young woman lying on the ground at her feet. She girl looked to be in her late twenties, she was petite and looked in need of a good few meals. Her hair was scruffily tied back in a pony tail and looked to be greasy, her nails were covered in chipped nail varnish. Her scruffy appearance appalled me, growing up around Alice meant that I rapidly learnt the importance of looking pristine and smart from the second I get up to the second I go to sleep. Despite this woman's scruffy appearance her face was beautiful and thankfully was not caked in make up. Her skin was pale which made her plump, luscious, red lips stand out. I shook my head as I crouched down beside the girl, the plump lady crouched down with me and took a hold of the girl's hand.

"What happened?" I asked the elderly woman as I checked the girl's pulse. Thankfully she was still alive so this would be pretty straight forward.

"I don't know, one minute I had sent her out to take your order and the next thing I knew she was on the ground." Well that explained it. I checked the girl over and came to the conclusion that she had only passed out, however she was still unconscious. "Edward, move her onto a booth." My sister suggested, peering down at the young lady. I did as she said and lifter the girl into my arms, she was so light, my mother would be force feeding her.

"What's her name?" I asked the elderly woman as I tried to wake the girl.

"Isabella Swan." It was a beautiful name.

"Ms Swan." I called, noticing the little tell tale signs that she was gradually regaining consciousness. My breath hitched in my throat as her eyes sprung open, they were a comforting brown which drew me in. Fright and confusion was evident in her eyes and a strange part of me felt like I just wanted to take her in my arms and comfort her, however that would involve touching her greasy hair and I did not want to do that, thank you very much.

"How are you feeling Ms Swan?" I asked, stepping back from her so avoid coming into contact with that hair. Her eyes flashed to mine and I felt a tremble flow through my body.

"Dizzy." Her smooth voice replied, her voice was like music to my ears, she was amazing. Despite the hair. Why was I so fixated on the hair? Bloody hell I need to get laid.

"I think you should get yourself to the hospital." I stated, putting on my best stern doctor face.

"No, I'm not going to a hospital." Defiance was clear on her face, she was stubborn. I bet she was something in bed. Fuck, no. Don't think like that.

"Do you have anybody who can look after you at home?" I asked, secretly hoping to discover whether or not she has a boyfriend.

"No."

I frowned, I hadn't expected such a blunt reply. My doctor mode kicked in as she revealed she had nobody to look after her.

"Then you need to go into hospital."

Isabella's body shook with fright at the mention of the hospital, I wondered what was her problem with hospitals.

"Come on Edward, the poor girl obviously doesn't want to go to hospital. Why don't we take her back to your apartment? You're a doctor so you can look after her, it'll be like her being in hospital, just without the hospital."

It's official, my sister is bonkers.

There is no way on this earth I would be taking this greasy thing home with me, what she needed was a hospital.

"I don't think that's a good idea."

"Shut up Edward and carry her to your car."

As much as I disliked Alice's plan I knew better than to disagree with her so I scooped Isabella into my arms and ignored her expressions of displeasure. Once I had seated her in the front seat of my beloved Volvo I turned back to glare at Alice, she had a urge smile plastered across her face. I groaned and turned back to face Isabella, "It's this or hospital." I explained, shrugging my shoulders. I had to bite my tongue to stop myself from asking her if she could refrain from letting her hair touch the interior of my car.

The car journey to my apartment was excruciating, Alice was in her own car so it was just myself and Isabella in my beloved Volvo. There was an awkward silence as Isabella appeared to be trying to figure out what had just happened meanwhile I was gripping my steering wheel as I had noticed Bella's hair was touching my car interior. Not cool. Thankfully we eventually reached my apartment and Alice pulled up beside me and winked at me. She was so infuriating.

"I'm sorry about this." I said to the stranger sitting beside me in my car.

"You really shouldn't have gone to all this trouble." Her sweet voice flowed smoothly through the air.

"I' a doctor, it's my job to worry."

"Thank you, it's nice to have somebody to worry about me for once."

Her reply intrigued me but I could tell she was tired so instead of interrogating her I quickly made my way round to her side of the car and scooped her up into my arms, there was no way I was going to allow her to walk.

Welcome to my flat Isabella Swan.

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