A/N: At least it's a one-shot... I think....
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The X Factor
Section A Para 1: Introduction to the X Factor
Dear reader, welcome to the guide on what is commonly known across the universe as the X Factor. Now, as most of you are probably wondering, what is the X Factor?
The X Factor is also known as the screw up or the chaos factor. It is present in certain individuals whom, common opinion has, have attracted the attention of the being known as Fate, or as called in some cultures, Fate.
These individuals can be recognized by a simple method. That is, if there is a one in a million chance of something happening to them, then the odds of it happening are 99 percent. The remaining one percent is an acknowledgement that since we expected the odds, it wouldn't happen because the X Factor likes screwing with our minds in that way.
This guide was created to instruct those people who have encountered or are close to individuals in possession of the X Factor as a coping method for the stress, heart attacks and sheer chaos contributed to the companions/teammates/comrades, etc. of said individuals (for more information, see Section D 36: The X Factor and the Twilight Zone).
This guide will give in detail the steps that must be taken if above mentioned individuals are:
Your leader (Section B-4: Rule, it will always work out, no, seriously, it will)
Your subordinate (Section C-8: Why a Leash is Your Friend)
Your teammate/friend (Section D-10: Hits on the Heads, the Temporary Cure)
Your patient (Section E-14: How to Prevent Medbay Escapes)
Your childhood friend (Section F-1: You Poor Soul)
Please note that it is unnecessary for individuals possessing the X Factor to read this guide. They will do what they want when they want (Refer to Section AA: Known individuals of the X Factor – Note: Monkey D. Luffy, James T. Kirk, Kurosaki Ichigo, Uzumaki Naruto).