+ The Blitzkrieg Boys take a survey... and the questions don't get answered as normally as one would think.
+ Warnings: Randomness, and sex references, and swearing, and stuff... LOL.
+ Disclaimer: I own it not.
+ A/N: I've seen a similar thing to this in the Harry Potter fandom. It was epic. Hence why one must be done for the Beyblade fandom!
Also... this is a survey by an American. So this 'story' is going to be written by an English person, doing an American quiz for Russians. LOL.
Blitzkrieg Survey
Question 1: Have you ever been to a football game?
Tala: Eh, no. I have no interest in a game that involves kicking a ball around a field.
Bryan: I thought you liked kicking balls, Tala?
Tala: No, Bryan. You've confused that with licking.
Bryan: ... too much information, dude. TMI.
Question 2: How old is the computer you're on?
Ian: I don't know. Shall I ask it? Ohh, Mister Computer, how oooldd are youuu?
Bryan: Ian, don't be gay. The computer is a year old. You know that.
Tala: Oh my God, is this heap of junk really a year old?
Kai: Tala, I paid good money for this 'heap of junk'.
Tala: Yes, and you'll be paying good money for a new computer soon, as this one is old and decrepit.
Question 3: When you looked in the mirror today, what was your first thought?
Tala: 'Why, yes. I am a sexy beast'.
Bryan: 'I need to stop drinking so much.'
Kai: 'These triangles get harder to draw every day...'
Spencer: 'I want a nose job'.
Ian: Nothing, as I am too short to see into the mirror T_T
Question 4: Chocolate or vanilla ice cream?
Tala: Vanilla.
Ian: Chocolate.
Tala: Vanilla!
Ian: Chocolate!
Tala: Vanilla when it's dripping all down Kai's chest!
Ian: E-gad! *Faints*
Question 5: Don't you just hate it when you burn your tongue/mouth on food?
Spencer: Yes.
Tala: Anal burn is worse, though. Try having that on your tongue.
Bryan: TALA! Will you stop with that!
Tala: What?! I'm only telling the truth! Isn't it the truth, Kai?
Kai: Erm... yeah.
Question 6: What are your three main watched TV channels?
Spencer: The cooking channel, the nature channel, and the music channel, Scuzz.
Tala: When do we ever watch the cooking channel?
Spencer: Err, I might flick past it every now and again...
Question 7: Have you ever painted your face for a sports game?
Bryan/Tala/Spencer/Ian: *Looks at Kai*
Kai: I don't paint it for sport! I paint it for personal reasons!
Bryan: What, to hide your acne?
Kai: Excuse me, I am Kai Hiwatari. I do not get acne.
Bryan: Sure.
Question 8: If you were a dog, which breed would you be?
Bryan: Bulldog.
Ian: Yeah, because you have a miserable face.
Bryan: I do not have a miserable face!
Ian: Bryan, I have not once seen you crack a smile.
Bryan: I can smile!
Ian: Yeah, I'll dance around in front of Tyson naked the day you smile...
Bryan: I'm holding you to that.
Question 9: Do you like the snow or rain better?
Tala: Snow.
Spencer: Rain.
Bryan: Snow.
Kai: Rain.
Bryan: Oh yeah, so you can do all that emo shit.
Kai: I'm not emo!
Bryan: Not much.
Ian: He's about as emo as my Grandma.
Kai: Thanks, Ian.
Ian: And she killed herself two years ago.
Kai: ... I'm not emo!
Question 10: Did you ever wet the bed when you were younger?
Tala: The Blitzkrieg Boys never did bedwetting. Except Ian.
Bryan: Ian still wets the bed. Hahahahahahahaha.
Ian: I do not!
Bryan: Yeah, so that's why Spencer had to change your bed sheets yesterday because you had a nasty dream about Boris.
Ian: Spencer! Bryan's being mean to me again!
Spencer: Next time, change your own sheets.
+ A/N: Sooo... to continue this or not? XD