Yes, if you hate me for writing a new story, it's okay. I understand, but you know sometimes you just get that feeling that you totally have to! Yea, over the next week, I will update my other stories. I'll probably update this one the most, only cuz it's the easiest to write.

Don't hate me becuz I don't update. Love me because I am one of the few nice authors that do, when everybody else doesn't.

MASSIE BLOCK AND HER COMEBACKS:

We all know Massie Block, powerful alpha of OCD and TPC, has her comebacks to keep the LBR's far, and her friends and worthy guys close. One most important talent she has are her comebacks. Let's explore over the next few months, and see what she can do with those. Yes, you've seen them in the books, but haven't you ever wondered where she got them? No, I'm not going to write a story about how she "discovered and learned" her comebacks. I'm not going to search inside her brain, and wonder how she comes up with them so fast.

Let's just say, yea, I like the comebacks Lisi Harrison came up with, but what if I, berry.boba.nut. wrote those and turned them into different situations? So yes, I will keep MB's comebacks, but I am switching them around, and she will still be saying them, but in different ways. Massie will be snapping at different people and different situations than the ones written in the book by Lisi Harrison.

Every day I will commit to updating this story with a new comeback and new chapter. One comeback per chapter per day. I'm not saying those chapters will be the longest, but you know. OH! And occasionally I might put 2 comebacks per chapter per day, but that's just if I feel the story needs it.

And no, this is not a story. It does not have a plot. It's just a bunch of one-shots about Massie Block and her comebacks.

My fast-typing hands and I say sorry for having such a long A/N.

And now, dedicated to all my friends, my faithful crush, and my best friends, Amanda, Kenese, and Jessica..

Enjoy "MB, AND HER COMEBACKS. This would be the 10th story I've written, if I can count.



DISCLAIMER: Why the world chose Lisi Harrison to write the series "Clique", I do not know. Any who, I don't own. Ta-da.

"Claire, Alicia, Dylan, Kristen, you all know what to do right?" Massie whispered.

"Yep."

"Uh-huh."

"All set, Mass."

"Yea."

"Good, I'm going to need everyone focused here." Massie said, sounding like an over-stressed, overly dramatic army dude.

"Tell me why we're doing this again." Kristen sighed.

"I need all the help I can get." Massie whined.

"Ugh, but you sound so military-ish. You need to sound calmer, cooler, and more care-free." Alicia stated. The "3 C's", typical Alicia.

"Yea, but this is way important. It's a matter of life or death." Massie snapped.

"Okay, okay, but can we go after this?" Claire asked. "I actually think I wanna go shopping."

The other 4 girls of The Pretty Committee turned towards Claire. Shock claimed each of their faces.

"I know, I know, so unlike me, but I need Josh to totally notice me over the week. He's leaving for vaca after that." Claire expressed. The couple had been going out forever, but never really done anything "exciting".

"I wish I had a boyfriend." The other 4 sighed.

"Wait, Mass, aren't you trying now?" Dylan asked.

"Well, duh. If I wasn't, I wouldn't make you guys sit here, crouched down, messing up our toned knees for this. I need to make this go perfectly between me and Derrington. This second mall date is crucial."



"Just be flirty! Oh, and if he's gonna growl, don't be afraid to be a beast and attack too!" Alicia's advice was definitely different, yet probably unneeded right?

The instant flashback gave Massie chills. In her head, she had gone back time a few hours before, remembering what Alicia had gave her as advice.

Massie gave orders to TPC to spy on her and Derrington on their date. It was kinda sneaky, and totally unnecessary, but Massie felt the need for it. She wanted to make sure they watched their actions. The four of them were asked to make a tab of every flirting comment they made, and every movement that could be specially remembered. Massie wanted to know if he was doing something stupid with his hands under the table, where she couldn't see, but her friends could. She made sure to have them record their every word and move. It was a spy thing to do, and being the sneaky girl she was, hey she wanted to have the perfect boyfriend too.

They had been chatting forever. Like 2 hours to be exact. Sitting on a bench inside while on a date, can make everything go quicker.

After thinking, it took a while for Massie to realize Derrick was checking her out. What else was he supposed to do while she just stared into space to collect her thoughts? He was looking her up to down, down back to up. He took a peak at her sparkly curled hair, flexible arms and legs, skinny, but not too skinny stomach and then moved onto her cute, just toned butt. After giving him the satisfaction that she was a definite "10" and hawt, she said,

"Do you work at a grocery store?"

He stopped staring, and instead looked her right in the eyes. Derrington answered,

"No."

"Then why are you checking me out?"

He snickered, and continued to just smile at me.

"Cause' I wanted to see your hawt, toned butt." So he noticed.

"Uhh…" She didn't know how to respond.

"OH, what Massie Block doesn't have any more special comebacks?" He teased. She knew he was just kidding, but wasn't about to take any chances.

"Are you a bull?"

"Don't think so."

"Then why are you acting so horny?"

"Hey, you know you love my Kemp-ish humor!" Derrington joked again.

"Yea, well, you know you love it when I give you such good comebacks." Massie grinned; it was turning out to be a lovely 2nd date.

"Who else can come up with comebacks as great as yours?" He finished.

Walking out, together they held hands and exited the newly furnished mall, exiting to the beautifully sculpted sunlight.

Whaddya think? Was it (sigh) horrible and boring or (yay!) sweet, and you can't wait for tomorrow's update? Reviews please! It's for the best! OH! Although I already have exactly 23 comebacks on my list, I might need some more in the late future. Thankies! Don't forget to review, and I won't forget to update tomorrow! Hint-hint. And, I'm sorry that half of this chapter was a A/N. My best friend tells me I should write shorter ones, but I can't help it. Another thing, if my next chapter has a really long A/N, just skip it. I understand. Last thing, if I copied anyone's story, I'll be really sad and say sorry, but I'll delete it. I don't think I should take credit for someone else's story, even if mine will be better! haha, jk, jk.

JUST FOR YOUR KNOWLEDGE:

The comebacks used in this chapter…

"Do you work at a grocery store?"

"No."

"Then why are you checking me out?"

(Unknown, if you know, please tell me in a review.)

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"Are you a bull?"

"No."

"Then why are you acting so horny?"

(Dial L for Loser, pg. 75)

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The comeback I'm using in the next chapter…



IS ALL UP TO YOU! REVIEW AND TELL ME WHICH COMEBACK YOU WANT ME TO USE NEXT! (IT HAS TO BE IN ONE OF THE CLIQUE BOOKS.)

I WILL PICK MY FAVE COMEBACK, AND THEN I WILL USE THAT COMEBACK AND DEDICATE THE NEXT CHAPTER TO YOU!

Usually, I'll tell you what comeback I'm using, but for the 2nd chapter, I thought it would be cool if you picked.

So, review now!

Hearts and all,

B.b.N.!