California Gurls parody; Oklahoma Gurls
A/N; This is just a way to keep me writing while I'm on vacation. So, just to let you know, Katy Perry's part will be split between Zoey and Stevie Rae, and Snoop Dogg's part will be Heath.
Disclaimer; I don't own anything. House of Night and its characters are reserved to P.C and Kristen Cast, and their publishers. The song California Gurls rights to their proper peoples.
[Heath]
Greetings marked ones
Let's take a journey.
[Stevie Rae]
I know a place
Where the grass is really sweeter
Slick, smooth, and safe
There must be something 'bout the breeze
Sippin' baggied blood
Layin' underneath the birch trees
The boys
Break their necks
Try'na creep a little sneak peak
(at us)
[Zoey]
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the Sooner State
Once you look at us
You'll be falling on love
Oooooh Oh Ooooooh
Oklahoma girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Plaid shirts on top
Nyx-kissed skin
So cool
We'll steal your heart away
Oooooh Oh Ooooooh
Oklahoma girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, sweet
We're always on top
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Ooooooh
[Stevie Rae]
Sex in the fields
We got lilacs in our Dingos
We freak
In Zo's bug
The King is on the radio
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the Sooner State
Once you look at us
You'll be falling on love
Oooooh Oh Ooooooh
Oklahoma girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Plaid shirts on top
Nyx-kissed skin
So cool
We'll steal your heart away
Oooooh Oh Ooooooh
Oklahoma girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We're always on top
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Ooooooh
[Heath]
Young, strong
Alive and ready
Turn it up cause it's gettin' heavy
Wild wild mid west
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones
I mean like she's the one
Kiss her
Touch her
Hug her close
The girl's a freak
She drives a Bug
In the Tulsa subs
I'm okay
I wont play
I love the girl
Just like I love OK
Broken Arrow
And H-O-N
Night time has got everything.
Teen-boys
Standin' out
All them girls
Headin' out
Hicks in kicks
Pics, no pricks
Just the king
And the Queeny
Zoey my lady (yeah)
Lookie here baby (uh huh)
I'm all up on ya
Cause you're representin' Oklahoma
[Stevie Rae and Zoey]
Oklahoma girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Plaid shirts on top
Nyx-kissed skin
So cool
We'll steal your heart away
Oooooh Oh Ooooooh
Oklahoma girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We're always on top
Tul-sa represent
(Tul-sa, Tul-sa)
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Ooooooh
[Heath]
(Oklahomaaa, Oklahomaaa)
Oklahoma girls man
I really wish you all could be
Oklahoma girls
(Oklahomaaa)