Ash:Yup, just another lazy walk in the forest.
Misty:When ever we go into a forest Ash always gets us lost!
Brock:Yup. There was that time when we got lost and met the Three Stooges.
Ash:Shhush up! I have been having this strange feeling all the time we've been walking thorough this forest.
Misty:Maybe your brain is actually working for once.
Brock:Or maybe you gave yourself a wedgie. I give myself those all the time...and...STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!!
Ash:Uh-huh. Well it's neither of those. Have you ever had the feeling when you're walking and you're not getting anywhere?
Misty:ASH! You're walking a treadmill...
Ash:Oh.
Bald Man:Hey what are you doing on my treadmill!?? This is a private spa! How did you get in?!
Ash:We just walked in through that gate that said:HealthY SpaM.
Bald Man:Those neighbor hood punks. They spray painted my sign again.
Brock:Well I'll just be leaving.
Ash:I as well.
Pikachu:Domo Arigato. I mean *clears throat* PEE-KA-CHEW!
They all run off.
Brock:If that was the spa, then the town must be near by.
Ash:Pikachu! Scout the way!
Pikachu:Pikachu! *mumbles* fat ass...
Pikachu runs off into the fog.
Pikachu:Pika Pika!
Pikachu falls down a cliff.
Pikachu:PEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeekaaaaaaachuuuuuuu!
*SPLASH*
Ash:Did you hear Pikachu?
Brock:Yea, I think he said the town was that way.
The remainder of the group runs to the cliff.
Ash:THERE IT IS!!!
--------In the city------
James:Oh it's quite nice to get a subtle reprieve from our tiresome antics.
Jessie:Yes. It is.
Meowth:Shhhhh! You guys! Act stupider! Somebody might hear you!
James:Oops. I mean: Ooh A nice happy day in this wee town! La la la! I'm so gay(meaning happy!).
Jessie:Oh yes this little town is choc full of pokemon.
James:Yes. 'Tis.
Jessie:Quiet you!
Smacks James overhead.
Meowth:Yes small towns like this always have secret supplies of pokemon.
All:Haaaaaahaaahaahaaahaaa!
-----Other side of town----
Echoing:Aaaah ahhh ahh ahh ahh!
Brock:Finally a town.
Misty:Yeah. I have to heal my pokemon at the nearest pokemon center.
Ash:I as well.
Runs to the pokemon center.
Ash:Look what I bought from that storekeeper over there.
Points to storekeeper.
Storekeeper:SUCKER!
Misty:Numer One:How much. Number Two:What is it.
Ash: It cost $500 and it's a *imitates fanfare* PET ROCK!
Misty:HA! You bought that? HA!
Ash:Well actually I didn't have enough money so I bought it with the money that fell out of you backpack.
Misty:HAaaa...What!
Misty runs outside, picks up a rock, and runs back inside.
Misty:You could have picked a rock off the ground.
Throws rock at Ash.
Brock:Haaa! Haaa!!!!
Ash:Thanks, Misty! You found my rock a mate.
Brock:Heh.
Ash:Well lets settle down in this Pokemon Center.
Brock rings bell on counter.
Nurse Joy:Hello...
Brock:Hello there. Mind if we hunker down here? And I can even sleep in your room. Grrrrrrrrowr!
Nurse Joy:Yes, you can be here, but stay the hell away from my room!
Ash:Geez, now finally I can get some rest.
Misty:Yes. I feel sleepy.
Brock:Well I felly Sexy...
Nurse Joy:Ugh.
------Later------
James:Hee! According to this map, there is an underground cavern leading to a secret vault of pokemon.
Jessie:Quiet you'll wake the neighbor hood!
Meowth farts.
Man in window:SHUT UP OUT THERE!
Meowth:Like you've never farted!
Jessie:Well lets break inside this PokeCenter.
James:Wire cutters.*SNIP*Okay that didn't work give me the hammer.
Brock(drowzilly)Come on in the door's unlocked. Lets have a party!
Meowth:Meh.
They open the door.
Jessie:According to this map the passage in this room.
Points to spot on map.
James: well then lets go!
They run to the room, get in the closet and find the vault.
Meowth:hee hee. Lets grab the 'mons and run!
They grab all the pokemon and run back to the closet.
James:Little help? The doors locked.
Jessie:Is there anyone on the other side of this door!?
Meowth:HEEEEELLLPPP!!!!
-----In the morning-----
Ash:Yaaaaawwwun.
Misty:Ahhh what a good night's rest.
Brock:Hey lets find Nurse Joy.
Ash:Whatever. I have nothing better to do.
They walk down a long corridor until they find a door labeled:Nurse Poi. Underneath that sign was a Post-it that read:Nurse Joy
They enter.
Brock:Wow. Nurse Joy's room.
Ash:Hey look what I found!
Ash pulls underpants out of the drawer.
Brock:Gimme those! I'll just, heh, keep these as a memento.
Misty:Do you hear something snoring?
Ash:No
Brock:Maybe.
Ash:Wow! Look what else I found.
Brock:Huh!A pink wig and a bra with fake breasts.
Creeeeeeeaaak.
Ash:Uh-oh.
Bald Man from spa:Hey what are you guys doing in my room.(Opens closet revealing Team Rocket asleep with an armfull of Pokeballs.)AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY CLOSET!!!???
Brock:You're room?
Bald Man puts on a the wig and bra.
Nurse Joy(Bald Man)*deep voice*:Hello. I mean what are you...oops!*Higher voice* What are you doing in here?
Ash:Does Nurse Joy always have a mustache?
Man rips off mustache.
Man:AGGGGHHH!!!
Brock:What's the deal baldo?
Misty:Yeah. What's the deal?!
Bald man's wig falls off.
Bald Man*Normal Voice*:Ugh. You found me out. Y'know the cousin of the cousin of the mother of the neice of the Nurse Joy family?
Brock:No.
Bald Man:Well I was the first man born into the JOY family.
Team Rocket wakes up.
James:I want some pie.
Team Rocket falls asleep again.
Ash:That was an interesting story, but we have to leave.
Bald Man draws gun.
Bald Man:You're not going anywhere. I need to kill you and assume your identity.
Man Cocks Gun.
Jessie:Go Arbok.
The thrown poke ball hits the man in the back of the head knocking him out.
Brock:RUN!
So they make it out safely.
The collapsing man closes the closet door on his way down.
------Epilogue-----
James:HELP! We're still stuck in this closet!!
Meowth:Helllp! I need to reach a sand box.
Meowth starts scratching the door.