Dear Reader,
I like Italics. They swerve sideways, and are much better than BOLD. I made this version to prevent you from clicking and scrolling your mouse multiple times. Anyways, I hope you enjoy my motion-picture presentation of a story about some girl who has been used in over 24,000 parodies on this website so far. Even though there are at least... one sec, I have to check... 24,391 other parodies on the Hunger Games, I am 22.693% sure you will like this more than the other versions. Be sure to like me on facebook, follow me on twitter, do whatever you do on Instagram, leave a review, and then finally realize that I do not have an account for any of these websites. To explain what you'll be in for in a short amount of words, I will say that you will experience: Catopals, meemas, random commentary by the author, invisible trees, football, gummy-worm pancakes, "zombies", and lots of KATNISS. What are these things? No time to explain or it will ruin the flow of the book! Sit back, relax, grab a bag of chocolate-covered macadamia nuts, (yes, that's the new thing) and enjoy the book!
The End -ComedyMaster333 (PS, there are still 3 more chapters to go!)