Title: Demons and Angels
Chapter 1: They never learn.
Warnings: None at the moment.
Disclaimer: ...Well duh.


Not many people know it but Angels and Demons live on Earth like normal people. Angels are sent down from Heaven to protect a human. Most of the time the human wont even notice the Angel is really an Angel. The Angel will pretend to be someone else to get close to their human and gain their trust. From there they will watch over the person until they no longer need protecting.

Demons however will target a human and make their life a living hell. They wont stop tormenting the human until they either commit suicide or beg for death. Very few humans have escaped from a demon and it was always with the help of an Angel.


Pip paced back and forth in his study. The demon problem was getting worse and he was losing many Angels in battle. And with the Angels gone, the humans wouldn't stand a chance of surviving.

A soft knock on the door made Pip stop pacing. The door opened and an Angel named Kenny came in. He had short blonde hair and was wearing a simple outfit of black jeans and an orange jacket. His large, white wings were sticking through holes he had ripped in his jacket.

"You wanted to see me?" He asked Pip.

Pip sat down behind his desk and pulled out a yellow folder. Kenny took a seat at the opposite side of the desk and took the folder from Pip. Inside was a picture of a blonde boy named Leopold Stotch (aka Butters). There were a few pages of personal information on the boy. Pip gave Kenny a few minutes to flip through the folder and read about the boy he was going to protect next.

"There's something about this boy you should know. He's being targeted by a Demon." Pip told Kenny.

"Which one? I can take out any of those heartless creatures without breaking a sweat."

"Have you heard of the Demon named Cartman?" Pip asked.

"Yeah. That boy is going be in big trouble if I dont get there soon. I've crossed paths with Cartman a few times and he's dangerous." Kenny told Pip. Pip watched as Kenny left his study.

Once the door was closed, Pip let out a sigh. He didn't know what to do about the Demon problem. With every human a Demon killled, they would slowly get stronger and stronger. Soon they would be able to fight their way up into Heaven and murder all the Angels. With the Angels gone, the humans remaining alive wouldn't stand a chance of survival. Demons would claim the world as their own.

Pip burried his head in his hands as he tried to think of a plan.

Meanwhile, Kenny was walking through the main hall towards one of the gates that would lead him down to Earth. He was mentally preparing himself for the mission he had been given. Now Kenny didn't like to brag, but he was a lot stronger than most Angels. He had protected many, many humans and He had killed many Demons aswell. But none of them where as highly ranked as Cartman. He was starting to worry about the Demon. He was fairly matched with him in strength but Cartman was a professional at mind games. He would find a way to use your weakness against you.

Kenny made it outside and stepped onto one of the large platforms. He closed his eyes and walked off the edge. As many times as he had done this, he would never get use to the stomach dropping feeling of falling.

After a fall that felt a lot longer than it actually was, Kenny felt his feet hit the ground. He quickly looked around to see if anyone saw him. Nope. He was alone in a long dark alleyway. He waited a moment and let his stomach catch up to him.

Before he fell, Kenny sensed that the human he would be protecting should be around this area. He hadn't met the boy yet so his sensing power wasn't as strong as it would be when he became friends with the younger blonde.

A loud scream came from a alleyway to the right. It was slightly high pitched but was still to deep to be a woman's scream. Kenny guessed this was from the human he was protecting. He took off in a sprint towards where the scream came from.

He rounded a corner and sure enough there was a human being cornered by a Demon. Kenny was sure it was Cartman. He could see the large, black, ripped wings sticking out from his back. The blonde he was cornering couldn't see them. Humans couldn't see the wings of Angels or Demons, luckily. If they could there might be trouble.

Cartman pulled a knife out of the pocket on the back of his jeans. This made the poor blonde boy scream again and press even further into the wall.

"Hey, Fatass!" Kenny called. Cartman swung around and faced Kenny. Cartman's face was covered in dirt, blood and scars. It was terrifying. He looked Kenny up and down before he spat, what looked like blood, onto the ground next to him.

"What do you want Angel? Wanna save the human?" Cartman hissed.

"Let him go. Fight me instead."

"Why would I wanna do that?"

"Would you rather kill a human or an Angel?" Kenny watched as Cartman looked between himself and the other blonde. A smirk crossed his face and he ran at Kenny.


A cliffhanger! I didn't mean to leave it like that but my mind went blank. But don't worry, the next chapter will probably be up tomorrow afternoon~!

Humans. they never learn. Dark alleyways are just inviting trouble to come and find you.