UltraTerror
By Snazzo
Part One:
"Are you ready for the most exciting day of your lives, guys?" Sheen asked as they walked down the street.
"You bet!" Carl answered.
"What's this all about Sheen?" Cindy asked. "It better not be something stupid."
"No," Sheen told her. "You're gonna love it! Come on, follow me!
"Can't you at least give us a hint?" Jimmy asked.
"I want it to be a surprise!" Sheen said.
So Jimmy, Carl, Libby, and Cindy followed Sheen downtown. Turning a corner, they saw it.
"Wow, Sheen!" Carl exclaimed. "It's incredible!"
"It's unbelievable!" Libby added.
"It's ridiculous!" Cindy said. "What is it?"
Standing in front of the Retroville Convention Center was a fifty foot tall statue of Ultralord, his purple armor and his white teeth gleaming in the bright sunlight.
"Isn't it awesome?" Sheen hopped up and down with excitement. "Its UltraCon! The world's biggest Ultralord Convention, for the first time in Retroville! I've been waiting all my life for this event!"
"Hold the phone!" Cindy held up a hand. "Do you really expect me to waste a perfectly good afternoon at an Ultradork convention?"
Libby put her hand on Cindy's shoulder. "Come on, Cindy, it could be fun. I watch Ultralord at Sheen's house sometimes, I like it."
Cindy gasped. "Who are you and what have you done with Libby?" She turned on Jimmy. "Neutron, did you use your Hypnobeam on her or something?"
"No!" Jimmy shook his head, smiling. "Besides, Ultralord isn't so bad. We watch it with Sheen all the time."
"Yeah," Carl added, "It's almost as good as Llama Boy!
"It's a thousand times better than Llama Boy Carl!" Sheen said.
Cindy rolled her eyes. "The whole world's gone mad!"
"Come on Cindy." Libby said.
Cindy hesitated, then said "Oh, all right. I just know I'm going to regret this."
