It was a normal day in...where ever Goku and his family live.

Chi-chi was busy looking threw the mail

"My gosh Goku do you have to eat every bit of food you get your hands on?! Plus we're running into some expenses with Gohan and Goten education" She yelled

"No," Goku said as he was about to eat an entire skinless, boneless chicken in on bite. "And how expensive are their educations?"

Chi-chi handed Gou the bill

"2,000 dollars!"

"THAT'S IT GOKU YOU NEED TO GET A JOB. I'M THE ONE BUSTING MY BUTT ALL DAY EVERYDAY TO KEEP THIS HOUSE AND FOOD ON THE TABLE WHILE ALL YOU DO IS GOOF OFF. MY GOSH EVEN VEGETA HAS A JOB GOKU!" Chi-chi yelled

--

Meanwhile at a police station Vegeta got a call from the chief

"We got two more criminals who won't fess up can you help us Vegeta?" Chief asked

"Sure," Vegeta said

-15 seconds later-

"WE PUT THE MONEY IN THE ATTIC!!" One of the criminals said as he peed his pants

The other one had his head stuck in the roof of the room and was mummbling something

"Man Vegeta how do you do that?" The chief asked

"I have a way with words," Vegeta said

"No I mean how do you keep ramming their heads into the ceiling?"

--

Goku had been wandering the city for about an hour now until he found a help wanted add

"Abortion Doctor assistaint? Sounds like fun," Goku said as he went inside to apply for the job.

Amazingly he got it, mostly cause the applier was drunk.

--

One Goku first day of work he waited for his first pacient to arrive.

Just then a pregnant teenage girl came in

"Hello, anyone here?" She asked

"I'm here," Goku said

"Oh great I need this kid out of me," The girl said

"Out?" Goku said confussed

"Yes out I want you to get it out of me," the girl said

Goku pondered how he would accomplish this strange task. The it hit him

"Okay this may hurt just a tiny bit" Goku said

"Whatever," The girl said

"UNBORN CHILD MEET DRAGON FIST!!" Goku said as he did his super dragon first attack and blew a hole in the girls belly

"Oh my gosh," the girl said now in excuciating pain "Do you even have a P.H.D?"

"A Punching Hole Doctorate?" Goku said

The girl fell down and died

"Oops," Goku said as he quickly ran out of the clinic

--

"So daddy how was your first day of work?" Goten asked

"Well I think I'll go work and Burger King instead," Goku said

"Why?" Gohan asked as he entered the room

"No reason, say can you ask Bulma for the dragon radarr I have to borrow it."

The End