So while I write I usually listen to music and while I was writing my Mark of Athena (Go read it!) I kept running across songs that I just thought were too prefect not to turn it into a musical. So here it is :) This is purely for fun and nothing more

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"Positive" from Legally Blonde the Musical

Starring

Piper as Elle

Reyna as Vivian

Jason as Warner

Calliope as Serena

Clio as Pilar

Erato as Margo

The moment everyone was waiting for was finally here. The Argo II has landed at Camp Jupiter and Piper has never felt worse. Annabeth had finally reunited with her love but so had Jason. Piper could do nothing but watch as Jason and Reyna embraced one another. She tried to hold back the tears in her eyes.

"Oh you poor, poor girl"

Piper looked around to see where the voice had come from. Three beautiful women suddenly appeared in front her. They were pink jumpsuits with "αἱ μοῦσαι" on their shirts.

"Um hello," Piper slowly greeted them.

"Just look at this," the tallest one sighed. She snapped her fingers and everything around them froze. "Well isn't this just the saddest thing I have ever seen."

"I'm sorry, who do you say are?" Piper asked.

"I'm Calliope," replied the tallest one.

"And I'm Clio," squealed the middle one, "Muse of History!"

"You should know me," said the last one, "I'm Erato the muse of love stories."

Piper stared at them. "And you are here why?"

"Sweet, sweet, sweet," cooed Calliope. "Piper, this is a tragedy. And every tragedy needs a Greek Chorus!"

"Girl, we are here to help," Clio added.

Erato smiled at her, "Yes, but we're not actually here, here. We're just in your head."

"And you are here to sing to me?" Piper asked in disbelief.

"Yep!" they squeed.

Out of now where music started to play.

Calliope:
Honey whatcha cryin at?
You're not losing him to that
Both her hair and shoes are flat
Why is she so rude?

Clio:
Wipe your tears, it's no big thing
You were meant to wear his ring
Cheer-up, chin-up
It's time to bring

GREEK CHORUS:
A happy attitude

Erato:
Keep it positive
As you slap her to the floor
GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive
Calliope:
As you pull her hair and call her whore

Clio:
You can take her in a fight

Erato:
You and he will reunite!

GREEK CHORUS:
You know we're right
We're positive

KILL HER!

Piper:
Girls, girls!
Violence is never wise
Not the way to win back guys
Anyway she's twice my size
who's gotta plan B?

Erato:
Me!
Look at her, she's like a nun
Show him you are way more fun
Bust out the lap dance
and you won
You off the hizzle, gee!

Piper:
what?

GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive
Clio:
Yeah! Let out your inner freak!
GREEK CHORUS:
Keep it positive
Calliope:
Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week

Clio:
You will whet his appetite

Erato:
You and he will reunite

GREEK CHORUS:
You know we're right
We're positive
We're positive
We're positive
We're posi...

"Omigod... You're making me sick," said Piper. She didn't notice that time had unfroze.

Jason and Reyna stared at her.
"Are we? Jason, let's take this back to the praetorian house," Reyna muttered.

Piper watched in horror as they left. She couldn't believe she said that out loud.

GREEK CHORUS:
Hey, hey, hey!
We're positive
That he loves you and not her
You're hotta'
And I bet ya smarter!
She don't know the real him
You feel him
So don't her her steal him
Wake him up like sleepin beauty
Turn his head with your red hot booty
You bring the noise if we bring the funk
It's positively time to shake your junk

shake, shake, shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake,shake, shake,
Whoo

(DANCE BREAK)
Piper stopped dancing she never felt more foolish in her life. She turned to her goddess.
"Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here!
He left while we were shaking "junk"! Wait!"

ELLE:)
Girls I'm positive
That we've taken this to far
No I'm positive
This is Camp Jupiter not a stripper bar
All this trashy carryin' on
Thats the reason that he's gone
I need a salon.

GREEK CHORUS:
WHOO!

Piper:
Girls I'm

ALL:
Positive

Piper:
Try not to get upset
But I'm

ALL:
Positive

Piper:
That it's time for me to go Roman

GREEK CHORUS:
what!

Piper:
Being Greek and being hot
That got me exactly squat!
Gotta to show him I've got more to give

GREEK CHORUS:
Whoa, whoa, whoa

Piper:
No I'm positive

GREEK CHORUS:
Positive

Piper:
I'm positive

GREEK CHORUS:
Positive

Piper:
I'm positive

GIRLS:
Positive
Positive

Piper AND GREEK CHORUS:
Positive!

Review if you want more because if not I am just going to keep all of this in my head.