Disclaimer: I do not own any LotR characters except my made up ones (
Amyra & Kurpira). I wish I did though... Enjoy!!!
In the lush, green woods of Mirkwood, Legolas was watching over his
sleeping companions with his sharp eagle eyes. He glanced over at a
pretty elf, who was sleeping so peacefully that Legolas could hardly
stop himself from smiling. Her name was Amyra Bluewater & she had
long, flowing brown hair & green eyes. No one knew that Legolas knew
that he was to marry her. He would have never known himself if he
hadn't accidentally overheard voices in his fathers chamber. He had
laughed in his bedroom many times at such luck, for he had fallen in
love with her. He glanced over at his other companions, Kurpira,
Pippin, & Draco Malfoy. He smiled at Kurpira's sleeping body. Kurpira
was sneaky and had been that way since they played in their childhood
years. She was a pretty elf also, and his cousin. Ah well, the world
goes the way its supposed to. Wait! There was something moving in a
clump of bushes to his left. Legolas fit an arrow to his bow & ran
over to that spot, trying not to step on anyone's hair. Amyra &
Kurpira stirred, & Legolas said a few elven cuss words as he slowed to
a walk. Amyra opened her eyes a little & saw Legolas standing there.
She murmured " Legolas, what is the matter?" and startled Legolas. "
Oh! Its nothing, Amyra. I was just going into the woods for a stroll,"
he said in a voice too merry for his own. Amyra nodded & he walked off
in a hurry to find what was in the bushes.
Amyra walked over to a tree next to her & spread her blanket over it.
As she was smoothing the wrinkles on it, a soft voice called her name.
" Amyra.. Princess of Elves.. Come to me and you can become a
Queen...you will be even more powerful than Galadriel...Come to me,
Princess... Come... Come... Come..." The voice got softer and softer until it
stopped suddenly. "Come." Amyra whispered. "What could that mean &
where?" (Hehe, I just thought that would be funny.)
"What are you doing, Amyra." Kurpira said, still waking from her
sleep. " Oh!" said Amyra. Kurpira had caught her more than once
daydreaming about Legolas, but this time she didn't want her to know.
" I wasn't doing anything, absolutely, positively!" Amyra said leaning
on a fir tree, trying not to smile as Kurpira confronted her. Kurpira
snickered. " You were daydreaming about YOU-KNOW-WHO!!! Oooo, I'm
right, aren't I ?" she teased. Amyra blushed and crossed her arms.
EVERYONE knew she like him and she never, ever said she didn't except
for the rare occasion that he took an interest to her, and then
Kurpira would laugh & tease her. They sat on her blanket, talking
&laughing while they tried to make breakfast. While they laughed and
giggled over a joke Kurpira made, an unexpected visitor came, with
Legolas leading him.
Amyra gasped with surprise. It was Captain Jaelle, who was as mean and
cranky as a wasp that was bothered. He stared at her with mock
pleasure & took a seat on the ground. She looked at him with hate &
disgust. " Why are you here, Jaelle?" she spat. He smiled at her. " I
did not come here for you, although your presents intrigues me," he
said coolly. Amyra looked away in disgust. " Captain Jaelle, I do not
want to see you again." She said and walked away. She stumbled on top
of Pippin & woke him up. "SON OF A TOOK!!" he yelled. "Oh, sorry
Amyra, I had a bad dream." Amyra smiled & started to laugh. Pippin
kicked Malfoy, and shouted " That's for kicking me in my sleep!"
Malfoy grumbled something about not kicking anything. Amyra looked
back at Kurpira who was staring at Jaelle in surprise. "Jaelle, maybe
you should go." Kurpira muttered. Jaelle nodded, and with one last
look at Amyra, went away.
Next morning, Kurpira woke up to see that Pippin was up and about. She
smiled at this stroke of luck. She walked up to him and smiled.
"Lovely day, huh Pippin?" she asked, not knowing what to say. He
looked at her, surprised, and laughed. "Oh, its just you Kurpira!" he
said, smiling. " I thought it would be Malfoy trying to sneak up on
me!" Pippin laughed again and looked around. " But it is a lovey day..
Erm, I meant lovely day, hehe," he said, embarrassed that he could
make such a mistake. Kurpira looked at him thoughtfully. " Pippin,
have you ever liked someone?" she asked, puzzled by his mistake. He
looked at her, surprised by her question. "Well, never before." he
whispered, embarrassed that she had asked him. She smiled and then
giggled a little. "Me too," she whispered.
"Ohhhh, we're close to the palace now." Legolas informed them. "We'll
be there by midnight."
"MIDNGHT?" Malfoy yelled. " I have to sleep by 10!!" Everyone
snickered and then laughed. " You stay up until 1 so you can stare at
the GIRLS!!" Pippin teased. Malfoy turned a shade of red. " No, I
don't!" he yelled, stomping some daisies in the way of the ground.
"You guys are acting immature." Kurpira murmured, turning a darker
shade of magenta. Legolas snickered 1 last time & then informed
everyone that it was time to get walking. Kurpira & Amyra called their
horses (bet you didn't know that they brought horses) and everyone set
off for Legolas's yet to be kingdom.
(O.K., this part is BORING,
so better to skip it.)
"Haha!" Amyra & Kurpira teased. They had just learned that Legolas
sometimes wore PINK undergarments. (Better not to know which ones)
Legolas blushed." I don't wear them ever anymore." He whined. " Why
not, Legolas? They were your B-day present from me!" Kurpira joked.
"He he." They said to themselves. "Ohhhh, look, its your Palace!"
Amyra gasped. It was a beautiful palace, with trees all around, and
it was white and gleaming. They went inside where they were greeted
formally. "Hello, Prince Greenleaf & company. Welcome to Mirkwood
Palace, " a guard said. Another guard came down a shining wood stair.
" I will escort you to your rooms," he said, bowing. Everyone followed
the guard upstairs. "Here is Master Greenleaf's room. Here is Amyra's
room, Kurpira's room, Pippin's room, & Malfoy's room. Dinner will be
shortly." He nodded curtly & walked away. Pippin tried not to laugh
as he stared after him. "Haha, he sounds so polite" he said while he
suppressed himself from bursting into laughter. Everyone grinned &
started to tease Malfoy again. " Ahaha, I bet you sleep with a teddy
bear!" Amyra laughed. Malfoy turned red and yelled " I don't ! You
guys are so mean!" Everyone laughed at the scene. When they all
quieted down, Legolas asked if he could talk to Amyra privately. She
nodded and went away. Kurpira looked & saw that Amyra was gone. She
went across the beautiful hall, with hanging plants with no pots in
every possible spot. Kurpira saw Amyra & Legolas not too far away.
They were whispering something in Elvish. Legolas spotted Kurpira &
walked away. Kurpira went up to Amyra & asked " What were you talking
about?"
Amyra looked at Kurpira with a worried look. "Meet me in my room after
everyone leaves," she whispered, pleading her with her eyes. "Okay,"
said Kurpira "See you later."& she walked off. Amyra went into her
room & closed the door. Kurpira walked to the direction of her room,
pausing to see a picture of Legolas's father. He had blonde hair with
a bow &arrow that looked almost exactly like Legolas's bow, but with
more markings in Elven. She whistled and sang a little ditty in
Elvish. In the modern tongue it went like this:
As the days go by
As the weeks pass
I think of you
I hope you think of me too
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
When I think of you
I hope you think of me too
Even as the days go by
As the weeks pass
I will think of you
Ok, it was lame. But it helped the time pass. ( And it sounded pretty
in Elvish)
When everyone was gone from the hallway, Kurpira walked toward Amyra's
room & opened the door. "OH! Amyra...sorry." Kurpira looked away while
Amyra changed. "Sorry for barging in like that." She said sheepishly.
"Oh, its OK." Amyra said as she sat on the bed. Kurpira sat on the bed
with her. Amyra smiled and asked, "Ok, you know when I was talking
with Legolas?" Kurpira smiled and nodded. Amyra hid a face of
confusion. " Well," she said. " He asked me for a private dinner."
Kurpira frowned. " Why is that so bad?" she asked. " Well, for one
thing, his dad asked him to do it." Amyra said looking into her eyes
for the first time, and they both knew a long silence awaited them.
They stared at each other, not knowing what to say. A knock cut the
silence and both elves looked at the door immediately. "Amyra? Are you
in there?" a voice asked. Kurpira sighed in relief. It was just
Legolas. Wait! Legolas! Oh dear. Amyra propelled Kurpira into her
closet and ran across her room to open her door. "Hello, Legolas..."
said Amyra nervously. Legolas smiled &motioned for her to get out.
"Come on, Amyra, or else everyone will realize we went to eat
somewhere else." He said quickly. They went out and quickly left.
Kurpira slowly opened the door after 10 minutes of torture in the
closet. She went down to dinner, where everyone (except Legolas,
Amyra, her, & Malfoy.) was eating. Wait! Where was Malfoy? Kurpira
shrugged. She was more interested about the food. Kurpira sat down at
the last seat available, which was right next to Pippin. Score! She
said in her head. Time to chow down!
Amyra & Legolas walked around until they came to a secret chamber in
the 4th floor, which they entered. Legolas ushered her to a table in
the middle. "Legolas..?" Amyra said, confused on why he had asked her
to come. He quieted her. "Eat, Amyra." He commanded and Amyra took a
piece of lettuce and started to chew on it. [ok, its weird , but hey!
Adds more flavor (no pun intended)hehe] Legolas smiled. "You're
probably wondering why I brought you here" he said simply. Amyra
nodded. "Its because... well, I better start at the beginning. Or at
least what my father told me.
When you were just born, my father and your father agreed that we
should be wed when we were of age. 'It would bring the kingdoms
together.' He said. So when you were 7, my father gave you that
necklace for a birthday present, right? *At this point, Amyra nodded*
Ok, well that wasn't a B-day present. It was a signal to your dad that
he agreed to the marriage. They didn't tell us so we would have time
to get to know each other. *At this point Legolas laughed. * That's
why we always met, every summer. *Amyra nodded, finally understanding*
and now, they think, is the perfect time. *Amyra gasps * Yeah. So I
have to ask you, even though it wouldn't matter."
Kurpira waited impatiently for dinner to end. She wanted to go see
what happened to Amyra. Her face flushed & she shifted positions on
her wooden chair. (Everything was wooden) A guard came back to the
dining room and handed them all envelopes. "Do not open these until I
hand you another piece of paper." The guard walked away. Everyone
looked at his or her envelope. It said Marriage Invitation. "Hmmmm,
wonder who's?" an elf said. Kurpira smiled. She already knew who it
might be. (Hehe) Suddenly the doors flew open & the candles blew out.
A brown haired hobbit with hairy feet stood there. (Of course, all
hobbits have hairy feet.) Everyone gasped. It was the legendary Frodo
Baggins, with an evil glare, staring at them all. "Why didn't you
invite ME to the wedding?" he asked in a big booming voice. An elf
came up, stammering, " We all thought you went to... to... the other
World!" he exclaimed. Frodo glared at him, then pushed him to the
side. "Where is Legolas?" he boomed. Suddenly, a cloaked figure stood
at the door. Frodo twirled around. "Who are you?" he asked, his voice
making the water in Kurpira's water goblet tremble. "Are you Legolas?"
Frodo asked with such courage that the cloaked figure laughed. Pippin
recognized it instantly. It was Aragorn's voice, the exact shape of
Aragorn's body, & the exact Aragorn himself! "Aragorn!" he cried,
happy to see his old friend again, who had saved him from many
dangers. He ran toward him, holding his arms out, ready to jump & hug
Aragorn. Frodo ran up and tried to hit Pippin. He barely missed but
hit him nonetheless. "Ahhhh!" Pippin screamed at the top of his lungs.
Frodo gasped & clapped his hands over his mud-strewn ears. Legolas
came running in, bursting open the doors, followed by Amyra, who had
red, puffy eyes like she just cried. (Actually, she did.) Frodo looked
at him and shouted with delight. " Legolas! My old friend!" he said,
shaking his hand firmly. "How are- you doing?" Frodo whispered, loud
enough so everyone in the dining hall could hear. Frodo' eyes turned
into slits, with red eyes that were staring at Legolas. "Ahhhh!" an
elf said, fitting an arrow into his bow. Legolas raised his hand
toward the elf. " Stop. Let me handle this," he said as he confronted
Frodo. Pippin and Kurpira ran up and smiled at each other. "We're
gonna help too!" they cried in infusion. Amyra stood up. "I will too."
She said quietly, walking over to Legolas, Kurpira, & Pippin. Aragorn
ran over to them. "I will stand by you, friends," he said nobly, as
any King of Gondor should. Frodo hissed. "Ssso you planss to takesss
me on?" he sneered. Frodo turned into a snake. " I will takess you on.
If you haven't notissed, I am Lord VOLDEMORT!" he slithered. Amyra
laughed, and then slapped her hand over her mouth, giggling like
crazy, then passing the secret onto Kurpira with a whisper. Kurpira
doubled over with laughter, stifling her mouth, and bended over so
much, she actually fell with a THUD! They both shrieked with laughers,
unable to compress themselves. Frodo (or Lord Voldemort, which we
should start calling him) slithered over to Amyra & Kurpira. " And
WHAT do you thinksss is sssso funny?" he hissed. Amyra looked at him
with tears of laughter all over her face. She laughed harder and tried
to say something. "Speak, girl, or I shall force you to speak in the
name of Lord VOLDEMORT!!" he yelled, angered by Amyra & Kurpira's lack
of fear. Amyra laughed even harder at the mention of his name. "
Your.... Name ... sou... sounds.... like... like.... Like.... Lord.... Vol... Vole....
Volede.... Voledewart!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!" she said between breaths
& laughs, laughing harder &and harder until she fell over by the force
of her laughing, her mouth wide open and laughing with about 1 breath
in between 20 laughs. Kurpira fell over laughing with the same fate as
Amyra. They both rolled over laughing & laughing singing "Lord
VOLEDEWART!" over and over and over again while You-know-who got
redder & redder. He hissed and lunged for Amyra who screamed and
scrambled to get up and run away. Lord Voldemort laughed evilly and
said " I bet you wishhhhh that you never called me that, that name!"
he screamed with anger. He got closer and closer while Amyra realized
everything was going very slowly. She remembered flashbacks from her
childhood. Her first horseback ride, the first day she was allowed to
go to the festival, the time when she fell off a horse, the time when
she finally reached maturity, and... now. She lunged for her sword and
slashed at the gigantic snake, who was so close, who was wanting to
kill, to kill her... Realization took her and she plunged her sword into
Lord Voldemort's body, which was a foot away from her. Lord Voldemort
screamed, a high-pitched scream, and flopped right beside her, and she
fainted.
Amyra & Kurpira). I wish I did though... Enjoy!!!
In the lush, green woods of Mirkwood, Legolas was watching over his
sleeping companions with his sharp eagle eyes. He glanced over at a
pretty elf, who was sleeping so peacefully that Legolas could hardly
stop himself from smiling. Her name was Amyra Bluewater & she had
long, flowing brown hair & green eyes. No one knew that Legolas knew
that he was to marry her. He would have never known himself if he
hadn't accidentally overheard voices in his fathers chamber. He had
laughed in his bedroom many times at such luck, for he had fallen in
love with her. He glanced over at his other companions, Kurpira,
Pippin, & Draco Malfoy. He smiled at Kurpira's sleeping body. Kurpira
was sneaky and had been that way since they played in their childhood
years. She was a pretty elf also, and his cousin. Ah well, the world
goes the way its supposed to. Wait! There was something moving in a
clump of bushes to his left. Legolas fit an arrow to his bow & ran
over to that spot, trying not to step on anyone's hair. Amyra &
Kurpira stirred, & Legolas said a few elven cuss words as he slowed to
a walk. Amyra opened her eyes a little & saw Legolas standing there.
She murmured " Legolas, what is the matter?" and startled Legolas. "
Oh! Its nothing, Amyra. I was just going into the woods for a stroll,"
he said in a voice too merry for his own. Amyra nodded & he walked off
in a hurry to find what was in the bushes.
Amyra walked over to a tree next to her & spread her blanket over it.
As she was smoothing the wrinkles on it, a soft voice called her name.
" Amyra.. Princess of Elves.. Come to me and you can become a
Queen...you will be even more powerful than Galadriel...Come to me,
Princess... Come... Come... Come..." The voice got softer and softer until it
stopped suddenly. "Come." Amyra whispered. "What could that mean &
where?" (Hehe, I just thought that would be funny.)
"What are you doing, Amyra." Kurpira said, still waking from her
sleep. " Oh!" said Amyra. Kurpira had caught her more than once
daydreaming about Legolas, but this time she didn't want her to know.
" I wasn't doing anything, absolutely, positively!" Amyra said leaning
on a fir tree, trying not to smile as Kurpira confronted her. Kurpira
snickered. " You were daydreaming about YOU-KNOW-WHO!!! Oooo, I'm
right, aren't I ?" she teased. Amyra blushed and crossed her arms.
EVERYONE knew she like him and she never, ever said she didn't except
for the rare occasion that he took an interest to her, and then
Kurpira would laugh & tease her. They sat on her blanket, talking
&laughing while they tried to make breakfast. While they laughed and
giggled over a joke Kurpira made, an unexpected visitor came, with
Legolas leading him.
Amyra gasped with surprise. It was Captain Jaelle, who was as mean and
cranky as a wasp that was bothered. He stared at her with mock
pleasure & took a seat on the ground. She looked at him with hate &
disgust. " Why are you here, Jaelle?" she spat. He smiled at her. " I
did not come here for you, although your presents intrigues me," he
said coolly. Amyra looked away in disgust. " Captain Jaelle, I do not
want to see you again." She said and walked away. She stumbled on top
of Pippin & woke him up. "SON OF A TOOK!!" he yelled. "Oh, sorry
Amyra, I had a bad dream." Amyra smiled & started to laugh. Pippin
kicked Malfoy, and shouted " That's for kicking me in my sleep!"
Malfoy grumbled something about not kicking anything. Amyra looked
back at Kurpira who was staring at Jaelle in surprise. "Jaelle, maybe
you should go." Kurpira muttered. Jaelle nodded, and with one last
look at Amyra, went away.
Next morning, Kurpira woke up to see that Pippin was up and about. She
smiled at this stroke of luck. She walked up to him and smiled.
"Lovely day, huh Pippin?" she asked, not knowing what to say. He
looked at her, surprised, and laughed. "Oh, its just you Kurpira!" he
said, smiling. " I thought it would be Malfoy trying to sneak up on
me!" Pippin laughed again and looked around. " But it is a lovey day..
Erm, I meant lovely day, hehe," he said, embarrassed that he could
make such a mistake. Kurpira looked at him thoughtfully. " Pippin,
have you ever liked someone?" she asked, puzzled by his mistake. He
looked at her, surprised by her question. "Well, never before." he
whispered, embarrassed that she had asked him. She smiled and then
giggled a little. "Me too," she whispered.
"Ohhhh, we're close to the palace now." Legolas informed them. "We'll
be there by midnight."
"MIDNGHT?" Malfoy yelled. " I have to sleep by 10!!" Everyone
snickered and then laughed. " You stay up until 1 so you can stare at
the GIRLS!!" Pippin teased. Malfoy turned a shade of red. " No, I
don't!" he yelled, stomping some daisies in the way of the ground.
"You guys are acting immature." Kurpira murmured, turning a darker
shade of magenta. Legolas snickered 1 last time & then informed
everyone that it was time to get walking. Kurpira & Amyra called their
horses (bet you didn't know that they brought horses) and everyone set
off for Legolas's yet to be kingdom.
(O.K., this part is BORING,
so better to skip it.)
"Haha!" Amyra & Kurpira teased. They had just learned that Legolas
sometimes wore PINK undergarments. (Better not to know which ones)
Legolas blushed." I don't wear them ever anymore." He whined. " Why
not, Legolas? They were your B-day present from me!" Kurpira joked.
"He he." They said to themselves. "Ohhhh, look, its your Palace!"
Amyra gasped. It was a beautiful palace, with trees all around, and
it was white and gleaming. They went inside where they were greeted
formally. "Hello, Prince Greenleaf & company. Welcome to Mirkwood
Palace, " a guard said. Another guard came down a shining wood stair.
" I will escort you to your rooms," he said, bowing. Everyone followed
the guard upstairs. "Here is Master Greenleaf's room. Here is Amyra's
room, Kurpira's room, Pippin's room, & Malfoy's room. Dinner will be
shortly." He nodded curtly & walked away. Pippin tried not to laugh
as he stared after him. "Haha, he sounds so polite" he said while he
suppressed himself from bursting into laughter. Everyone grinned &
started to tease Malfoy again. " Ahaha, I bet you sleep with a teddy
bear!" Amyra laughed. Malfoy turned red and yelled " I don't ! You
guys are so mean!" Everyone laughed at the scene. When they all
quieted down, Legolas asked if he could talk to Amyra privately. She
nodded and went away. Kurpira looked & saw that Amyra was gone. She
went across the beautiful hall, with hanging plants with no pots in
every possible spot. Kurpira saw Amyra & Legolas not too far away.
They were whispering something in Elvish. Legolas spotted Kurpira &
walked away. Kurpira went up to Amyra & asked " What were you talking
about?"
Amyra looked at Kurpira with a worried look. "Meet me in my room after
everyone leaves," she whispered, pleading her with her eyes. "Okay,"
said Kurpira "See you later."& she walked off. Amyra went into her
room & closed the door. Kurpira walked to the direction of her room,
pausing to see a picture of Legolas's father. He had blonde hair with
a bow &arrow that looked almost exactly like Legolas's bow, but with
more markings in Elven. She whistled and sang a little ditty in
Elvish. In the modern tongue it went like this:
As the days go by
As the weeks pass
I think of you
I hope you think of me too
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
When I think of you
I hope you think of me too
Even as the days go by
As the weeks pass
I will think of you
Ok, it was lame. But it helped the time pass. ( And it sounded pretty
in Elvish)
When everyone was gone from the hallway, Kurpira walked toward Amyra's
room & opened the door. "OH! Amyra...sorry." Kurpira looked away while
Amyra changed. "Sorry for barging in like that." She said sheepishly.
"Oh, its OK." Amyra said as she sat on the bed. Kurpira sat on the bed
with her. Amyra smiled and asked, "Ok, you know when I was talking
with Legolas?" Kurpira smiled and nodded. Amyra hid a face of
confusion. " Well," she said. " He asked me for a private dinner."
Kurpira frowned. " Why is that so bad?" she asked. " Well, for one
thing, his dad asked him to do it." Amyra said looking into her eyes
for the first time, and they both knew a long silence awaited them.
They stared at each other, not knowing what to say. A knock cut the
silence and both elves looked at the door immediately. "Amyra? Are you
in there?" a voice asked. Kurpira sighed in relief. It was just
Legolas. Wait! Legolas! Oh dear. Amyra propelled Kurpira into her
closet and ran across her room to open her door. "Hello, Legolas..."
said Amyra nervously. Legolas smiled &motioned for her to get out.
"Come on, Amyra, or else everyone will realize we went to eat
somewhere else." He said quickly. They went out and quickly left.
Kurpira slowly opened the door after 10 minutes of torture in the
closet. She went down to dinner, where everyone (except Legolas,
Amyra, her, & Malfoy.) was eating. Wait! Where was Malfoy? Kurpira
shrugged. She was more interested about the food. Kurpira sat down at
the last seat available, which was right next to Pippin. Score! She
said in her head. Time to chow down!
Amyra & Legolas walked around until they came to a secret chamber in
the 4th floor, which they entered. Legolas ushered her to a table in
the middle. "Legolas..?" Amyra said, confused on why he had asked her
to come. He quieted her. "Eat, Amyra." He commanded and Amyra took a
piece of lettuce and started to chew on it. [ok, its weird , but hey!
Adds more flavor (no pun intended)hehe] Legolas smiled. "You're
probably wondering why I brought you here" he said simply. Amyra
nodded. "Its because... well, I better start at the beginning. Or at
least what my father told me.
When you were just born, my father and your father agreed that we
should be wed when we were of age. 'It would bring the kingdoms
together.' He said. So when you were 7, my father gave you that
necklace for a birthday present, right? *At this point, Amyra nodded*
Ok, well that wasn't a B-day present. It was a signal to your dad that
he agreed to the marriage. They didn't tell us so we would have time
to get to know each other. *At this point Legolas laughed. * That's
why we always met, every summer. *Amyra nodded, finally understanding*
and now, they think, is the perfect time. *Amyra gasps * Yeah. So I
have to ask you, even though it wouldn't matter."
Kurpira waited impatiently for dinner to end. She wanted to go see
what happened to Amyra. Her face flushed & she shifted positions on
her wooden chair. (Everything was wooden) A guard came back to the
dining room and handed them all envelopes. "Do not open these until I
hand you another piece of paper." The guard walked away. Everyone
looked at his or her envelope. It said Marriage Invitation. "Hmmmm,
wonder who's?" an elf said. Kurpira smiled. She already knew who it
might be. (Hehe) Suddenly the doors flew open & the candles blew out.
A brown haired hobbit with hairy feet stood there. (Of course, all
hobbits have hairy feet.) Everyone gasped. It was the legendary Frodo
Baggins, with an evil glare, staring at them all. "Why didn't you
invite ME to the wedding?" he asked in a big booming voice. An elf
came up, stammering, " We all thought you went to... to... the other
World!" he exclaimed. Frodo glared at him, then pushed him to the
side. "Where is Legolas?" he boomed. Suddenly, a cloaked figure stood
at the door. Frodo twirled around. "Who are you?" he asked, his voice
making the water in Kurpira's water goblet tremble. "Are you Legolas?"
Frodo asked with such courage that the cloaked figure laughed. Pippin
recognized it instantly. It was Aragorn's voice, the exact shape of
Aragorn's body, & the exact Aragorn himself! "Aragorn!" he cried,
happy to see his old friend again, who had saved him from many
dangers. He ran toward him, holding his arms out, ready to jump & hug
Aragorn. Frodo ran up and tried to hit Pippin. He barely missed but
hit him nonetheless. "Ahhhh!" Pippin screamed at the top of his lungs.
Frodo gasped & clapped his hands over his mud-strewn ears. Legolas
came running in, bursting open the doors, followed by Amyra, who had
red, puffy eyes like she just cried. (Actually, she did.) Frodo looked
at him and shouted with delight. " Legolas! My old friend!" he said,
shaking his hand firmly. "How are- you doing?" Frodo whispered, loud
enough so everyone in the dining hall could hear. Frodo' eyes turned
into slits, with red eyes that were staring at Legolas. "Ahhhh!" an
elf said, fitting an arrow into his bow. Legolas raised his hand
toward the elf. " Stop. Let me handle this," he said as he confronted
Frodo. Pippin and Kurpira ran up and smiled at each other. "We're
gonna help too!" they cried in infusion. Amyra stood up. "I will too."
She said quietly, walking over to Legolas, Kurpira, & Pippin. Aragorn
ran over to them. "I will stand by you, friends," he said nobly, as
any King of Gondor should. Frodo hissed. "Ssso you planss to takesss
me on?" he sneered. Frodo turned into a snake. " I will takess you on.
If you haven't notissed, I am Lord VOLDEMORT!" he slithered. Amyra
laughed, and then slapped her hand over her mouth, giggling like
crazy, then passing the secret onto Kurpira with a whisper. Kurpira
doubled over with laughter, stifling her mouth, and bended over so
much, she actually fell with a THUD! They both shrieked with laughers,
unable to compress themselves. Frodo (or Lord Voldemort, which we
should start calling him) slithered over to Amyra & Kurpira. " And
WHAT do you thinksss is sssso funny?" he hissed. Amyra looked at him
with tears of laughter all over her face. She laughed harder and tried
to say something. "Speak, girl, or I shall force you to speak in the
name of Lord VOLDEMORT!!" he yelled, angered by Amyra & Kurpira's lack
of fear. Amyra laughed even harder at the mention of his name. "
Your.... Name ... sou... sounds.... like... like.... Like.... Lord.... Vol... Vole....
Volede.... Voledewart!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!" she said between breaths
& laughs, laughing harder &and harder until she fell over by the force
of her laughing, her mouth wide open and laughing with about 1 breath
in between 20 laughs. Kurpira fell over laughing with the same fate as
Amyra. They both rolled over laughing & laughing singing "Lord
VOLEDEWART!" over and over and over again while You-know-who got
redder & redder. He hissed and lunged for Amyra who screamed and
scrambled to get up and run away. Lord Voldemort laughed evilly and
said " I bet you wishhhhh that you never called me that, that name!"
he screamed with anger. He got closer and closer while Amyra realized
everything was going very slowly. She remembered flashbacks from her
childhood. Her first horseback ride, the first day she was allowed to
go to the festival, the time when she fell off a horse, the time when
she finally reached maturity, and... now. She lunged for her sword and
slashed at the gigantic snake, who was so close, who was wanting to
kill, to kill her... Realization took her and she plunged her sword into
Lord Voldemort's body, which was a foot away from her. Lord Voldemort
screamed, a high-pitched scream, and flopped right beside her, and she
fainted.