In this issue you will encounter many unnatural RANDOM things. (mostly lamps)
One day Rock Lee wandered into what he thought was a mirror shop, but. It. Was. A. LAMP SHOP! (Dun dun dun.)
Lee found a lamp that he liked, but. Just then the lamp that he got engaged with IMPLOADED! (SHEEEEEEEEEP, FWEEEEEEEPSH)
"OMG! My wife to be imploded!" A hand tapped him on the shoulder.
"Uhhhh… Sir?"
"WHAT!?" Lee turned around tears streaming down his face and eyes puffy from crying for 31 and ½ seconds.
"If you don't bring the lamp back right now I'm gonna have to call your mom, little boy."
"SASUKE! WTF! I didn't know you worked here!"
"I didn't either!" Looks around startled.
"The dimension that Sasuke came from must of took my fiancée, Fridgidare!" (Sob)
"Security! Remove this young boy from my store that I didn't even know I owned!" Sasuke yelled, as the security didn't run in.
"I'LL SAVE YOU LITTLE BRO!" Itachi used his weird- sharingan on Lee and had a weird- staring contest. Lee won and Itachi went over to a corner and covered his eyes with his violet colored nails in fear while crying. Then Naruto walked in.
"WTH! I was walking to Ichiraku's noodle shop to get some ramen and instead ended up here! And I repeat, WTH!? BELIEVE IT!"
"Hey Sasuke when did you start working here?"
"I dunno I kind of inherited it or something maybe, I DON'T KNOW WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THESE HARD QUESTIONS FOR MY LITTLE TINY BRAIN!" Very Emo Sasuke yelled. Sasuke suckz
"I DON'T KNOW!" Naruto replied, staring blankly.
"Neji can I go now?" Catsura whined as they also walked into the shop. Neji was so bling pimp style, you could not look at him without 9 pairs of sunglasses on.
"Do you want me to smack you with my awesome pimp-cane?"
"No, but I'm NOT YOUR HOE FOR THE LAST TIME!" Catsura yelled fed up with Neji insisting on her being his hoe. Neji raised his awesome pimp cane above his head ready to do some serious smack down on Catsura.
"AHHH! Okay, okay! I'm your hoe!"
"Yes you are." Neji replied triumphantly, while smiling evilly. Everyone was staring at the two very shocked except Naruto who was trying to keep from laughing so loud that everyone thought he would explode.
That day everyone hung out at the LAMP SHOP! That Sasuke never knew he owned.
C-chan: Well, that was random. O.O
Catsura: Ummm… I'm not gonna comment. O.O
T-Strife: Rrrroooooowr ft ft hiss, top that.
C-chan: No. Well R&R peaps! Hey you notice that review button at the bottom of the screen? You notice it doesn't say 'Please' after it? WELL IT'S BECAUSE IT'S A DEMAND BIOTCH!
T-Strife: Maybe maybe not, muuhaha! Cool I have an evil laugh! One more time! Muuhaha!
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Sound effects by T-Strife.