Whoo boy, ain't this purdy. Not only is this a random two-shot, but it features the Calamari Crew (Red and Koral, specifically).
Anyways, I had this idea be in my head for some reason. And mind you, this might not get finished, and I might delete it since I don't make rated M fics. But I'll let this first start go right ahead. I really like Galeem as a villain. :p
#GALEEMISMYSPIRITANIMAL
*bleep*
Anyway, here's the first part I put for no reason XD.
P.S.: If you don't know who the Calamari Crew is, don't confuse Red with Redd. Both of them are two completely different people.
In Inkopolis, throughout one of the cities beside it, there is the home of two fellow citizens. Red is an Inkling with red hair, with part of the tentacle sticking out on the right. He wears a red Squidvader Cap on his head. He also wears a dark red sweater, black shorts, and red hi-horses.
While his sister, Angelina, an Inkling girl with pink hair lived beside with him, Red also has an Octoling wife named Koral. Koral is an Octoling with light blue, short hair. Most of the time, she wore a black shirt with a gray sweater, black shorts, and gray boots. And she wore glasses as well.
She was an Octoling who was originally in DJ Octavio's army. But there was a situation that she remembers all to well, leading to her getting betrayed by her team. So she left the army. And she couldn't be more happy now that she is with Red.
Being married for a couple years now, they had two children, and adopted one. The first child was Sapphire, an Inkling girl with small, lavender hair, and a small hat as well. The second one, the adopted one, is Bellus, who is an Octoling girl with a small ponytail, and wears a maroon beanie. And finally, there is Navy, an Octoling boy with an afro. They couldn't be much more happier that they were together as a family.
But with every family... comes a moment where something happens, and is never forgotten.
*scene: another world, consumed in light*
"Ah... what another great day of living on my new world." A voice said. The camera turns, and what is seen is...
Wait... who was saying that again.
"*ahem* You fool! I'm right over here! Turn to me!" The voice commanded.
"Oh! Right away, sir!" Another voice said. The camera turns more to the right, and what is turned to is a giant ball of light. It was way too close, so the camera zooms out. The ball of light was surrounded by white wings. On the other side of those wings, they were glowing shades of orange, to shades of blue.
"That's better. I cloned you all for a reason, you know." The ball of light chuckled.
"That is true, Lord Galeem. Anything for you." The other voice said. The person, or object in this case, that was holding the camera was a giant, right hand glove. How is he able to record and hold a camera at the same time!
"Put the camera down, Master Hand. We can already view our new world we created." Galeem commanded.
"S-Sure thing, Lord." Master Hand stuttered, then turned the camera off and put it aside.
"Now... dare I ask, what do you plan to do today, eh?" Galeem asked. He extends on of his wings to the left, and he grabbed a cup of beer. Despite being a LITERAL BALL OF LIGHT WITH NO MOUTH WHATSOEVER...
he drinks some of it.
"Not much. The fighters are gone, and there's no one that can stop us." Master Hand replied.
"Yes, yes. While that's true, there's still other universes, you know." Galeem reminded as he set the beer back down. It turns out that Galeem was in front of a white desk, with his core sitting on a white chair, and his wings letting loose.
"Well, what do you want to see, Lord Galeem?" Master Hand asked.
"I dunno, pick something. I want to see some people." Galeem ordered. The Master Hand did a thumbs up motion, then floats away.
"Geez, what else would these f**kers want? I just want to be happy now that I re-created this world." Galeem thought. He looked around him. The background was a bright, blue sky. Most of it was covered with bright, yellow clouds, with a pink glow to some of it.
"Lord Galeem! I have found someone!" Master Hand squealed.
"There's no d**n way. How could you possibly find someone this fast?" Galeem groaned.
"Just trust me! Come see this!" Master Hand insisted.
"This better be good. If you lie, you'll be fearing the power of both my light and hell combined." Galeem threatened. Master Hand motioned Galeem to follow him, so he did.
"Here! Check this out!" Master Hand cheered as he handed Galeem a smartphone. The lord of light looks into it. And what he sees was what he was not expecting.
An Inkling, an Octoling, and their three kids, just playing around. The lord of light knows he met Inklings before, but he never expected this.
"So... this was what you wanted to show me?" Galeem asked.
"Yes! I was wondering if you want to do anything about these three." Master Hand requested. Galeem put on of his wings on the bottom of his core, pretending it's a chin, and he's rubbing it.
After a few more seconds, Galeem just shakes his core up and down.
"I got just the plan to bring these two here." He said evilly. His giant wings spin around, summoning something. It turns out to be a bunch more Master Hands.
"Okay, you, you, you, you, and you, see these five cephalopods right here? Get them and bring them here." Galeem commanded as he pointed to random Master Hands. The Hands just thumbs up and then snap their fingers, which teleports them.
"And you. You're gonna be my little assistant for my plan with these two." Galeem said to the Master Hand beside him.
"You got it, Lord Galeem. Consider it done." The Hand responded.
*some time later*
"Ugh! Let us go, you stupid, giant hand!" A voice yelled. The camera- oh you know what, forget it. There is no camera.
One of the Master Hands were carrying Red in their grasp. Beside him, another Master Hand was carrying Koral.
The Hands throws the two cephalopods, and soon, bars went down. They were inside a tiny cell.
"Ugh... well, this is a nice day gone wrong, isn't it, babe?" Red asked Koral.
"Yeah, I agree." She replied. But then she started to get scared once she realized something.
"Wait, where are they? Where are the kids?!" She yelled in fear. One of the Master Hands point to the east. Red and Koral look, and they see their children in another cell, crying loudly, while three other Master Hands were teasing them.
"I have to go out there and save them!" Koral shouted.
"Babe! Wait!" Red screamed. Koral turned into her octopus form to try and slip through the bars. But instead, not only did it zap her, but there was a bright light that beamed right in her face.
"AH! MY EYES!" She shrieked.
"Trying to escape the cell? That's hilarious. I expected more from people like you." A godly voice said.
"Who's there? Show yourself!" Red commanded.
"Grah ha ha ha ha ha ha! You have expected little from seeing me! Prepare to be consumed in light!" The voice laughed. And then a second later, the lord of light jumps in front of them from outside the bars, his wings high in the air.
"GALEEM IN DA HOUSE!" He screamed.
"Uh... what?" Red asked. There was a few seconds of silence.
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"Yeah, I dunno. That sounded way cooler in my head." Galeem said with a shrug.
"W-Who are you? What are we doing here?" Koral asked.
"I am Galeem, the lord of light," Galeem explained, "I am the one who made this world that you see around you right now. The word I live in is now consumed in light, and it's all thanks to me. You'll have to thank my Master Hand pals, though. They were the ones who did this."
The Master Hand who was asked to be Galeem's assistant floats over to them.
"Why would you take us though?" Red asked.
"Nothing much, actually. I just thought you two seemed like nice little cephalopods, you know what I mean?" Galeem responded.
"Why did you kidnap our kids? They get lonely, you know! Let me out of here!" Koral cried as she kept on shaking the bars.
"Grah ha ha, no can do. You guys are in separate cells for the time being. But don't worry. Your kids are in good hands." Galeem explained.
"Many hands, to be exact." Master Hand added.
"Come on! We could take you! You just don't know when someone will come and save us!" Red shouted proudly.
"Eh heh. About that... in this world, everyone is dead. Except me. And these a**holes." Galeem groaned. Red got surprised by that. There was no chance that someone will come to save them anytime soon.
"Please don't hurt us. Just leave the kids alone!" Koral yelled.
"Well, you are gonna be consumed in light." Galeem said. But then he stopped, and looked at the two more carefully. He mostly paid attention to their bodies.
Galeem had an idea, then he silently chuckled to himself.
"Master Hand, take him to the torture cell. We'll give him a tickle torture." Galeem demanded. Master Hand rushed out at Red, and grabbed him. Then, in a split second, the Master Hand teleported, taking Red with him.
"Y-You brute! What have you done with Red?!" Koral screamed.
"I simply gave him a passport to a little something I like to call 'tickles'." Galeem chuckled.
"Y-You wouldn't do that to him!" Koral cried.
"I don't give a f**king d**n, you c**ksucking a**hole." Galeem exclaimed. Koral gasped at the amount of explicit words shouted in one simple sentence.
"But... I have an idea for what I'll do to you." Galeem said evilly. He looked at Koral's body again. The glare definitely creeped her out.
"So you know what... instead of consuming you in light, I'm gonna f**k you instead." Galeem finalized.
"You better stay away from me, Red, and the kids. I don't know who you are, but you look like you're up to no good." Koral commanded.
"Heh heh heh... sure I will." Galeem said sarcastically. His wings grew bigger, and they circled around him. Galeem's core disappeared, and the wings spun faster. Koral had no idea what was happening, but it couldn't be good.
The wings were spinning faster and faster. And soon the stopped and dropped to the floor. And then what stood in front of her now was similar to a human. It was bald, and the skin was similar to the glowing parts of Galeem's wings. And the colors kept on changing. The height was also slightly taller than Koral.
This human form also wore cream, long pants, and also a bright yellow shirt, with small wings as the decals. In the middle of the shirt was a decal of Galeem's core.
Particularly, this literally is Galeem's core. Cause there was a giant hole in the shirt to save room, and show the core itself to the Octoling.
"How's this on for size?" Galeem asked. And he was literally speaking in the human form instead of the core.
"How's that really gonna change anything?" Koral groaned.
"Many things, miss. The rest of your life, maybe." Galeem replied. And he walked to Koral. To her surprise, Galeem passed through the bars with ease, not needing to squeeze through.
"Before you question it, I'm the lord of light. I can do that since I made this world." Galeem interrupted Koral before she can even speak.
"Are you still gonna try to consume us in light? You do know the kids are worried about us right now." Koral said sadly.
"Don't worry about them. Focus your eyes on me. And my sex. You should also focus on my sex." Galeem responded with a shrug.
"Oh, Red. I hope you're okay." Koral mumbled. She was really worried about the other members of her family. But, luck be against her, Galeem heard the sentence.
"Geez... have you really stepped on honey lately?" Galeem asked. And then he extends his right hand, and it touched Koral's rear end. Koral ended up getting more scared and embarrassed, her face turning a dark blue color.
"Cause you got a sweet a**." Galeem finished his sentence, a smirk on his human form's face.
"YOU'RE A PERVERT!" Koral screeched.
"Yeeeeeaaaaahhh... I don't get that a lot. Anyways, let's f**k." Galeem responded, his smirk going wider. Galeem pushes Koral to the floor, trapping her in his grasp.
To be continued...
Author's Note: And there we go XD. Yeah, this story takes place in the universe where Galeem kills Dharkon, and consumes the world in light killing the other fighters. Remember, this is random. This story might get deleted sometime soon, and I'll think about it.
Red and Koral belong to the Calamari Crew, and Galeem and Master Hand belong to Nintendo (obviously).
Anyway, have a great day, and see you next time where this story might go away. :p