A/N: A friend helped me come up with the idea, she doesn't have any stories yet, her user name is Half of Twin. So yeah. This is a short chapter but you can go read other Alice in Wonderland gnome parodies if you don't like it.
Chapter 1:
Hayley was walking around singing about orange spoons one day when she noticed a little gnome, because as everyone knows, gnomes are real.
"What a cute gnome!" She said as she patted it's hat. "Where are you going?" She called out as she followed the gnome, when it dropped into a hole.
"A gnome hole! Nothing weird about that at all! I'm going to jump into it! Weeee!" Hayley could be a bit strange sometimes.
"The chosen one is here!" Cheered many gnomes when Hayley hit the ground of what looked like an airport, maybe delta.
"Where am I?" Hayley asked.
"You're at the gnomeport, it's in wonderland, it's how one can get to Gnomeland."
"Oh, okay." Hayley wasn't confused by this at all.
"You must stop the pink queen! She is the red queens cousin, and she is de-gnomifying all the gnomes by cutting off their hats!"
"Don't you have the white queen's cousin?"
"Yes, the black queen, but all she does is complain about life and cuts herself." One of the gnomes answered.
"Okay." Hayley said, still not confused what so ever.
"Lets go!" They all get on the plane and Hayley orders a bag of peanuts, like this is an everyday thing. When they got to Gnomeland, there was a wide open grassy plain, then she realized she was on a gnome course, and moved just before the gnome ball hit her in the head. It looked exactly like a golf ball, with a gnome hat.
"This is where the black queen lives. Emo Forest."
"I'll go visit her." Hayley said as they gave her a map to get to the black queen's emo cottage. As she was skipping through the forest a voice stopped her.
"I am the narrator." The voice said. "You do know what a narrator is, don't you?"
"Yes."
"And you're still not confused?"
"Nope."
"I'm sending in a gnome to do a face palm." A gnome went up to Hayley, did a face palm, and walked away.
"Bye Narrator, I'm going to the black queen's emo cottage." And she was off.
"How did I ever get sucked into being the narrator for this story?" The voice left.
"Hey emo queen!" Hayley said as she skipped into the emo cottage.
"This is gothopolis!" The black queen declared.
"Whatever, we need to defeat the pink queen."
"Pink." The black queen sounded traumatized.
"Kay, I'm gonna go party with the gnomes." And she left