The twins looked around in their new home. A man and a woman had taken them in to be their new pets. Well the twins weren't too thrilled about it. It was a big fancy house with many rooms and expensive things.
"Jerrie and Teazer would have their day made for them", Cori said. "Imagine all they can steal here…"
"Or all they could break", Tanto said dryly. "Do we have to stay here?"
"Maybe… if we like it…"
"That would need to be a miracle for that to happen."
Suddenly there was a sound behind them and they saw a fat house cat looking at them.
"So you are the ones my masters took home", is said dryly. "Two strays."
"We are Strays and former Jellicles thank you very much", Cori spat at the cat that reminded them of Bustopher Jones.
"Well I don't care about if you are Strellicles or former Jays. All I care about is line and species I am a Persian and I don't give much for mixed street cats."
"Mixed", Tantomile yelled "We'll have you know mister that we:"
Both: We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you please
Now we're looking over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while
Cori stopped when he suddenly saw a fish swimming in a bowl and nudged his sister with his shoulder.
Ori:Do you see that thing swimming round and round
Mil: Yes
Ori: Maybe we can reach on in and make it drown
"Now wait just a minute", the house cat said and hurried after them as they climbed onto the table.
Mil: If we sneaking up upon it carefully
Ori:There will be head for you and a tail for me
"Now hang on", the house cat bellowed and the twins jumped off the table without the fish… The house cat chased them around the room but suddenly Tantomile stopped and grabbed her brother's tail.
Mil: Do you hear what I hear
Ori: Oh a baby cry
Mil: Where we finding baby there's milk nearby
Both: And if we look in baby buggy there could be
Mil: Plenty of milk for you and also some for me
The house cat ran after them as they went to the stairs and swiped at them.
"Get out", he bellowed and the twins shrugged and took off.
"We wouldn't dream on staying at this dump anyway", Tanto said.
"Come on Mil let's bail this jail."
Later on they walked into the Stray's caryard and MQ ran up to them.
"Hey Ori, hey Mil", they said.
"Hey MQ", they said.
"Where have you been", Quaxo asked. "Ad's been worried about you Mil."
"Well we just left a prison and a copy of BJ", Ori said as they walked past MQ.
"Oh", Misto asked.
"Yup", Mil said. "And we caused some havoc to do it."
"Who are you", Quaxo grinned.
"That's simple Q", Tantomile said.
Both: We are Siamese if you please…
Just a silly oneshot I came up with when I heard the song. The song is The Siamese song from Lady and the Tramp