Note: Umm...yeah. I know it's June, but I'm writing a frickin' Christmas story!
Disclamer: I don't look talented and imaginitave, do I? I'm not Natsuki Takaya of Frickin A or whoever owns Wal-Mart.
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Christmas break. Not his favorite holiday. In fact, Kyo hated it. The whole frickin' family gets together. In fact...it was kind of scary. Mostly the whole mistletoe thing. Last year he was tricked under it with Kagura, and the year before that...he shuttered.
"Are you cold?" Tohru asked, placing something on the counter.
"Is...that..." Kyo said.
"Umm...it's a meatloaf." Tohru said.
"No...it's a fruitcake! Geez! You know no one eats that crap!" Kyo yelled.
"Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, I just wanted to have something nice and Christmas-y before you all go to the main house." Kyo slapped his forehead.
"No, it's okay, I guess." he said.
-Fast Foward to Next Day-
"Here we are!" Shigure announced.
"Nice to know. We could kind of tell." Kyo folded his arms.
"Shut up, stupid cat." Yuki said. "Anyway, we all know this is going to end up badly, so--"
"Hey!" Shigure said. "We are staying with Aaya!" The boys cursed Shigure in their minds, then entered a nearby building. They walked in just in time to see Hiro fall on his face.
"Just get another box of wine or something!" Haru-for some odd random reason was Black Haru- snapped sarcastically. "Ah, look what the cat dragged in!"
"What?" Kyo yelled at the cow.
"Yeah, that's right! You're top of my shitlist, so shut the hell up!" he yelled back.
"Alright, stupid cow, you wanna--" Kyo started when he heared a shreik.
"Shii, what are you doing?" Momiji yelled. Ayame was, for who knows why or how, sleeping. He was snoring rather loudly. Shigure was walking aroud, giving everyone something. He handed one to Kyo, who threw it back.
"You sick pervert!" he yelled as Akito stood on a table, and had Hatori as a gutarist, Kureno on the bass, and Ritsu as a drummer. She was singing. Badly, I might add.
"Yeah? Well, I blame my acid reflux! and Ritsu! He's a sucky drummer!" she yelled.
"I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! I'LL STOP BEING A DRUMMER FOREVER BUT PUNISH ME! PUNISH MEEE!" Ritsu yelled.
Kyo walked out of the room and by the bathroom when someone pullled him in.
"Hi." Kagura said innocently. After a while, there was a tap on the door.
"Hey, are you okay in there?" Yuki asked. Kyo grabbed his shirt and they left and entered th room again. Akito had been thrown out (probably a result of the sucky performance) and Hatori stood on a chair.
"Okay, time to open presents." he said, handing out random boxes to random people.
"Oh, great." Kyo said. 'This is going back to Wal-Mart'. he thought. 'Tommrow.'
He watched the odd dysfunctional family wander around.
"Shoot me now."
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Author's note: Yay! Done BEFORE Naruto! Well, review! Yes, this is odd and random but I came up with the idea when I was doing the dishes when the song was stuck in my head. Just so you know. And I heared somewhere drummers and bass playersare hot. Probably from Kay-chan, she's weird like that.