A/N Hallo! Welcome to my drabble scrapbook, where I will jot down the miscellaneous ideas that pop into my mind. I also take requests for drabbles, and they will also be put here along with your PN. The two fandoms I will be using for these drabbles are Bioshock (games 1 and 2), and, of course, Death Note. Sometimes both at once. I will take Bioshock OC's, but not Death Note ones. I own nufink in deese storez e'sept for the ideazezez, okey? (Brain e'splodes from too much baby-ish talk.) Anywho, enjoy!
On with the story, Kyuu!~
Diner
Death Note
BB and L go to a fancy restaurant.
BB: Oh, god, Ryuga, PLEASE do not embarrass us here!
L: *to the waiter* I would like to see the dessert menu, please…
BB: -facepalms-
Waiter: Umm… Okay? What would you like, Mister?
BB: (Hmm... This'll show L!) Do you have any strawberry jam? Just plain strawberry jam?
L: Rue, now is not the time to-
BB: If you get sweets, I get jam!
L: No!
BB: And stop with that sitting position! We're in public! You do NOT need your deductive abilities here!
L: Kira could be in this restaurant.
BB: No! He couldn't!
(At another table)
Light: -looks around confused, shrugs, goes back to eating his chowder (effin chowda in da' hood)-
(Back with the clones)
Waiter: -backs away slowly-
BB: If I don't get jam, you don't get cake!
L: You will not eat just plain jam in public!
BB: Look who's talking, Mr. Monkey-Toes!
…And so this childish quarrel went on like that for exactly 27 minutes and 18.357309203 seconds, before both men settled on eating the dinner mints and leaving to go to the nearest Baskin Robbins.
(Meanwhile, at Matsuda's house)
Matsuda: Whew! What a hard day at work! Two L's, and one of them wanted JAM? Who would've guessed!
END
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