Author's Notes: Well, this is, again, a drabble. Crack drabble. I discovered a new concept while reading yaoi and wondered about it, then suddenly had the urge to write about Ryo doing it to Kaito. Of course, because that's one of my OTPs. So, here we go.

Disclaimer: Mermaid Melody is not a yaoi porn show, therefore, it's not mine.

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Fisting

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"So you did it with him last night?" Nagisa.

"Yeah." Ryo.

"Who was on top?" Subaru.

"Me, of course, I'm more experienced..." Ryo answered casually.

Kaito reddened and continued to press his ear to the Pearl Piari room's door. How dare Ryo tell the other guys about their experiences last night?!

"You should've known that, Subaru." Masahiro said.

"Whatever."

"You should try something kinkier tonight," Rihito advised. "Subaru enjoys fisting - "

"Shut up!" Kaito could practically hear the scientist's face color. The others had started to giggle. What was fisting...?

Curiosity overwhelmed him, and he opened the door. "Hey, guys."

"Kaito!" There was a note of gratefulness in Subaru's voice.

"We were just talking about you," Nagisa mentioned.

"Yeah, I couldn't help but overhear. By the way, what's fisting?"

The others looked at each other and burst into laughter. Kaito flushed angrily. "Come on, I just wanna know! It's not my fault I joined your group late; I was really convinced that I was straight, y'know, do you think it's funny that I'm inexperienced?!"

The group sobered. "You're right, we're sorry," Ryo told him solemnly. Then a smirk spread across his face, and he tilted his head to the left a notch. Nagisa, Subaru, Masahiro, and Rihito knew what signal meant; they quickly shuffled out of the room. The musician in the group closed the door behind him.The two redheads were now in the room...with a bed...all alone...

"So, you want to know what fisting is," Ryo purred seductively, running his index finger in empty circles on the bedsheets.

"Stop all your seductive crap and tell me," Kaito huffed, crossing his arms with a pout. Regardless of what he said, he was still getting a hard-on, though...

"You're mean, Kaito-chan." Ryo smiled. "How about I show you?" In one fluid motion, he pulled down his boyfriend's pants. He knew from experience that he didn't wear anything underneath.

"But...I...what the fu - " Kaito stammered, completely exposed.

Ryo licked his lips. "Now, I'll demonstrate."

And he promptly shoved his fist up his boyfriend's ass.

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I make myself laugh. Well then, please R&R, you'll make me very happy!