Title: You Don't Impress me much
To the tune of: That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain
Author's Note: This is a parody told from House's pov. It's him, expressing his "humble opinion" of the ducklings.
Disclaimer: I don't own House, the ducklings, the song, or anything House or song related, much to my chagrin.
You Don't Impress Me Much
I've known a few docs who thought they were pretty smart
But your attempts at being right are down to an art
You've tried being a genius and a know-it-all
But no matter what you try I'm still the one to call
Ooh, you try so hard to be special
Oh no, you're in for something else
Okay, so you were top of your class -
That don't impress me much
So you've got the brains but that's just not enough
Now don't get me wrong, now I know that you're bright
But being a smart kid from the ghetto doesn't mean that you're right
That don't impress me much
I've never seen a girl who refused to believe in god and prophets
But carry her heart on her sleeve - just in case
You're trying to make people good without an edge - what a shocker
'Cause heaven forbid they watch their backs in this place
Ooh, you try so hard to be special
Oh no, you're in for something else
Okay, so you're optimistic-
That don't impress me much
So you've got the heart but you need to be tough
Now don't get me wrong I'm aware that you're liked
But that won't guarantee you survive the world's strife
That don't impress me much
You're one of those guys who likes to act like he's keen
But when it comes to your job you're usually mistaken
It's hard to believe you're wrong more than you're right
Now come on, just admit it, you had help in med. school, right?
Ooh, you try so hard to be special
Oh no, you're in for something else
Okay, so your dad made a call -
That don't impress me much
You've got somethin' to prove now try to back it up
Now I'm rarely wrong, so choosing you will prove right
But not if you insist on avoiding work through life
That don't impress me much
You all think you can prove that as a team you are tough
Now you won't prove yourselves by ignoring my advice
You know I'm nothing short of humble but brilliant in my own right
And you don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're doctors or something?
That don't impress me