XiXi: Hello, everybody, and welcome to 'Ask the Characters Questions!' This is the show where you, the readers ask them, the FullMetal Alchemist characters, questions! I'm only doing it from Brotherhood, though, so sorry if anyone had questions for characters from the original series. Hey, Edward. Turn around.
Ed: Um, okay? -turns around-
XiXi: -glomps from behind- NINJA GLOMP! You're so short! It's so easy to glomp you!
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE CAN'T EVEN REACH THE TOP SHELF AT THE STORE!
XiXi: REALIZATION! If Roy loves dogs...and Ed is considered a dog of the military...
Roy: OH, GROSS! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT AT ALL!
Ed: Uh...NO COMMENT.
XiXi: Technically, no comment is a comment.
Ed: No comment means I don't have anything I have to say about the subject.
XiXi: ...-says this very quickly- Roy loves Ed! -normal speed- I almost forgot about rules! The rules are...Nothing above T leveled questions. You can ask a character to do something, but don't make every single question like that. I will allow yaoi stuff, just 'cause I'm like that. Well...that's about it! Review!
Everyone: BYEEEEEEEE~!