Wassup family? I just finished The S.H.I.E.L.D Falls and it felt goooooooood! I have weird hobbies. For example, I enjoy making up YouTube sketches and stuff like that that will never, ever make it online. So, as a substitute, I'm laying down some of my ideas for Honest Trailers (originally made by Screenjunkies) for Disney movie. . I'll start with this one.
This Valentine's day, prepare to relive Walt Disney's interpretation of a novel that set the standard for uninspired writers, filmmakers and fanfiction writers trying to make love stories…Nicolas Sparks.
Lady and the Tramp
Meet Lady, an adorable, wealthy belle, by dog standards of course, who is the centerfold of a rich couple's attention ..until the wife gets pregnant.
Meet Tramp, a street-smart stray playa whose family is non-existent.
When these 2 find each other, he will eavesdrop on her, exaggerate everything, and not care to look behind him while they're escaping together. What a great boyfriend.
When Lady's owners go on a trip to somewhere we never learn, Lady is left with the worst baby/dogsitter ever who will; wake up the baby by screaming, let her cats roam free without getting permission from the owners of the home, leave the baby's window open during a lightning storm, and let Lady run away and not give 2 sh*ts about her. Real smart choice, Darling.
When Lady is saved by some random mindless street dogs, Tramp will teach her the glories of street life like; sneaking into a zoo, chasing chickens, and getting caught and taken to a pound. Why does he call her a pigeon?
A film that will teach you all that all it takes is 15 seconds and a rat to solve your relationship problems, and that if a dog barks three times after being given a menu, you should give him spaghetti.
Prepare to relive the horrible Italian stereotypes, the annoying howling, and the teeth whistling.
Starring; Bane (Lady), Taylor Swift (Tramp), Scooby-Doo (Trusty), Scotty from Stark Trek (Jock), the Olsen Twins (Si and Am), Slender Man (Jim Dear), Ke$ha (Peg), Ripper Roo (The Hyena), and the Star of the next movie (Scamp at the end).
Lady and the Tramp. How adorable.
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