Lol! I just came across this when I was going through old files. This was my first fanfiction when I didn't know when fanfiction was, I had never heard of the site or anything. I wrote this when I was in the like the third grade and now I'm in high school. I certainly don't think this would happen now, but this what I thought after reading the first three books I think…anyway. I made no edits to this, so this was my writing to the word when I was eight. ENJOY!

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Disclaimer: Clearly I don't own HP according to this story you wouldn't want me to.

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Harry Potter and the Beast of the Forbidden Forest

Book 43

Chapter 1

Today is Harry's birthday; he is turning 54 today and just worked his way up to headmaster from teaching Care of Magical Creatures. Harry and Hermione were married. Hermione was teaching herbology. But Harry promoted her to assistant head master.

Chapter 2

After all Hogwarts students were asleep all the staff threw a party for Harry and after that Snape was still hanging out for the job headmaster at age 83 and told Snape he needed to retire and if he refused then Harry would fire him because he knew how the kids felt about him and he would never get the job.

Chapter 3

A few months later Hogwarts got a report from the M.O.M. (Ministry of Magic) and here is what it said:

Dear Harry Potter,

We would like to inform you and your school there is a hazardous beast near your school most likely inside the Forbidden Forest. Keep alert and let no student out of Hogwarts unless a teacher gives permission and also goes with them to the requested area. If you encounter this horrible beast you must start doing "The Twist".

Until further notice,

Ministry of Magic

Chapter 4

The next day at breakfast Harry explained the letter to the students but didn't know what "The Twist" was. Hermione explained. She knew because she grew up with muggles.

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That's all, I'm not going to waste my time continuing this; I just thought someone would get a kick out of it. It's just funny cuz now I absolutely despise the Harry/Hermione ship, not to bash anyone's ship.

-Kat