Yes, I'm aware this might be awkward but I had every attention of it being that way. Just remember whether you think this is good, sucks, or really has no point I don't care- as long as my review box is full, agreed?
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Agent Sands was an awkward guy
Who made cooks all cry
See, if their meal was yummy
He'd shoot them to balance society
Other of days, he would rant
If you were a Mexican or a Mexicant
That's pretty much as far as I'm going to go
So let's begin the Agent Sands Show
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Agent Sands was
strolling along
Singing his kick ass theme song
When suddenly their was a sound
So he began to look around
When unexpectedly he saw something from afar
This gave poor Sands much alarm
For he saw much to his dismay
An angry cook heading right his way
Who was trying to get his revenge alone
Because Sands killed his brother Pueblo
"You ate the pork and he died," the cook exclaimed
As Sands turned to run away
"Now Pueblo Pork Corporation not a success,"
The cook shouted about the business
The chef took out his meat knife
Attending on a handsome fight for life
When it hit Sands suddenly
That he had a scheme of pure trickery
He carried out his brilliant plan
"Would you make me a pork," he asked the man
The cook grew flattered and made him one
As Agent Sands thought- victory won
The cook watched Sands finish his last bite
And take out his gun to finish the fight
"Now that I ate your pork and liked it, you see,"
He said, "I can kill you to balance out society"
The angry cook let out a scream in fear
As the agent approached near
And made an end to the even mention alone
To any refer to that Pueblo
End.