I think I'm crazy, uploading another fanfiction when there's people waiting for "I'll teach you a lesson," the other fanfic I'm working on. BUT!! I never seem to get this idea out of my head and I thought it would be fun… So yeah, here it is my latest fanfiction!! Please enjoy!!
Warning: It's somewhat like Wallflower/Perfect Girl Evolution. Only a little.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Wallflower/Perfect Girl Evolution
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"You can't be serious, Tsunade!"
"But I am serious, so start packing and get the hell out of here!"
"That's so unfair! Why don't you live in your house instead of kicking me out of my house?"
"Because I said so, now go!"
This is some kind of bad joke, is it? Yeah, that's it. There's no way she can be serious…
"Sakura, I am serious so now get the hell out of here and start packing! Hurry, or your driver is going to get there without you!"
Of all things she has done to me, this is the worst.
Sakura, because her mom and dad passed away when she was 5 years-old, was living peacefully with her family's inheritance and help of her other aunt, Shizune, until today. You see, her loud, rich, gambling, drinking, and super hot, bad-ass aunt, Tsunade, just randomly came into her house and told her to get out. She asked why, and all Tsunade said was that she was to live in Tsunade's mansion.
Sakura, not being able to take the fact quietly, started interrogating her aunt about why the hell she, the owner of the freaking house, should leave. All her aunt said was that she was going to live in Sakura's house, when she has a freaking mansion. Sakura started rampaging, and Tsunade started rampaging too. Shizune tried to stop them, but she couldn't even get close to them. They started throwing things around and Sakura's house was a mess.
Now Sakura, being a good girl calmed down first and started packing. Her aunt was crazy, she knew that. So like other times she said the crazy things, she will be an adult in her fight with Tsunade, and get this thing over with. Look on the bright side: Her aunt's mansion was huge, like a castle, and the beach was right in front of it. So maybe she'll have a good time!
"You don't need to bring your clothes, Sakura. I already have sets of clothes for you in your room."
Than what is I supposed to pack? My bed? My closet? What?
"On second thought, you don't need to pack anything. Just go downstairs and get the hell out of my house!"
OH, so my house is now hers. Frustrated, she got changed and started stomping her way out of her room and went to downstairs, where a limousine was waiting for her. She got in and when she closed her door, it started driving immediately. The driver spoke.
"Miss Sakura, I'll take you to Tsunade-sama's mansion. It will be a long ride. Please let me know if you need anything."
"How long is it going to be?"
"About 3 hours, Miss Sakura."
Three freaking hours. What was she going to do except staring out at the window? Well, I could use some sleep. Her mind set, she closed her eyes and leaned onto the window beside her. She drifted into her sleep fast, because when Tsunade woke her up and kicked her out, it was only 6 o'clock in the morning. She let the darkness eat her and drifted into deep, long, relaxing sleep.
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"Okay… so we're supposed to live with this girl named Sakura…"
"… and we're supposed to fix this girl's problem…"
"…and if we don't we're going to have a worst nightmare and our rent will be tripled?"
"Hn."
"Tell me about it."
Four gorgeous looking guys were sitting on a chair with tea cup in their beautifully carved hands. The one with the spiky silver hair with a mask covering his lower face was oldest out of them all, named Kakashi. He was only 20-years old but started his teaching career in an early age. With him being graduated from Harvard University when he was 16 and having a body that a super model will be jealous of, people around him has absolutely no idea why he chose to be a high-school teacher when he could be more something much more… important. He was currently residing in his principal's mansion and was the only one who could pay his rent in time. He sipped out of his tea happily, his mind wondering why his principal would make him do something like this… He sighed. He could never understand what his principal is thinking.
The one next to his right was a boy with raven-hair whose hair looked like chicken-ass. His name was Sasuke, and he was a cold-hearted bastard with absolutely no interest in anything at all. You could very well call him emo if you want, but you'll have to be prepared for his fans, which included girls and boys, believe it or not. He was 16 years old and was in top of his class. He was, of course, currently residing on his school's principal's mansion, and again, nobody knows why on earth he would abandon his own mansion and come to live here. There were rumors that he was kicked out or he was abandoned, but none of them had any solid evidence. He was very frustrated about this situation. Their principal is making them babysit a girl. Very fantastic.
The one to Kakashi's left is a raven-haired boy with pale face. His name was Sai and he was the most sarcastic and bastard out of them all. Sure, there were some other boys who were annoying but they were not even allowed to be compared with Sai. He was that good at pissing someone off. Even Sasuke was pissed off at him! He was also 16, in the same class as Sasuke. He enjoyed drawing and also had plenty of fans of his own, which included girls and guys. Nobody knows why people likes him, even his fans, but they guessed it was because his well-defined body and his mysterious aura but handsome face. He was currently sipping out of his tea, kind of happy that he has another victim he could piss off. He was the only one who had a positive thought about this situation.
The one that sat across Kakahis was a boy with spiky blond hair and deep, sapphire blue eyes and six scars, which looked too much like whiskers, across his cheek. His name was Naruto, and he was the most enthusiastic out of them all. He was not sexy or hot with the exception of his body, which was second hottest out of them all, but he was cute and boyish, which was completely different from rest of his roommates. His dad was said to be the mayor, who was also known in here as 'hokage' and nobody has a freaking idea why he was residing here. Certainly, this group of roommates was full of mystery. And he was 16. He was also gorgeous and popular too, if one did not mention. One look at his fox-like grin and all the girls and guys started swooning over him, much to his annoyance. He was leaning back on his chair, frowning and thinking, which was very unusual for blond. He was thinking why granny-Tsunade would send her cousin, a girl to this mansion… Did she not know that all the girls will jump on him and his roommates when they set their eyes on them? After a moment of thinking, he shrugged it off. He'll never be able to figure out granny.
They sat in awkward silence, unable to make anything out of this situation. Surely, it was just a bad joke… right? But then again, their landlord was never a one to make joke so, that meant no, this was not a joke. Great, Naruto thought. There's going to be a fan living in a same house with us. Couldn't be any worse.
"Miss Sakura, we're here."
Oh great, that girl is here already, was what crossed their mind when they heard the death sentence. They're going to have absolutely no rest in their own house now.
"Well, it would be impolite to not greet her and we at least need let her know that we will not let ourselves be raped," Kakashi started with a sigh, "we'll go and say 'hi' to her. Like it or not, we'll be going to spend good-knows-how-long, so I'll suggest we get friendly with each other, but not too friendly. Now before you start complaining," he said raising his right hand, "She is Tsunade's cousin. We can't treat her like we do with rest of the fans. We have to at least try to be friendly with the girl. So no complaints, and let's start moving."
The three looked at Kakashi with such hatred in their gaze, but they knew he was right. They can't treat her like rest of the fans, or Tsunade will kick their ass to next century. They stood up in a painfully slow pace and walked up to the front gate. Nobody remembered that they were supposed to fix Sakura's problem, which was the entire reason why she was here. And they didn't know that they're going to experience something that they've never experienced in their entire life.
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"Miss Sakura, we're here."
Sakura looked at the driver who was currently opening the door for her to come out. She walked out of the door and inhaled deeply while stretching. Her aunt had the most amazing mansion she has ever seen and wanted to live in her house instead? Sure, be that way. She turned around and looked at the scenery that was spread before her. The sparkling, blue sea with white sand and few palm trees here and there… it was breathtakingly beautiful, even though she was no idea why on earth would there be a palm tree and white sand in Japan… oh well.
"Yo."
She turned around and looked at a guy with spiky silver hair with mask covering his lower half of the face waving at her. Next to him was a guy with a hair that reminded her of chicken ass. Next to that chicken-ass dude was a guy with pale face and raven hair, and last but not the least, a guy with spiky blond hair with… whiskers? Sakura immediately frowned. She does not like a bit that there is four guys standing in front of her. Not one bit.
"Who are you?"
They seemed to be surprised at her question before a guy with silver hair answered. "I'm Kakashi. The one standing next to me is Sasuke-"
"I have no interest in your names," she cut him off, which received a surprising look from four guys. "I just want to know what you're doing in my aunt's house."
They looked at each other for a moment before that silver hair dude answered. "Tsunade didn't tell you?"
"No, she did not tell me. What the hell is going on?"
They looked at each other, again, before the blond haired guy answered: "We're currently living here, paying rents to your aunt, Tsunade. You're going to be living with us. Were you not informed?"
Sakura could feel anger boiling inside her body. There was a steam coming out of her ears and her head was down, hiding her angry green eyes behind the bangs. She did not look up and said, "Of course I was not informed. Why would Tsunade bother to tell me about anything? I mean, it's not like she actually cared… Her whole purpose as living is torturing me…"
She had a very angry aura coming from her and nobody took this as a good sign. She started chuckling darkly, before she threw her head back and the chuckling turned in to a full blown laugh. Nobody thought she was sane anymore.
"Miss Sakura? Is something wrong-"
"Give me your cellphone. I'm calling that bitch right now." Her voice was dark and everybody flinched, even Sasuke and Sai, at her harsh voice tone. The driver looked scared for a moment. "Miss Sakura, I'm afraid that I cannot do that-"
"Give me the freaking phone or you'll be kicked all the way to next century."
The driver took a nervous step back, fear clearly evident in his face before handing her the phone with trembling hands. All the guys looked at the scene in front of then confusingly. Why would the driver hand her the phone? They recognized the driver and he also could be a bodyguard if needed to be. So why was he handing her his phone, and above all, in fear? Was she fearful?
They had no idea that they were going to get their answer soon… almost too soon.
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"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT I CAN MANAGE LIVING WITH THESE CREATURES? ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME, TSUNADE?!"
Sasuke watched, amused as the pink haired girl continue to scream at their principal. This girl was amusing, he has to admit. She was hot, wearing a black, tight t- shirt which was cut low, showing hint of her cleavage with short which was cut above her knees and blue sneakers, her pink hair reaching her waist and floating around like water. It wasn't that he didn't see a hot girl before, but there was something about her that was interesting.
He was surprised, that the first thing she showed in her face was a frown, not a smile or smirk, surprised that she did not faint or began swooning over them, surprised that she called them creatures. But then again, this whole thing could be an act to have them interested in her or catching them off guard… although he doubted that anyone could act this realistic, not even an actor. So he came to 2 conclusions: If she is not acting and really was uninterested with them, this could be pretty peaceful. If this was just an act, peace will be shattered and the girl should be a Hollywood star. If it was the former… than maybe this could be interesting after all.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? WHAT THE HELL? YOU EXPECT THAT THEY CAN FIX THE PROBLEM? ARE YOU TRULY OUT OF YOUR MIND?"
Oh yeah, now that the problem was mentioned… he heard something like they were going to have to fix her problem… What is the problem anyway?
"BUT THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY BETTER!! I STILL HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEM UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!"
What could it be… maybe she's afraid of bugs? She's ill-mannered? Her temper?
While Sasuke was lost in thought, the conversation (?) ended with Sakura closing the cell phone with loud smack. She inhaled and exhaled deeply, hoping to calm herself down. When she came down a little, she turned toward the driver and sent him a death glare before ordering him to go back and throwing him his cell phone, who caught it happily. The driver got into the car as fast as he can and disappeared before anyone could blink, leaving a massive cloud at the trail.
When he was gone, Sakura turned to the boys, who stared at her, looking bored although their brains were anything but bored. Sakura looked disgusted at the sight before speaking, "I heard that you don't know about my problem. Well, I have a problem with guys, men, boys, whatever human species that are not girl. So I'll warn you first hand," she lifted her right hand and put it on her hips. "Do not talk to me unless it is necessary. I will not take questions and I will not have a nice chit-chat with you bastards. Do not even spare me a glance or even acknowledge me. I do not want to be acknowledged by you species. Understood?"
"We can't do that," Kakashi started, "we're supposed to fix your problem with guys."
"Well," Sakura snapped, "I'm even disgusted breathing same airs as you species within 100 meters, so good luck with my cure. I don't know what Tsunade promised you, but I'll tell you first: forget it. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, I don't give a shit. I heard that you take turns for cooking and cleaning? Let me tell you, you do not need to cook mine or clean my room. I will be living on 5th storey and will be taking the entire story, including the bathroom and kitchen. What I do to my storey is my problem, so no need to clean there. Am I making myself clear?"
Kakashi shook his head, obviously disapproving the idea. "I'm sorry, but I need to cure you so I can get the free rent. You have to understand that Tsunade will make our life a living hell if we can't cure you."
"Well, come close to me and I will make your life miserable, understood?"
Kakashi just nodded, frightened and knowing that she will make his life living hell. Now he's only choice is to investigate and determine whether he'll follow Sakura or Tsunade. He was starting to think that this girl was exactly like Tsunade, which gave him a shudder.
"Good. Now if you will excuse me, I'll need to go inside and look into my storey."
She pushed Naruto out of the way and proceed walking into the mansion, not even looking back once.
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"Hey, Kakashi?"
"… Yeah?"
"if she hates guys, does that mean she's a lesbian?"
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The reason why Sakura hates men's guts will be revealed some time later... but for now, I hope you enjoyed the chapter.
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