Calvin walks onstage.
Voice: Know your Calvins, know your Calvins, know your Calvins, know your Calvins. Calvin... he wants to marry Susie right now.
(The audience goes "oohh" and laughs)
Calvin: What? No I don't.
Voice: Oh yeah, then why is Susie behind you, ready to kiss you?
(Calvin looks behind him. Susie was in wedding clothes, ready to kiss Calvin. He screams)
Calvin: I DON'T WANNA' MARRY YOU! (Pushes Susie away. She cries and runs away)
Voice: Calvin... he secretly hates Hobbes.
The audience cracks up.
Calvin: No way! If I DID secretly hate him, I would want to get rid of him!
(Calvin's temper starts to rise. He tries his best to control it)
Voice: Calvin... he records every Buzz on Maggie episode he sees and puts all of them into one DVD.
(The audience cries with laughter)
Calvin: WHAT? IT'S A GIRL SHOW! I DON'T EVEN LIKE IT! IT'S A COMPLETE MURDER TO G.R.O.S.S! WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
Voice: Susie did.
Calvin: ALL OF THIS IS A COMPLETE LIE!
Voice: Oh yeah? Then what's this?
(A DVD case clonks Calvin in the head. He reads it)
Calvin: THE BUZZ ON MAGGIE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON? &#! You made this! Not me! You're just making it look like Ilike it!
Voice: Calvin... he is such a scream face.
Calvin: YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Figuratively explodes with anger)
Voice: Now you know... Calvin... a scream face who likes girls, hates Hobbes, and loves to watch Buzz on Maggie.
Calvin: AAAAAAUUGGHH! DON'T GO AWAY! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU, MISTER! YOU HERE ME? I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!
(The voice was gone)
Calvin: YAAAAAAAAAA! THAT IS IT! I'M DONE WITH YOU!
(Calvin starts to march out of the studio)
Calvin: FOREVER!
(Calvin runs out of the studio to tell his parents about his day of torture. The voice guy looks at his list of people)
Voice: Okayyyyyyyyyyy... he is very angry right now. My next person is Hobbes.