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Chapter 001
In which Awesome becomes the guardian of Ping Pong

Mewtwo landed in a busy street. An old man walked up to him
"Would you like to become the guardian of our little village?" the elder asked
"Sure" Mewtwo said "I have nothing better to do"
Everyone started partying…

But seriously…

Mewtwo was flying over a massive forest. It had two months since the first movie. He left his clones with Mew and was now looking for a purpose. Awesome, because Mewtwo is awesome, lowered down towards a clearing. He looked around
I could have sworn I felt something here
Awesome walked over to a large tree. On the bark was large claw marks.
"Is someone there?"
The white Pokemon with a purple stomach and tail turned around. A little girl stood by a brown bush "Grandfather was right" she said
She ran over to Awesome and grabbed his hand
Hay!
"Please" the girl said, "Come with me"
Awesome raised an eyebrow but followed. They started walking moving through thick forest. Awesome looked down at the girl. She looked to be 12 years old. She was wearing a black sundress, which confused Awesome. She had a backpack with her and had a silly little 'I love cats' hat on her head. Eventually they came out of the forest.
Where are you taking me?
"You must come with me to my village. The elder would like to see you"
Awesome looked confused again. How do you know of me?
"Mew told us about you and that you would come here"
'Of course' Awesome thought to himself 'Damn woman doesn't know when to keep her mouth shut. Well screw her'

They walked into a small village. There were five houses and a large temple at the end. If you have a problem then imagine that place in Final Fantasy X where the hero meets Yuna.
I feel like I have been here before
"Have you played Final Fantasy X?" the girl asked
Of course
"This village was modeled after the first village"
The girl released Awesome's hand "Go to the temple. The elder is waiting"
Whatever
Awesome walked towards the temple. Everyone that saw him gasped. They muttered something under there breath like 'He is real' 'We are saved' and 'I can't believe I misplaced my car keys again'

"You new here?"
Mewtwo turned towards…Tidus?
Tidus? "You know me?" the young man asked Of course…Man I have been saying that a lot lately. I should stop now so I can say it again in later chapters. "You okay Mewtwo?" I'm Fine Anyway… Awesome walked over to the temple. He entered. Before him was a huge room with massive statues of people and Pokemon. A group of tourists took a couple of photos. Interesting
"Welcome Mewtwo"
An old man walked towards Awesome
Are you the village elder?
"I am" the old man said, "I'm Mr. Pepper but you can call me Mr. Pepper"
Mr. Pepper was about 60 years old. He was wearing red clothes and he had a green chili in his mouth. He had a green pepper on his head. Awesome shook his head 'Freak'
Why are there tourists here?
"They are here to see our temple. That and they pay well"
Why aren't you scared of me?
"Mew said you are harmless"
I see
Awesome went back to talking to himself 'When Mew goes into heat again I'm going to break her. Harmless my ass'
"Mewtwo" Mr. Pepper said, "We need your help"
What do you want?
"Our village is a dangerous place"
What? I think that chili in your mouth is messing with your brain. This village is small and nearly impossible to find. What dangers could there be in this place?
"Don't question Karma?" Mr. Pepper said, "Karma is like a cheap prostitute. She is easy and knows all the moves but when you question her she laughs at you…but she is all you can afford so you go back to her and she laughs at you again"
You have issues Mr. Pepper
"Whatever…our village is haunted by strange and powerful monsters. Weird crap happens here in our village and we need help"
What's the name of you village?
"Ping Pong"
WHAT?
"The village name is Ping Pong. Will you help us Awesome One?"
Will I get paid?
"Sure"
I'll do it
"Awesome" Mr. Pepper said
Yes?

Outside the village

"This is the pit of the sand sheep" Mr. Pepper said "They have been stealing our dope for over 3 years now. As the guardian Awesome you need to put a stop to this"
Sand sheep?
"Yes. They are dangerous, dope smoking, grass eaters"
The two were standing in front of a medium size hole, 1 meter in length.
Did you ever thing of covering up the hole?
"No why?"
Forget it. I'll do it
Awesome picked up a shovel and started covering up the hole.
Lazy bastards
"What was that?"
Nothing
Awesome continued to fill the pit and Mr. Pepper stood around. Just then a Lopunny showed up "What is this?" said the female sheep thing "A Mewtwo is covering up a hole Dirty"
"Aaah!" Mr. Pepper yelled "A talking sheep"
"Whatever" the Lopunny said, "I'm out Peace"
That was weird
"Get use to it Awesome" Mr. Pepper said "Ping Pong is a strange mistress that takes your money and laughs at you when you're naked"
Awesome shook his head. This is going to get very weird very quickly. He was already regretting his decision to become guardian of this place and it's only been 10 minutes.
What can you do?
They started laughing
"Shut up and fill the hole. Karma is waiting for me," Mr. Pepper said

On the next chapter

Arceus is the man when it comes to smiting people.