"Hey, Twilight!" Spike called as he walked into their home. "And you'll never guess what I found!"
"I'm a little busy, Spike." Twilight called from her room. "Actually, can you come up here and lend a hoof or two?"
Spike made his way up the stairs to Twilight's loft. He shuffled the item in his hands from one to another. He was quite unsure how to approach the topic because he was sure Twilight would be upset, but he just had to get it. It was quite the steal. He set it down as he entered the room. Unfortunately, he was unaware that he set it next to a currently off fan, but we'll get back to that later.
"Sure thing, Twi. What you need help with?"
"I need you to run and grab the girls. I've been doing the math, and all of the signs point to the same conclusion." Twilight stated. "It's a big announcement."
"Well, what is it?"
"You'll find out with the others. Just go while I set things up."
"I'm on it, Twilight."
Twilight watched as Spike left before wiping her forehead with her hoof.
"Phew, it's hot." Twilight flipped the fan on. "Much better."
True to his word, Spike ran and got the five other girls. By this time, the item Spike got, which was a comic book, had flipped to a blank page. The page had small writing that, when uttered, would cause something enchanting to happen. But, we'll get back to that.
"Okay, girls, I've been working on this for a while, and I've come to the same ultimate conclusion. Applejack and Rainbow Dash are lesbians." Twilight stated as a gasp came from the group. "And not only that, but lesbians with each other!"
"You're bucking with me, right?" Rainbow Dash shouted.
"No, Applejack's bucking with you." Twilight stated calmly.
"Now, hold up there, Missy. Where in tarnation are ya gettin' these crazy ideas? RD and ah aren't lesbians with each other." Applejack stated.
"You two are just in the denial stage. I read that this is normal for most typical homosexuals." Twilight stated. "I mean, look at the facts. there was the Running of the Leafs, the Haunted Mansion, and all the time they're hanging out or competing against each other. Can't you see, they're not trying to see who's cooler, they're trying to prove themselves to the other that they're the best possible mate for the other."
"Egghead, all those books are getting to your head. Besides, that's such a stereotype that the two tomcolts are gay."
"Eeyup. RD's right. Besides, mares don't date mares and stallions don't date stallions."
"Whoa, hold up, AJ. Love is still love."
"Well, true. But Granny Smith said that it's wrong. So, it must be."
"Granny Smith isn't always right. Besides, she's an old kookoo."
"Now, don't ya be sayin' stuff 'bout my Granny."
"Oh dear, a lovers' spat." Rarity swooned. "Isn't it just adorable?"
"We aren't lovers!" AJ and Dash exclaimed in sync.
"You know what?" Rainbow Dash said. "Buck this. I don't need this drama. I'm going for a fly. If you're gonna keep on reading, I'm gonna start my own adventure."
A sucking sound was heard and the next thing the girls and Spike knew there was a flash of white and they were in a new world with new costumes.