Ok everyone knows about the annoying mosquito that keeps buzzing up at the top of the screen, right? So as we have super heroes I figure they wouldn't put up with it, so this fic was born! Rated for Safety as always…
Disclaimer: If I owned them I wouldn't have spent an hour waiting for the bus today…
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Superman. Faster than a speeding bullet.
Able to leap tall buildings with a single bound.
Hmm… he really had to stop thinking of himself in those old clichés. Newspaper reporters did not use clichés, most of the time anyway.
He was the most powerful superhero in the world yadda yadda… invulnerable… and he had a headache. (Super hearing came with its downsides, y'know?)
Clark stared at the screen, before putting his head in his hands in defeat. It followed him everywhere… even on those little sites where people were discussing whether he looked fat in his tights… he hadn't eaten that many true blue All - American hot dogs had he?
No, no, of course he hadn't – but it was there!
It was always there! That infernal buzzing creature claiming that you would win a free laptop, ok that was all well and good, but if you were surfing the internet and listening to David Bowie you did not want to be interrupted!
Recovering himself, he clicked on the back button…
"Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-------- SMASH!'
Clark looked at his fist for a moment before realising he had, in actual fact, embedded the monitor of his p.c. in the opposite wall.
'CLARK!' uh oh. Lois. Now he was in trouble…. But at least that damn buzzing had stopped. Oh… Ma and Pa would have his head now that he swore… fiddlesticks…
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Well hope you enjoyed. I have on several occasions nearly thrown my mouse at the screen with that thing coming up so I thought it made sense Clark would throw the screen… Please Review, I know it's short but it would brighten my day. Sorry if this is a little hyper I've had three diet cokes today and I just remembered I have the dentist tomorrow… err…