Disclaimer : I don't own InuYasha…or this story (my brother wrote it)…I'm really sorry for everyone who reads this…including InuYasha…
A/N: Hi! This is my first story (well, technically my brothers…) it's a one shot, and as I said in the disclaimer…I'm really sorry for everyone who reads this…And I am also really sorry if anyone is out of character (especially Sesshoumaru…). Anyway, enjoy the story (sorry again…)!
Hi! This is the brother, and this story is funny! Well, what she wrote is true…
The big B…
It was a normal day in feudal Japan; Kagome was sitting InuYasha on a hill who had just insulted her cooking.
"SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!!!!!!" Shrieked Kagome. But this time, when InuYasha gets up, Kagome says, "SI…SI (Giggles) SI… (Laughs) SI… (Falls down laughing.)"
InuYasha: "What?!?!?! Why aren't you causing me agonizing SIT pain?"
Kagome: It is just that (giggles) you (giggles) you have a big…" Kagome thinks, "I wonder how long I can keep him from knowing?"
InuYasha: "Spill it!!!!"
Kagome: "It's nothing… (Continues rolling on the ground laughing.)" Shippo comes up the hill and starts laughing.
Shippo: "InuYasha, you have a huge buwah!!" Screams
Shippo as Kagome holds her hand over his mouth.
Kagome: "It's (giggle) nothing, Inuyasha. (To Shippo) We want to keep it a secret from InuYasha"
Shippo: "But he has a huge b… OHHH! Okey dokey!" (Shippo falls on the ground rolling around laughing like Kagome)
InuYasha: "What is it!!!" As InuYasha is screaming this over and over, Miroku comes up the hill on his everlasting quest for beautiful women when he see the odd seen of InuYasha screaming at Kagome and Shippo when a look of pure disgust comes on his face.
He leaves, muttering to himself "I am leaving before he asks me to suck THAT THING up in my wind tunnel." While Miroku is leaving, Koga's tornado of speed comes up to InuYasha and, with the faint sound of laughing, falls into a near by tree. (Shippo rolls down the hill, laughing. No one notices.) Koga runs up to InuYasha, points at his noise, and starts laughing loudly. InuYasha hits him so hard that he is KOed. Sango, hearing the familiar sound of InuYasha hitting someone on the head, comes running. Sees Koga on the ground, says "Is he dead!?!?!" Pokes him, looks up about to ask InuYasha why Koga was on the ground, sees his nose, and faints in terror.
InuYasha: "what is going on here!?!?!?!?!?! Kagome, Shippo, Koga, and now Sango!?!?!?!?!?! What's next, Sesshoumaru!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Hey, he called it. Today was a Sesshoumaru- trys- to- kill-InuYasha-to-get-the-tetsiasga day. So Sesshoumaru flew down, looked at InuYasha nose and giggled under his breath and off camera and said, "InuYasha, you have embarrassed our family so much that I must inform you that you have a five foot long booger hanging from your right nostril." (Everyone in the world that knows of InuYasha laughs.)
InuYasha:
"What!?!?!?!?!?!"
A/N: I AM SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S MY BROTHERS STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, please review, it might be good for him…fell free to send flames if you want.
Brother: I AM NOT CRAZY!!!!JUST BECOUSE I LIKE MONKEYS, VIDEO GAMES, AND BEING WEIRD DOES NOT MEAN I AM CRAZY!!!!!!!!! JUST WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Again…really sorry…