Roar of the Juubi

Chapter One

(AN: oh god this is going to suck. Badly. This will not be a self-insert, in that writing me is too hard. Naruto will not be in here. At all, in fact Naruto will not physically exist. My self-insert will have the Kyuubi in him, and it will be Gary Stuish, my character will be in a small harem, three girls, but I might not even have any pairings, but he will most likely be as, another writer put it, badass Godzilla godlike, insert name here. {I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BETA THIS!} By the way, does anyone have a good name for him that is not normal, yet not sounding like something from a terrible fantasy novel, because terrible fantasy novel names are all I can think up? Maybe something Japanese would be nice, considering what this anime is.)

(Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR REAL LIFE NARUTO IS OWNED BY MASASHI KISHIMOTO AND REAL LIFE IS OWNED BY... someone.)

The Juubi roared, black flames spreading into the sky, stomping forward his ten scaled tails swinging behind him, crushing man and mountain. Naruto gazed up in horror, fear evident on his face. "WHAT THE FU-"he was cut off as the Juubi clawed paw came down on him, squishing him into a paste, right next to the Madara-paste and Obito-paste

I stared at the incoming truck, the headlights shining brightly in my eyes, I tried to get out of the way, but all that managed to do was place my skull in front of the wheel. With a wet squelching sound, and quite surprisingly for the fact that my head just exploded, no pain, I saw black. Off in the distance, I hear a loud roar of triumph and flames come up ahead of me, before a large black screen covers the flames.

Score

Positive

Finished Grade School: 100 Points

Finished Middle School: 500 Points

Homeless Fed: (1000) +10 Karma

Finished High School: 500 Points

College Degree: Bachelor Degree: 600 Points

Best Subject: Math: 10 Points

Girlfriends: (0)

Wives: (0)

Boyfriends: (0)

Husbands: (0)

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Negatives

Low Grade school: -50

Low Middle school: -250

Low High School: -250

No Romance: -330

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Overall Score

Rating: 830, You Did Something with your Life!

Karmic Rating: +10, Good Samaritan

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Awards

Avatars:

Ambiguously Good Hero - +10 Karmic Rating

Bloodline Character- 500+ Points

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AU MODE Complete:

No Biju- Added- Kind Biju

No Gods- Added- Interacting Gods

Modern Reality- Added- Medieval Reality

Fan Of: (Naruto) (Naruto) Reality Added

I stared at the screen in front of me for a few minutes. "Oh god, what is happening!?" I scream out to the black surroundings. After a few hours of hysterical screaming I sit down panting. "Oh crap, I'm dead. Ugh, I wish I could just Continue." With my words, a screen fades into existence in front of me, the words on the screen coming before me, Would You Like To Continue? Yes No I quickly tapped the No button, hoping to see the main menu. Next thing I know, I am falling down a seemingly endless white pit. At least there is a change in color down here; I land on my feet, no pain going through my feet that by all accounts, should be broken. My white surroundings faded out into blue sky all around me, a floating platform becoming clear under my feet, five doors appearing, one saying Continue on a plaque, covering the door. Yet another said New Game, and yet another one said, Settings. The other doors had no handles, and the plaques had swirls of red and blue ink, each with a lock over it. I looked around seeing the clouds far below me and the sun above. "Hmm. At least it is pretty up here." I mumble to myself. I walk over to the Settings door, opening it. Inside it was pitch black, and as I walk into it, it slowly lights up, showing a tan brick room, with marble pillars and buttons lining the walls. I look to the left, seeing another door Titled Cheats I rub my hands together in excitement, opening the door, showing a control panel inside what looks to be a closet. I walk in, checking the console- the only available cheats that did not have a line through it and pictures of yellow swirls next to it, with Godlike which looks quite exciting, with 9999 yellow swirls next to it. The only ones unlocked had zero yellow swirls, like Bobble-head, All Elements and Shadow Cloak I press Shadow Cloak and look at the rest of the settings. There were a few buttons about reality and the coordinates of where I land, but frankly I do not in any way want to mess with that. The only ones I could find was a difficulty set on legendary, and one about memory loss. I gasped "My god! I knew life was tough, but legendary? Really?" with that shocking revelation I turned it onto easy, and looked to memory loss. I think it has to do about being reincarnated, so I changed it to NO and I left the room my footsteps kicking up a trail of dust. I open the continue door, but the only thing behind it is a brick wall. I go over to the red door. I can faintly make out behind the red swirl, a plaque saying something along the lines of Home, and behind the blue swirl, something along the lines of Base. I quickly go over to the new game door and open it walking inside. Inside is a room filled with what looks like a motherboard in a computer, except it is coating the walls. I walk into the center and I see a picture of myself with arrows next to me. One of them is some busty chick with green hair about five foot four, and she is wearing a grey cape with pure white plate armor, and another is me with glowing eyes, and some kind of glowing, rainbow energy flowing around me, like a cold, burning sea. Quite the strange sight, I stare at them in wonder. "Which should I choose?" I ask myself. I really don't know about losing my dangly bits, but she looks awesome! But then again so does me with rainbows… speaking of me, I am six feet tall and wear black jeans, with a very dark purple muscle shirt, wearing a short sleeved black vest over said shirt. I stare onwards. I check them all over again- the chick has a lance on her back which seems to glow white, and has two suspicious holes where two shoulder blades are. They look like they could fit wings. I look over at rainbow me, I have a large twisted looking black sword, which is wreathed in black flame, and a shining white katana strapped to my other side glowing with white fire.

I sit down, confused in what I should do. Should I even change at all? And now that I am thinking about it, HOW IS MY LIFE A VIDEOGAME?