Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece or any of its characters or ideas. Also, if I quote something or something like that in here, I don't own that. And 50 ways to annoy Zoro is by Skie. She is awesome and came up with the idea first, therefore, she is much more crazy than I am. (There, Skie, I said it! Are you happy now?!) But I do own the 50 more ways to annoy Zoro. Enjoy!
51. Tell him you like him, then pretend you don't
52. When you need to speak to him, speak to the space behind him
53. Stare at him, and when he looks at you, go "What are you looking at?!"
54. Gasp every time he says something x
55. Say maybe every time he says/asks/states something (Bibs, quit doing that to me!)
56. Ask for his autograph, then say you mistook him for Sanji
57. (Even though this pains me to say this) Tell him Sanji is better than him in every single way
58. Scream and point behind him at random times x
59. Put tiny pink bow ties on the tiny spikes in his hair
60. Every time he gets mad, go "awwww, you are so cute when you are made!"
61. Call him Zoro-kun
62. Jump up and land on his head every 5 minutes and 83.648 seconds
63. Cry pitifully
64. When he finally asks you what is wrong, calmly stop crying, and walk away
65. Throw his meat away
66. Throw his meat at him
67. Mix up all of the spices and utensils in Sanji's kitchen
68. Pretend Zoro did it all
69. Tell him that 3 swords are for sissies
70. Ignore him
71. Talk only in Pig Latin to him
72. Laugh every time he says a word with the letter 'e', 'n', or 'c' in it x
73. Poke him every time he falls asleep
74. Put eels in his shoes
75. Draw a picture of him that looks like nothing like him
76. Tell Sanji that he insulted your picture of him
77. Put 5 bottles of hot sauce in his grog
78. Challenge him to a grog drinking contest
79. Win the grog drinking contest
80. Brag about winning the grog drinking contest every possible chance you get
81. Sit on him
82. Give him a kitten
83. Laugh at him when you find him snuggling with the kitten
84. Tie a steak to his back, then show Luffy the steak
85. Hide in the crow's nest, and hack a loogie on his head every time he passes under it
86. "Steal" his nose
87. Duct tape yourself to his back
88. Pretend you are his conscious
89. Tell everyone that you can read Zoro's mind
90. Yell out "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT THAT!" every time he walks by someone
91. Yell "Hawk Eye" when ever you see him
92. Replace his swords with balloons shaped like swords
93. Put an alarm clock under his pillow that is set to go off every 2.86 hours
94. Tell him that Usopp has a crush on him
95. Replace his black bandana with a black one that has an annoying yellow smiley right were everyone can see it when he puts it on to look menacing
96. Fill his hammock with My Little Pony ponies
97. Glomp him
98. Tell Nami that Zoro likes her
99. Eat his desert
…AND FINALLY…
100. Figure it out in my next chapter! I will be putting my ways, and Skie's ways to annoy him, so if you want to know how to annoy him the most, read Skie's beginning 50 ways to annoy him, then read my chapter to see what number 100 is!!!!!
